Fembots only; What was the worst thing someone said to you about your looks?

>radio face

I once tried to offer my seat to an old woman on the bus and she pointed to my belly and said "you need it more than i do sweetie!" clearly indicating i was pregnant even though im not ;~;

If I had the option, I would still pick the fembot one. She looks more interesting and less shallow.

The pic is pretty close except I don't wear velcro, have few zits and large sized breasts.

"You look like your brother in drag."
"You know that chicken hatchet hybrid from Quest for Camelot? You're like that but with a horse and a hatchet."
"You gross."
"You gotta shave that stache."
"You got hair on your tits? How does that happen?"

>pug
Do you breathe like one? I apparently do.

>crimson crin
I ktf. My ex-crush said I look like Jay Leno.

Literally calling you Richard Nixon.

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There's got to be a way to make being a female on Jow Forums a bannable offense.

>>fembot, you're so ugly, you can only date user!

>tfw user

>You look like Taylor Swift!

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>You know that chicken hatchet hybrid from Quest for Camelot? You're like that but with a horse and a hatchet.
But you are a part of Ruber's mechanical army! Where is your PRIDE?

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ive had guys and girls stretch their eyes out right in front me

>stretch their eyes out

what the fuck

probably asian

>When femanons are so shallow they have to copy memes for attention

>My best friend says I look like the crimson chin
I'm sorry thats hilarious....

>that feel when no fembot to waddle into your life

ive had people widen their eyes at me if it means anything

Why? .. cuz it's her best friend?

thats more of a compliment desu.

Oh, I thought he meant like this

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I was the only black person at my school so I was just called an ape all the time. I have a weird chin so it could be literal, as I can see why people think I look like one.

at my school there was this black kid with white hands and we called him burnt toast. honestly this is why we should be segregated

I was not, but I HAVE A PLAN. Be included in his CREW!

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it wasn't so much what people said, more how they acted
>8th grade
>extremely ugly
>nobody in my entire school would even think about dating me
>the only people that liked me as a person sat at a table during lunch very close to some mean boys
>they always prod my back and call me ugly
>they also have a running joke where one of them tells me another has a crush on me, in an attempt to excite me (never worked) and to show me how disgusting i am
it typically went as follows:
>"hey user, guess what"
>try to ignore try to ignore
>back gets prodded
>defeat.tar.gz
>"what is it"
>"lil johnny thinks you're really sexy"
>"hmm... is this so, lil johnny?"
>everyone starts laughing
>"bitch why the fuck would i wanna touch you? you look motherfuckin CRUSTY"
>sigh and sit down to eat
there was only one girl who sat at the table with them. her name was naralie, but it was pronounced as natalie. ive got a story about her too
>eating lunch next to my buddy
>there are these really nice strawberry cups, they've got strawberry fruit juice soaking actual strawberries in a lil plastic cup
>my friend here never got on well with that table either
>one day they're fucking with him
>i tell them to stop
>obviously ignore me
>start throwing food at us
>my friend throws something back
>ohgodohgodohgod
>french fries, carrots all sorts of bullshit go on me and past me
>at one point an ENTIRE FUCKING ORANGE whizzes past my head
>very end of lunch
>turn around
>naralie is looking at me with a huge ass grin
>holding a cup of strawberries
>throws it at me
>it's all over my sleeves and stomach
>i was wearing my favorite sweater
i have a ton more stories if anyone wants them. school was rough on me

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Flat is justice desu lass.

honestly shit like this is a good case for homeschool

>geez user just wear makeup and use the face wash I have, you look so dirty
>no one wants to talk to someone that looks like they cant take care of themselves
A couple things my older sister said a few years ago about the acne on my face. I wound up getting really into skincare after because the entire conversation made me feel like total shit.

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lmao keep going pls

i got called a "fat bitch" when i was like 15, but he was an angry nigger that I had to ask the librarian to kick off because he went over his time limit and I needed to feed my Neopets. (i have a cute face and am still fat so lol)

do you have a bf now? if not i volunteer
also wtf "lil johnny"???

Stop being fat and be my gf. Am white

Did you throw a sleepover and chase down your classmates with a chainsaw after they mocked your Valentine's cards?

Do you have any stray pimples left for me to kiss? :3

>You look like Taylor Swift!
Ouch

whatever that's supposed to mean

i'll let you know when i'm not fat anymore and will be your gf then, might take a couple of years so see you then :)

No be my fat gf

Why does it hurt so much to be called ugly?

Hey fellow fembots

how much do you think I guy needs to make for income before you consider dating him?

