/r9gay/ - #397

What new hobbies would you like to try and do together with him?

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I'm a sick boi and have no loving bf to care for me
Literally why is this even legal?

is it a big deal if i have a wimpy cumshot? i usually only cum like spoonful and the second time its only a few drops.

I want to learn to draw with him so we can draw really cute and lewd things of each other

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Scat of course big stinky scat activities

To those of you bf-havers hiding in the shadows: is the reality of the experience as good as the fantasy?

Tfw no ohio bf to go out and do things with

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If you manage to find someone you connect with then probably. I got pushed into a relationship with someone I don't feel anything for and now I'm gonna have to go through the painful process of breaking up, if I knew it'd end up this way I'd much rather be alone.

i had a bf for 3 months and it was the happiest time of my life, but the stars really aligned to make that happen and i dont think i can ever get that lucky again.

I posted something similar in a previous thread, so you guys might remember me, but that guy who freaked out when I fell asleep on accident without saying goodnight? Yeah, now he's being dramatic and sad ;(((((((( because I woke up late and didn't text him until after I showered. These are red flags, right? Like, these are things that ought to be screaming at me to stay away?

yes thats a little much desu

that's really cute! origami potato

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Yeah...thats not ok...BUT! you should maybe talk to him about this so he understands what he's doing

What's the proper way to approach this kind of person without being mean? He's nice enough, and I wouldn't mind being friends, but this is just too much for me to handle. I have my own shit I need to deal with, for God's sake. I can't be on eggshells 24/7 and always trying to placate him.

i want to get into gardening but i live in an apartment

Where's the cute boy whos okay with my bedwetting?

maybe if you didn't live in columbus

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>tfw no bf to run one on one rpg sessions for
>tfw no bf to pretend to be an elven rogue getting drunk at a human tavern before a big job
>tfw no bf to engage with random npcs to immerse himself into the world you built for him
>tfw no bf to infiltrate a nobleman's manor to steal his enchanted ancestral necklace
>tfw no bf to thoroughly explore all the cool secrets in the areas you prepared for him
>tfw no bf to blush and gasp when he gets caught by the manor guards
>tfw no bf to use his quick thinking and his environment to disorient the guards and disappear back into hiding
>tfw no bf to trick the nobleman into taking his necklace out of the safe to keep it secure around his neck by deliberately raising a commotion
>tfw no bf to con that same nobleman into heading away from the manor with him alone by dressing as one of his guards and pretending to be there to evacuate him
>tfw no bf knock out the noble in a nearby forest and take his prize
>tfw no bf to chat excitedly about his favourite parts with you afterwards over a big hearty meal you prepared beforehand while you listen intently so it can be even better for him next time
This totally counts as answering the thread question

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I still think it's amazing how many people live in Ohio here. I think there's at least four including me.

Honestly id go with just being honest with what you don't like, maybe he can even work on it but i wouldn't make excuses.

Hey i've driven a few hours for dates before

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its me, dummy, get 4chanX so you could've seen i replied to you in the last thread... baka

I don't know if I really love you, but I know I like you enough to try and make it work. Every time we talk it makes me feel so fulfilled. If theres anyone I would risk everything to see if it could work it would be you.
all I want is to see you smile in person one day.

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Aaah >_< gomen gomen
What kind of things do you like?

I miss NAP. I hope he didn't an hero.

Cute boys who get embarrassed easily
strategy vidya
handholding
history
cuddling

>Hey i've driven a few hours for dates before
columbus isn't too far away desu. how old are you anyways?

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>Still no small penis bf who i can playfully tease about his manhood.

21, im feelin older every day too, seems like alot of people here are still 18-20

wh-what sort of strategy vidya and what sort of history user
i'm not him but i'm interested too now

ah, a couple years older than you then

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>tfw no toll aloof bf who i can't tell if he actually loves me so i secretly devise tests for him

>strategy vidya
idk any but i feel like im too brainlet for most pdx stuff
>history
mostly french revolution and onwards, but most stuff piques my interest

Oh neat~ history was one of my favourite classes in school growing up
I really like cooking, baking, table top games and i'm learning to draw.

handholding and cuddling is really nice too
Back off >:C

don't you feel cringe posting these?
don't you feel like your fun would be ruined if he knew your kinks precisely?

Not a bad thing really

All the ohio anons are on it seems

When we gonna have the r9gay meetup ohio edition

If it's any consolation I have ED and it takes me like a week or two of nofap before I could even be confident in being able to get a boner.

