>everyone calls you fem and not man enough >decide youre gonna become a soldier >first day your god complex officer starts screaming for no reason (to show whos dominant) >he yells at you for not making your bed properly >maybe hes a neat guy >you see him clean his ears with his fingers the very next moment >you do 50 pushups >train all day >go to sleep >wake up at 6 am >do this all over again
Are you guys retarded? How can anyone join the army willingly, how does being screamed by some random retard for not making your bed properly is gonna help you become a man? How is that preparing you for war? For life in general? I have heard countless stories about the army, and they all seem so autistic Im not saying you should be dirty, but your bed not being made perfectly and you learning how to treat a random guy with respect is not helping you Go to the gym, and a shooting range, its the two aspects of the army that are useful without listening to a guy that thinks he has authority while his daughter is probably sucking some guys dick at 15
What is the literal purpose of a soldier after WWII? War today is just imperialists and oligarchs sending their buddys' armies out to bust the lining out of their already fattened pockets. If there was any military action worth taking, we'd just use nukes.
Cameron Morris
>What is the literal purpose of a soldier after WWII? Various jobs, maintaining equipment as needed, and in general just milking all the benefits >free bedroom, food, gym membership, and not having to be around civilians who are pointlessly bitter and mean. >If there was any military action worth taking, we'd just use nukes. I remember when i was in the third grade lmao.
Leo Wilson
Lmao how is any of that hard though?
Also literally nobody cares about hospital corners on the bed after basic.
>muh Imperialism Lmao the 1870s called they want your gripes back.
Parker Barnes
In other words, literally useless. Trump is willing to use nukes, why aren't you? >implying the Vietnam War wasn't an imperialist action of France Kill yourself
>challenging >fun >get to kick doors in >i can afford things now Those are my reasons at least
Blake Johnson
is military boring? Could i do it as a permanent career if i liked it?
Jordan Morgan
>Trump is willing to use nukes, why aren't you? trump just shitposts on twitter, outside that he's just the president. If he actually did use a nuke i would be howling with laughter and very impressed but until then he's just some shitposter.
Have fun with whatever this is you are on about though.
Noah Allen
its pretty hard to take orders from someone who is forcing his authority down your throat not every officer is a war hero, most of them never did anything i would respect them for, they are all hypocrites too since they are just trying to recreate what their generals did in general, im sick of boomers trying to act as if they are manly and have authority because they can perform basic human functions, most of them dont have authority over their slut of a daughter you know whats masculine? outdoing everyone in something your passionate about
Brayden Gutierrez
Not permanent, but if you can hold out for 20 years you can get off with a pretty sweet pension. Assuming you aren't bottom of the barrel.
Parker Clark
My point is that there is not a legitimate need for a large military in the USA abroad, and anyone telling you otherwise should be shot dead. If we brought them all home and put them on the border, that would be much more useful.
Jacob Peterson
>trump >imperialist Shut the fuck up and back to r/latestagecapitalism you go.
Josiah Campbell
Lel. Nukes are the opposite of imperialism, you retard. Quick, decisive action instead of a long, drawn out, decades-long conflict costing billions of your own dollars.
Tyler Rivera
>implying the Vietnam War wasn't an imperialist action of France Lmao the fucking french were already kicked out before American involvement. After the French got kicked out it was about containing communist expansion. If you want to see something that looks like imperialism in the 20th century look at the spread of communism.
Kayden Turner
Sure thing, kiddo. Don't forget to drop a pamphlet on the way out ya square.
Christian Fisher
>border memes So have trump bring them back, hell nuke the border while you are at it! They can't bring criminal and drugs into our country if a massive radiation zone is acting as an invisible wall killing all who cross it. of course anytime the wind decided to blow it would spread and kill anyone who got a gust full of dusty air.
William Fisher
No fucking shit retard. The full US military hasn't been needed at all since the Civil War. Military experts have concluded that the US is the only country which is impossible to invade. The thing is, there must be a strongest country. It's natural. The US keeps its massive military in order to boost its allies' powers and maintain dominance/stability. The US will use its military for small conflicts like the shit going on in Syria and Afghanistan, mainly for gaining control of spheres of influence and such. Nukes are the same way. A country builds nukes to tell people that they are not to be fucked with. Not because they will nuke another country.
Christopher Peterson
Giant is sleepy.
Kayden Reed
He's right though. A huge reason why Central America is so fucked up today is because the US overthrew a lot of peaceful presidents because they didn't like their socialist models (european type socialism, with free markets) and installed puppet dictators who were very far right wing, corrupt, and killed off most of the civilian population.
Samuel Watson
>its pretty hard to take orders from someone who is forcing his authority down your throat Not really. If they are giving you a lawful and not stupid order, follow it. If you can poke holes in it or know a better way to do it, voice it. Cant tell you how many times I have made officers and ncos look dumb because little Specialist me knew more then they did.
>not every officer is a war hero, most of them never did anything i would respect them for, they are all hypocrites too since they are just trying to recreate what their generals did Of course not. Most haven't had the opportunity to do anything of note yet (a 2nd lieutenant is just as new as a private, everyone knows it, and typically are not treated much better lol). There are two types of respect in the military, that which is based on rank, and that which is based on the person. They are definitely not linked together or mutually exclusive.
>in general, im sick of boomers trying to act as if they are manly and have authority because they can perform basic human functions, most of them dont have authority over their slut of a daughter Lol, maybe they shouldn't have fallen for the family meme.
>you know whats masculine? outdoing everyone in something your passionate about I literally do that in the Army lmao.
Robert Foster
damn, but still a pension! if i join i'll just have to find something to do after.
Grayson Gomez
i just realized that the point of this thread was some old man was making fun of OP for not being manly or some stupid shit. Keep doing what you want to do OP, if you aren't the pinnacle of masculinity who gives a shit at least you aint miserable.
Alexander Young
>Latin America would be like Scandinavia if it wasn't for the evil capitalists Socialists are so dumb. Our imperialism saved you cunts from becoming africa
Carson Robinson
>What is discipline
It's almost as if you don't want to get after it.
Cooper Thomas
alright alright im going
Ryder Bailey
There wasn't ever a purpose for U.S. soldiers after the Civil War