>You once were the first from millions of other spermatozoids
>Survived harsh natural choice
>During 9 months transformed from a primitive cell into sophisticated system
>Started as the highest biological creature, with unique gift to learn and collect the experience of previous generations
>And all to post gay threads on Jow Forums?
You once were the first from millions of other spermatozoids
Jayden Thomas
Christopher Wright
not my fault all you boys are cute.
Jace James
dumb reifag
Oliver Jenkins
What's wrong with New Zealand?
Dylan Morales
>tfw i do not know who you're quoting
Wyatt Evans
Ayy it's portuweeb
Charles Edwards
I just enjoy admiring these highest biological creatures (male).
Hudson Howard
I wish I had been aborted.
Jonathan Powell
How'd you know? I bet half are fat NEETs
Have an apple, my russian fren
Joshua Green
nothing. im just friendly.
i have faith.
Lucas Bennett
Not fat
Jayden Collins
Thanks, I'll give you this then.
Ryder Williams
You're too friendly to members of the same sex, that's gay.
Mason Brown
>faith in le banana :^)
yeah whatever that's not how boy's friendship works
not going to be a dick and just say "thanks"
Chase Lewis
name of the anime girl?
Josiah Long
yes.
Brody Morales
Akira Sakura
Chase Peterson
gay
Nathaniel Torres
that pic is pretty gay too, user! but i'm going to save it, so let me cook you a meal as repayment.
Charles Bell
is it a straight meal? I'm on a no gay diet
Liam Murphy
how does steak and chips sound?
and a no gay diet just means you don't "eat" a certain kind of "meat"
Luke Bailey
>bioLOGical
Nathaniel Miller
it's 2:00am though
and what kinda meat do you mean fren?
Gabriel Gomez
we can have it tomorrow evening if you want! and i mean the lewd kind of meat that boys have between their legs.
Ryan Martin
woah thats really gay wtf do boys really do that
Nathan Wood
This is what I mean, Gay Zealand. This has to stop.
Jason Stewart
yeah i've heard they do!! it seems pretty fun!! we should try it out sometime.
portugay.
Brayden Bell
portugay
wow..... learn something new every day
what about my no gay diet though?
Ryan Mitchell
even with diet's you can have a cheat day!
but no pressure if you don't want to fren. or we can cuddle instead, which isn't breaking your diet at all!
Dominic Clark
>>You once were the first from millions of other spermatozoids
actually, you were the egg. not sperm. sperm is destroyed once it's done its job.
Nolan Rodriguez
New Zealand? More like New GAYland.
Jaxson Walker
idk this all seems kinda gay, hugging others boys and all
what other things do you do with meat?
just curious
Cameron Russell
>>You once were the first from millions of other spermatozoids
>>Survived harsh natural choice
>>During 9 months transformed from a primitive cell into sophisticated system
>>Started as the highest biological creature, with unique gift to learn and collect the experience of previous generations
>born ARMENIAN
>all for naught all for naught...
Lucas Nelson
well i get a nice sauce and then i rub it. helps bring out the flavor of the meat.
and it's not gay if it's hugging for companionship in a non-erotic way!
Angel Powell
I've heard that boys sometimes put benis in butt
That sounds really gay tbdesu
I mean why would you put it there?
David Harris
it feels nice, because there's a thing called the prostate that feels really nice when massaged(by a dick) for long enough.
boys need to clean their butts though first!!
Josiah Gonzalez
how do you know it feels nice? have you tried it out?
Noah Cook
actually you're the intersection of both
yeah-yeah so desperate and pointless, other president when?
Andrew Bell
not with another boy, but with my fingers yes. it feels really nice. i heard you can cum from it, and it's more intense than jerking off, but i've not got to that point yet.
i'll tell you more... but not on Jow Forums fren. if it's okay with you, can you drop a contact?
Nolan Torres
okay sure fren
Hunter James
sort of, yeah, but it's the egg that divides and becomes the failure that is you.
Ryder Butler
do you have a discord? or a kik?
I'm silmaryl#4526 on discord if you want to chat more
Nicholas Rivera
Ohhh I've heard of you from /r9gay/!
I'll add you but I don't use discord much tbqh
Ryder Bailey
Irrelevant in context: spermatozoid makes half of your organisms genes.
>failure that is you
well at least my threads bounds kiwis together :^)
Henry Garcia
>Irrelevant in context
Context:
>>You once were the first from millions of other spermatozoids
???
Jacob Phillips
it means that half of your genetical code is transferred from that one little cell which was the fastest, most dexterous and overall the best one from millions and only he survived natural selection, capisce?
Austin Thomas
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