Biology, I guess. It hurts less as a guy, because we're judged more on character, I think. Too bad I'm a creepy wierdo too. Do "weird" girls like those types?

because not-so-secretly everyone wants to be physically wanted by others.

men are judged based on how fat their wallets are, not character

men are judged by looks, money and status

women are just judged by looks but, in our defense, that's all most of them have

alright, ill give a few more
>still 8th grade
>have math after lunch
>they give out bagged baby carrots, so people tend to sneak the bags in class
>sit down for math
>lesson is about to start
>teacher is inside
>a well known weed dealer in our grade throws baby carrots at my head
>there are like 7 baby carrots by my feet at this point
>math teacher didn't do anything
other than that he was a pretty cool teacher though
>fuckin 8th grade
>its almost as though that was one of the worst years of my life
>trying to get to reading and writing class
>it's in a 2 period block
>i have reading and writing with none other than naralie (and 3 other girls that gave me trouble, malia, jayden and leslie)
>naralie pushes my sorry ass straight into the wall, right outside the door
>im so fucking done with her shit at this point (this was before christmas and also before the strawberry event, at the time of the strawberry event i was mostly defeated)
>push naralie as hard as i could
>hear her go "aah!"
>malia is right there
>"why the fuck you push her bitch?!"
>"because she pushed me into the wall."
>walk inside and to my seat because im done
>shoulder hurts for the rest of day

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I have no room to judge on that specific area because im working a job myself that pays very low

So essentially ugly women are doomed. I knew it, fembots did exist all along.

>and large sized breasts
Pics

lmao i didn't wanna use real names but said "fuck it" halfway through and included naralie. forgot to go back and edit it. the first person claimed to have a crush on me was named nathan.

Gnarly. She sounds hot though desu.

Be my wizard girlfriend please

A better idea is to make being a gay tranny lover like you a bannable offense.

she was moderately attractive. for a ghetto girl, she was a bit soft spoken, and seemed to prefer using subtle acts of violence compared to words. that being said, she wasnt scared to call someone a bitch. her face was proportional, her ass was round in jeans, and her boobs were at least existant, which is more than you can say for most 8th grade girls. but she was mexican, so if you like white girls that's unfortunate

lol fucking naralie, hope she got pregnant young

Hey are you single and will you be my gf if so?

literally like saying 'do not pass your genes on, you are not fit for the survival of our species'.

My mom once said I have "9th grader boobs" when I was 18. The worst part is she was talking about me to someone

The size doesn't matter
What matters is if you know how to use them

Hey how single are you and will you be my gf?

How do you use boobs? To feed children?
I don't have any kids
And if you don't believe a girl when she says size doesn't matter, I'm not gonna believe it when you say it
Sorry to hear about that, but it's good you at least got a shot in on her. She's probably got some drug dealers baby right now, if that helps

This is a reminder that your boobs are the only thing that matters about you.

Femanon tell me if you are single and also please be my gf

>I don't have any kids
Let's do something about that.

No I have a bf and he's a cute boy
No it's not. Anything larger than B's are outrageous and obnoxious. Titcow genocide when?

Femanon please fuck off to the normalfaggot subs

>I have a bf
normalshits leave

Well, first of all, you can use them to pleasure your partner, or to find one even... This whole board is a proof of that
Second, i know you are not gonna believe me, but i don't care about the size of my dick, i care about it's shape
Third, most men worry more about their dicks because they think their size won't be enough to pleasure a woman... You don't necessarily need to use your tits to pleasure a man, but you can and it allows for more creativity with foreplay and stuff like that

>Titcow genocide when
Nooo. Grabbing giant boobs in high school is all I got you bastard.

Not the user you're talking to but here's an analogy about how guys see boobs

If some one came up to you and said I'm going to flip this coin; if it's heads I'll give you 100 million dollars, if it's tails I'll give you 90 million dollars.
Obviously you want the 100 million, but if you get the 90 million are you going to be sad? Of course not you just got 90 million dollars.

Like wise of course guys want their girl to have big boobs, but if their girl has small boobs they're not sad because they still won second boobs to play with

You liked that? The black guys in my highschool we're fucking apes and would try and slap my ass every time I walked by them. I eventually had to yell at all of them in a borderline racist rant
Guys like bigger boobs, let's just accept that and move on
Yea but you'd still prefer the bigger ones at the end of the day

I'm white and so is she. She was cool with it.

Fuck off goddamn normalshitter

Oh I thought you were the girl. Whoops
It wasn't cool in my experience

you can keep being fat, be my gf

Nobody cares about your whore experience normalfag

I was gonna ingore you but really
I'm repeatedly touched against my will and made uncomfortable and violated and managed to put a stop to it
But I'm a whore
Fuck off

It's robot logic. You shouldn't expect any better.

Fuck off normalwhore and go back to cancerous normalboards

how asian are you? jeez

Why is bullying so prevalent in american schools?
I'm huge loser with no friends but eryone thankfully left me alone and i live in a thirld world shithole.

because in third world shitholes, the whole country is bullied by the USA. In the USA, no one can bully us so we bully each other.

any fembots know the pain of having a stacy friend? it was honestly shocking how much she gets hit on daily, how men literally stop to stare at her, watching some guy look like he came in his pants when she walked in the room... and i live in a small conservative town.

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Organically and unironically this

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Females on Jow Forums don't exist outside of whores on /soc/, change my mind.

Don't change your mind, its true.

you're wrong, they exist as whores on every board. it is all they know.

I'm new to r9k and their lingo. What is a fembot? A fem incel? impossible. Women just have to open their legs and get dick as if they ever have to work for dick.

I see this as another way for pathetic lazy women to act as victims.

Fuck women hopefully they get raped and murdered

This thread makes me want to hold and comfort a fembot.

>why arent you in school little boy

>tfw no gnu+linux femoid friend to bully relentlessly
very abstract kind of feel

Fembots, things are better for you now, right?

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hrt doesn't make a girl faggot

A bunch of my female family members discussed and agreed that I was going through a "homely phase"