Your entire Jow Forums Post history is revealed

I would be completely ostracized by my family and peers, and my employment prospects would diminish to 0.

In short, nothing would change.

I guess they'd wonder why I told so many to kill themselves

This. I was an outcast before i came on here

A lot of larping because I troll as various identities or shits and giggles, primarily to gauge people's inherent biases toward someone of a specific demographic... the porn would be hard to explain, especially my type of fetish, and I'm all over the map with board preferences so my Jow Forums history would look like a bomb went off

>since 2008
Maaaan nobody tryna read all that shit.

Oona and Shayla and Sydney might be 100% pissed at me but Oona cut contact years ago, Shayla is currently having a kid so no time for that, and I have NO fucking clue where Sydney is.

But, that was back then. Things are different now.

Right now, I am fucko'd. Lose my place in uni and am stripped of my provisional medical license by libtard organisations that conflate "maybe we need good border control" with "gas the nigs and fags".
If all goes right, 30 years down the line I will be immune to the effects of Jow Forums revalation.

They would prob think I'm a faggot do to me posting/making/bumpinh trap threads even though I fucking hate them

>Your entire Jow Forums Post history is revealed to friends family coworkers employers etc...
"I'm an actor and a writer. I was experimenting with a character. 'The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.'"
I'd probably still get looked down on but this statement wouldn't be completely untrue. Most of what I post here are just in-jokes and shitposts.

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I'd have to make fundamental changes to my life. I obviously wouldn't be able to keep my job. I probably couldn't return to my social hobbies. It's entirely trendy to denounce anybody who would want Jow Forums free of women and normies.

I'm still capable of sustaining myself for a few months as I try to bootstrap a tech business. How many cryptorich NEETs would invest in me and my ability to create value for them? I'd have to make fundamental changes, but money can't buy the kind of publicity that getting outted as a 4channer gets you.

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>everyone finds out i fantasize about getting fucked by dogs
ahaha it was just a joke dudes.

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idk people would find me crazy aggressive dangerous bomb "ready to explode" who is to about shoot up bunch of ppl.

I made a lot of women hate threads, communism hate threads, bureaucracy hate threads, race hate threads... all kids of hate threads you can imagine.

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Lots and lots of posts explaining in detail how much I want to marry my little sister.

Needless to say my family would disown me

same here. Depending on what side is losing, I will naturally side with the underdog.

Totally and irreversibly royally completely uttely fucked

I would legit kill myself from embarassment

English is not their native language

I'd be fine. I'm not some edgy incel. Posted some pretty far-left stuff, but that's fine. Mainly, people would just be surprised how much time I've spent talking about shows and video games.

I have posted a couple things that could be construed as transphobic, but from a radfem perspective, so it's not too bad.

In this hypothetical it's translated

I'm aggressively unemployed so no.

But I have posted nudes on /b/ in the past. So it''d be pretty humiliating.

I browse /c/ and /f/

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I doubt memespeak can be accurately translated

wouldnt be that bad, mostly its all bollacks. my mighty bennis posts are pretty embarassing

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Meh wouldnt be too bad. Lots of racism which would be of no surprise to most, lots of posts on Jow Forums which wouldnt shock most, post mostly here to be supportive and helpful mostly because I can relate from my experience in my younger years, post on /gif/ a bit so maybe theyd be shocked at my level of porn knowledge. Other than that nothing really too far out there for people who know me. Nothing gay/trap/loli related so im good there.

lol wouldn't be bad.

i just realized all my posts are about my oneitis.

It would be boring and hard to get a hold of, also this feels like a datamining thread.

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Probably get thrown into a mental health asylum and placed on suicide watch for all the posts I make about killing myself and wanting to die.

