How the fuck do I proposition hanging out with a friend in a way that isn't gay?

How the fuck do I proposition hanging out with a friend in a way that isn't gay?

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Invite him to watch a sport match or something like that

Ask him if he wants to watch a straight porno together

Does every action a person makes have some sort of ulterior sexual drive to it that I just didn't realize before? Is that why I'm considered autistic?

Add no homo at the end of your sentence

My place has family members that are always using the tv and his is out of power at the moment

Get gay friends and fuck them.

Well then Fuck off and die

R0od

Only have female friends is the only legit way.

Grasp him firmly but tenderly
Look deep into his eyes
Ask if he'd like to play smash bros

"Want to hang out?"

What the fuck is wrong with you autists. Just say what's on your mind instead of overcomplicating even the simplest exchanges.

And then what? What do I suggest we do. The only thing around me is restaurants and asking another guy out to eat is gay no matter what way you spin it.

Back in my day we used to hang around pizza and burger places all the time with the boys

Go to a bar I guess, most normies past drinking age, whether it's 18 or 21 devolve into sedentary boomers within a year of getting into bars and only sit on chairs drunk talking about the old times until the day they die, between wageslaving and having a gf

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>the country of unlimited freedom
>only places to hang out are restaurants

>Finland is a country with unlimited freedom

Go chill somewhere it's obviously not a date you just want to hang out
if you're trying to frame it as gay it's probably because you like him

o fugg :D in what region do you live

Labland :D

>"ayo bruh you comin over to chill or somethin?

It's really not that hard lol. You people really are autistic in a cute way

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Go to the fucking park and play ball or something. Go to the gym together. Do anything you live in the west for fucks sake

well this applies to most people: a lot of them just get a job and don't really find time for anything else than drinking on friday / fucking their gf if they have one

it's all that people at work talk about, it's all my old friends talk about if i see them, I don't think there is anything more to life for most normgroids past the teenage years

Hey *friends name* Wanna hang out this Saturday? We could grab a few beers, then I could tie you down and fuck you. To. Absolute. Bits. Mate.

Before this thread may proceed you must tell us why you want to bother this "friend" of yours to put on clothes and leave the house. Is this what a friend would do? Ask a man to leave his anime backlog and go sit in a public place with no declared goal?

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I stated earlier that his power is out

If you won't hang out with a friend at a restaurant because it's "gay" then you are probably actually in the closet and your insecure about your own faggotness, faggot

true, my bad
proceed

Depends.
>Where do you know him from?
>Do you have him on social media?
>How long have you known eachother

Answer those questions, and I'll make you a perfect friend pickup line. Also, if he knows you're into grills he'll know you want to hang out

you mess with crowie you get the bowie

>where do you know him from?
My sister's workplace
>Do you have him on social media
No
>how long have you known him
A few months