>user! This is my dad, General Akembule Otembe, "The butcher of Uganda". I've been telling him so much about you! He wants to make you one of his finest commanders and marry me!
Hey Dad, this is my frien..err..boyfriend user!
Lincoln Cruz
Adam Taylor
Great no wonder you like me. I am just as dark as your father!
Isaac Harris
im not into blacks or girls sorry
Lucas Anderson
seems like a good deal where do I sign
Nathan Hernandez
>"Heh. Make me a commander? I've already been crusading your daughters ass for the homeland
Aaron Sanchez
>tfw I'm already in the army
LET'S FUCKING GO, DAD.
Justin Adams
ohh FUCK YEAH
Aaron Morgan
>user was never seen again but his bloody stained passport were found outisde some shady bizarre a few weeks later
Daniel Scott
>The butcher of Uganda
Gavin Howard
Being a warlord in Africa sounds swell as fuck. Sign me in.
Nolan Carter
>she has bigger arms
Jayden Jackson
I'm Somali I can tell you now it isn't a swell life
Carter Campbell
Why won't all niggers go back to Africa? Just go back.
Kayden Bennett
thats a wax figure you dumbass nigger
Jason Adams
Kek, similar thing happened to me when I started dating a Liberian girl. Her dad had fought in the Liberian civil war and had a big ass ugly scar on his face and I have never seen him smile, either in pics or IRL.
He's probably seen people eaten alive by cannibals and shit. I don't want to dredge up those memories by asking but it would be interesting to hear about the insanity he went through.
Parker Perry
>tfw ywn have starved africans wait on you hand and foot
>tfw ywn fire guns at opposing factions all day
>tfw ywn enslave the women of tribes you captured
>tfw ywn train child soldiers
>tfw ywn raid mines for diamonds and gold and sell them for millions
Kayden Richardson
>General Akembule Otembe, "The butcher of Uganda"
Fucking kek, I'd ask her why is she talking like we're on TV
Jayden Morris
Not a warlord but I was in a relationship with a town chief's daughter in the DRC. If I was willing to marry her they wanted to put me in charge because I apparently knew how to run shit in a more modern way better. In the end I wasn't able to though but the chance was there.
Jaxon Wilson
Story? Was it a tribal village or just a generic shithole?
Luke King
LIKE BLACK WOMEN YOU RACIST MOTHAFUCKAS
Justin Long
LOOK HOW SEXY BLACK WWOMEN ARE #MEETOO
Hunter Bell
Technicaly a tribal town as in they were all one tribe but they did have houses and stuff it wasn't like primitive with huts. They did live in the jungle though which is why I was out there, doing stuff like setting up solar panels, working with their drinking water system, volunteer stuff like that. The chief's daughter acted like my escort around town since she knew english but it ended up being a relationship which is how this offer came about.
Colton Powell
Did you make any progress? Did you actually improve their lives?
Jace Sanders
this man has seen some shit
Xavier Cruz
Yeah I think so, I also taught them how to maintain the stuff I helped give them. As long as they do that and put some savings aside to replace things now and then it should work out for them. I mean I think the reason they made this offer in the first place is because they knew and could see how I was improving their lives.
Camden Davis
Go back to your gook slum, anime faggot