Real talk though, I really need to man up and end my pathetic self already

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i really doubt many normies would even get most of the shit I post here

when you look at it objectively, you realize that pretty much everything here is esoteric to the point where those not in the know would probably give up after about 15 mins of trying to figure it out

but if they did figure it out i'd be so fucked lmao
>Jow Forums shit
>Jow Forums shit
>weird /gif/ shit
>Jow Forums
no recovering

My Jow Forums history is consistent of a bunch of edgy shitposts mixed with my pretentious musical opinions. Aside from that and the odd fetish discussion they don't have shit on me

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Dont really care, only speak about shit that happened to me, some posts on Jow Forums and some webms i posted. They wouldnt think anything bad except that im really sad and lonely and might need therapy

I'd be in trouble for posting "fourth reich when?" And this onw time I spammed this thread with pics of various Nazi officials. Also, in this day and age, tranny hate would probably get you in trouble. If those were taken out of the equation, people would probably just think Im strange/wouldnt bother to read all the shit.

Although, my one friend that I have wouldnt give a shit about any of the posts that would probably make people offended

>Your entire Jow Forums Post history is revealed to friends family coworkers employers etc...
>How fucked are you and what's it consist of?
I don't care at all

I don't post edgy shit just because it's anonymous, only 16 year olds do that

I post a lot of gay shit which might be a surprise to some less astute people

>friends family coworkers employers
>implying
do you know where you are?

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People would be pretty fucking confused. They wouldn't know whether to laugh, be completely disgusted and terrified or if they should call the police because I might be a danger to society or myself. I lie a lot to embellish my stories and have embraced false personas entirely because I like to push shit past the limit and try to entertain and contrast and compare different perspectives to explore ideas in my head myself to better understand my own personal thought process and place in life. There are tons of consistencies though that could be picked up on that would give light to the fact that within my stories that are consistently riddled with falsehood there still remains some element of truth and genuine user, no matter how small, it's still there on some level.

>I lie a lot to embellish my stories and have embraced false personas entirely because I like to push shit past the limit and try to entertain and contrast and compare different perspectives to explore ideas in my head myself to better understand my own personal thought process and place in life.
>i larp for (You)s

They will understand what I'm doing. They will understand why I chose to say what I say. They will understand why I'm doing it to you.

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100% fucked. They would find out me and cousin kinda dated in secret and our family are religious so we'd probably get executed if they ever found out.

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>46979422
Lol they already Know, I tell my entire family and coworkers everything, lots of Jow Forums nazi stuff, women hate, race hate. At first they were shocked, but after a while they just kinda knew me as ' that's just user'

wouldn't show anything everybody didn't already know

>posts admitting to all of my disgusting vile fetishes and sexual fantasies
>posts expressing extremely vitriolic hate-filled and extremist opinions, some just for the lulz, some legit
>tens of thousands of shitposts
>schizo-tier posts on /x/ 7 years ago when I was a teenage pothead
>lots of sharing of personal emotional distress and internal turmoil
>some posts with very great wit, insight and prose
>a few friendly posts every once in a while
It would be like my diary for the last 10 years of my life was exposed to everyone, it would be too humiliating to get over, I would most definitely lose my job and my mother might kick me out. It is quite honestly too terrifying to contemplate. I might become a vagabond and wander around Asia with all the money I have until I decide to kill myself, my life would be over anyways

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>hates communism
>also hates bureaucracy

If you hate bureaucracy then why don't you like communism pleb

Hmmmmmmm I wonder why

>muh perfect anarcho-communism has never been tried

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People would probably take my Brapposting out of context

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Bro you should go for it man, just dont have kids with her man.
how old is she? origano

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They would find me patehtic for prefering anime girls to real woman or some norman bullshit

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I am unironically proud of my long posting career. I sometimes search the archives for my old posts that I remember fondly. I've been thinking of making a scrapbook of them and putting it on my coffee table.

not fucked since im not a degenerate

Unironically only /b/ roll posts and calling people on /lit/ and Jow Forums niggers

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i usually show off my post history to people because i trip
its a fun story to share with people
all of it getting revealed would be pretty bad though

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My man! What's your trip?

Cvnka
is my trip

close actually

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>mfw we all are just playing characters to vent/cope/have fun
This is literally one big ass LARP shitstorm

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>im Cvnky and I like dog dicks

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>friends
>coworkers
>employers

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