So no having a wimpy cumshot is not a big deal.

i would definitely try fingering and blowjobs with him

What part of the state do you live user?

It's pretty good. If it's your first love then yes it's the best thing ever. You will want to dive in headfirst. Same thing the second time, to a lesser extent. Beware though, it becomes less intense with each new person.

What part of the state do you live user? Just roughly

well name a few! any chance you like aoe2? i'm pretty brainlet, but i've put a good few hours into eu4 myself
early modern is my favourite period, but i tend to read stuff from all over, and i'm actually studying modern at the moment. got any favourite people from the revolution?

sorry user, we might have to share him

i've never actually held hands or cuddled desu

southeastern ohio

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No sharing!

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I'm up in the Northeast. Closest major city is Cleveland.

>tfw big muscle bf that strangles me half to death

>tfw everyone from r9gay acts like a child
Everytime i come here its so cringe, it feels like theres no gay robots just larping normalfags, but enjoy yourself dumbasses. It will bite you back in the future.

>don't you feel cringe posting these?
i feel cringe and y i k e s every second of my life dude.
>don't you feel like your fun would be ruined if he knew your kinks precisely?
wut

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yea the fun would be ruined but, the user nature of this place makes it a place to vent and i dont expect to actually find a bf here.

So for ohio anons we have northeast, southeast, southwest, and center. We just need northwest.

I don't know about you guys but I've never been able to feel anything other than sexual attraction. People are purely sexual objects for me, I can't feel anything else.

>It will bite you back in the future.
>shitposting on Jow Forums is going to affect your future
okay

Who /would kill themselves if their entire post history was leaked by Hiroshimoot/ here?

>tfw opposite but don't even get to be asexual
Life is a cruel fucking joke

W-we can be each other's first
Threes a crowd user

>shitposting daily for a couple of hours isnt going to affect anyone
Stay delusional.

I like the sound of that, user... but I doubt we live near eachother,,,

Where are you from cute user?

am from bongland desu

damn, guess i shouldn't have turned you down last thread

Who wants to be my Euro bf and save me from the hell that is America?

Kiss me /r9gay/

>tfw no bf to go to the nude beach with and be lewd.

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I hate everyone but fuck americucks and swedecucks the most.

i feel so alone and impotent anons
i have no passion and life is gray and dull and i kinda just want to fucking die sometimes desu

how is everyone so happy, why can't i leave this behind

Stockholm user will be heartbroken

Even amongst everybody else I don't think I'd have the nerve.

Nuke sweden.

Evacuate all cute Swedish boys into my bedroom and then you can nuke it.

Jesus fuck I need dick so fucking bad, AAAAAAAAA

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>tfw no French or Australian bf
life is tough

thats why you need a dominate partner to pull you out of your comfort zone and make you go.

Im going to nuke you too for being a degenerate.

Interesting combo of feels. Why for either?
What if I'm the latter?

*sticks tongue in your mouth*
T-that's how you kiss, right?

A random daily fact:
90% of r9gay is prison gay.

That sounds exactly like something a prison gay would say!

O-oh that's a shame ,_,

>tits
>small dick

prison gay cunt detected
leave now

shut up prison gay

illegally immigrate and you can live in my closet desu

wow look it's literally a woman but she has a dick, so gay lmaooz!!

A random daily fact:
99% of r9gays are still mentally on level of a 15 y old.

So /r9gay/ do your parents know your gay ?

>Why for either?
If I had have a think about it, I'd say probably due to the stereotypes associated with both. The French with their gastronomy and love language, and the Aussies with their out-going behavior and beach bods. Both for their incredibly sexy accents.
>What if I'm the latter?
I would swoon as soon as I heard you talk.

i want to be the "girl"

origiinal

>can't cum ever since i started ssri's
can't deal with this anymore lads

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cool, now you can leave this general since you're not gay

I don't speak to my mom and I've convinced my dad that I'm waiting for the perfect girl but don't want to be in a relationship while I'm in college.

Jokes on you, I'm 15 years old.

if you're a bong you should be my gf (male) desu

I've been like this my whole life and I don't really care.

If you're a girl then fuck off to /mtfg/ and leave us alone, you aren't a boy and you aren't gay.

I can draw pretty well uwu

Yikes desu lads

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but then i can't give big cum to my future bf

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What does it feel like to not be able to cum? Is there no sensation at all in your dick or do you just not hit a climax no matter what?

Shhhhh, they don't have to know. For now, at least.