What have you done to prepare for when you finally get a gf?

What have you done to prepare for when you finally get a gf?

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currently lifting weights and getting hobbies. In general im losing interest in gf and am more focused on having fun with life after getting some advice from older anons on this board.
kinda scared i've become prisongay because a gay dude im friends with is sort of hot to me but i dont want to risk dating him only to find out i was just horny.

I did absolutely nothing

Well, I have no friends so I'll have a lot to talk about when a girl finally shows interest in me

i watched a lot of pussy eating tutorials
yes i realize that is pathetic

Honestly that's how you get a gf, good job.

worked 4 good wage so i can be provider...

>when
That seems overly optimistic don't you think

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Thanks! Jow Forums has helped alot with my development. I used to try Jow Forums but its mostly women who have relationship issues so they aren't much help.

Stay the course and keep him at bay, just enough to let on that there might be a chance but actually: no-way. Thats how you get a female to go for you as well. By being that gay for a girl you would become friends with her (accidentally) first. In that way. The gay way. You have to be gay for a girl.

Got a decent paying job, my own place, a car. Walk 10km every day to be more healthier.

Nothing. I know I'll never get one.

>np youtube.com/watch?v=h75mqUm0lIo
>chad me up before you go go

>when you finally get a gf?
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What a f-funny joke op!
HAhahahahaahahaha!
>never ever
brb suicide (again)

Wrong. t. knower.

>when you finally get a gf?
Hahahaha, thats awfully kind of you OP but you dont need to pretend. Have a doggo.

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He means if your blockage is mental and not physical. A lot of people here aren't legitimately repulsive, they just act asocial.

I have in the meantime, married an international wife from the internet Est. 1998. Meanwhile I go on a literal time-warp and now realise
>once a newfag, always a newfag.
>looking for a new host to occupy
>internet has made it oh-so-much easier.
>do not click on this image
>the internet is going to die

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I never implied differently. Are you a normalnigger trying to fit in or just hopelessly naive?

Neither. It's just obvious that, as the other user mentioned, developing yourself, such as taking care of your body and making yourself interesting with hobbies, is the best way to attract people into your life.

Honestly this, the key on getting a gf is to improve your life and mature

So you're a normalnigger who needs to kill yourself. Got it.
!t/ where normalfaggots like you belong.

read My Secret Garden to learn about what makes women horny, watched a lot of amateur homemade porn to learn the techniques of fucking, trained my dick to get hard right away after cumming, read a lot of romance novels to become a good lover. I want to be the ultimate lover. Even when she eventually leaves me for chad, I'll make sure she never forgets me and my dick/heart game

same thing she has done to prepare for me.

SQUlSH

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I've become more inhibited cause I realised that no one cares about me or anything I say, like at all, I don't talk about myself, ever.
Also I have a lot of pent up affection.

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Nothing because I'm never going to get one

want a cute catboy bf instead