opinions on related pic here?
Opinions on related pic here?
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Owen Peterson
What is that? Some kind of niche sex toy?
Jayden Jones
Dat horsie got a big pee pee
Nolan Myers
I wonder if a hat made of horse penis skins would be cool or not. Maybe like a horse dick beanie, since the material could stretch slightly. Only issue is that it probably wouldn't insulate much heat, since the skin is likely fairly thin. So, it would have to be a decorative skin base to be placed on top of another material.
You could cut off sections of a horse's body skin, then place the penis skin of one or multiple horses on top. The color makes me think it might make a cool holster or belt, if not a hat.
Sebastian Jackson
its quite impressive, imagine having a penis that size and getting an erection. you would faint from the blood loss and possibly even die.
Austin Martin
i wish. most horse dildos on the market aren't accurate at all.
Elijah Roberts
I've actually seen this gif before. Also it makes me remember that I have a 4 inch dick.
Matthew Robinson
Familiar sight since I breed horses for a living. Or I work at it I mean.
Samuel Collins
That's gross, but kinda cool
Jackson Howard
This is why the exterminatus was created
Jeremiah Phillips
>ywn kill a guy by making him so hard he dies
i wish this wasn't my fetish.
Leo Parker
Couldn't you use a penis pump on him? I'm sure you could find some test subjects on Jow Forums
Nathan Nelson
>TFW have actually JACKED OFF and CAME to girl's doing stuff with horse penis.
It's like the only form of bestiality that I find erotic as fuck. I hate myself for liking it.
Leo Barnes
Another unrealistic standard for men.
Andrew Baker
well, i don't want to murder anyone. also i'm not sure if penis pumps kill people. also this feels like a trick.
Kayden Miller
Good thing women can only have children with other humans, otherwise we'd never get laid...
Gabriel Brooks
would love to see a woman getting impaled by that
Jayden Thompson
user if men or women could impregnante or be impregnanted with animals the population would be soaked in various mixed humans.
Charles Jackson
>tfw you will never live in an irl bojack horseman universe
Jace Ward
I love flexing my penis like that. Every guy can do that right? You just have to activate your PC muscles.
Eli Edwards
That would be the biggest handicap of all time.
> have a huge dick but can't use it because every time you get a hard on you faint
Fucking kek
Landon Nguyen
>the episode with the seahorses.
>was amused.
Wyatt Johnson
SOMEONE POST THE HORSE PORN ALREADY
Jeremiah Thomas
I think there was a documentation about the guy with the World biggest penis, and how he unironically has to take medicaments to not get erections because of this reason
Jace Jones
This is already too NSFW for my likes
> youtube.com
Alexander Bennett
Jonah Falcon is the guy with biggest documented dick. Around 20cm 8 inch in burger measurement - flaccid.
No medication needed.
But still. It would be a curse to have huge dick but be unable to do anything with it.
Evan Peterson
>You will never be a QT cowgirl riding horses, with horses occasionally riding you
Cooper Johnson
kek how can human boys even compete?
Matthew Thomas
My question: Does BoJack have a human-sized horse cock, a horse-sized human cock, a human-sized human cock, or a horse-sized horse cock?
Asking for a friend.
Tyler Scott
If you watched the series you might have noticed he likes pussy. So probably got a big -D
Hudson Kelly
heres a guy banging a mustang
Daniel Smith
Having a big dick has nothing to do with liking pussy. BoJack uses sex as a distraction. He gets pussy because he's a celebrity, anyway.
Bentley Allen
I would assume a human sized human cock since pretty much everyone has a human sized human everything.
He doesn't have hooves, he has hands and feet. Pretty much the only animal part of any character in that show is the head.
Everybody has human bodies with the heads of various different animals. They don't even have tails.
I'm going to go with human-sized human cock.
Jordan Perry
Pretty ugly for a horse dick.
Jackson Gutierrez
anyone else want a horse for a boyfriend?
Brody Martinez
dude, he is fucking a pink cat. A pussy.
/your welcome
Parker Clark
>tfw no futa centaur gf
Kevin Lewis
Great, now he's going to be spewing cum all over motorists behind him.
Jordan Wilson
I have one, he's my good boy.
Bentley Rodriguez
What happens if a human gets pregnant from horse semen?
Samuel Watson
good thing he wore a condom. wouldn't want the car to get pregnant
Ryan Reed
Technically horses and humans are close enough they they can fertilize each other, but a pregnancy can't occur. So sperm can meet and fuse with egg to create a hybrid horse/human zygote, it may even divide a few times, but it will never implant on the uterus to begin a pregnancy.
Oliver Lopez
This is how trolls are created.
Henry Jenkins
This sounds like misinformation. Do you have any sources?
Carson Richardson
thisi really want to read about this in general but google just shits up clickbait articles with no actual sources
Blake Roberts
I don't care enough to go find the sources but it comes down to genetic similarity, there's a threshold where if animals are close enough then they can fertilize one another (though no pregnancy). Humans and horses are close enough within that threshold for it to work. It's just how sperm and eggs interact.
An example of the opposite is humans and hamsters, they aren't close enough genetically so they can't fertilize one another. The reason I bring up hamsters is that in science experiments they actually do fertilization tests with hamster eggs and human sperm, but they have to be zona-free (meaning no zona pelucida) for fertilization to happen because with the zona pelucida the sperm won't "recognize" the hamster eggs as something they can fertilize. They do the same thing with rats and humans, they're not genetically close enough for it to happen naturally.
Horses though along with some other animals, are close enough. I can't remember what the threshold is, say it's like >90% but if animals are closer than that then their sperm and eggs can interact normally.
Kayden Lopez
I can and I also enjoy doing it. I assume every man can but it's one of those things I've never heard talked about. Obviously given the size of it's dick the horse is better at it than I am.
Joshua Hernandez
I didn't need to read this, and yet I kept reading. I had every chance to stop, and yet I persisted.
Kayden Adams
You didn't give me any input on my ideas, though.
Ryder Nelson
>have boner
>act like im trying to cut of a piss using my dick
>dick bounces
shits easy and feels kind of good
Jayden Jones
Holy guacamole what did I just read.