/britfeel/

It's 19'c but it's cold af, has the heat wave made us into Aussies?

drank a lot yesterday, I think it's still effecting me

ENORMOUS ENGORGED MEATY COCK COCK COCK COCK COCK

>somewhere decent
>own flat
>low pay job
Sorry mate. This is Britain. That will not be possible.

youtube.com/watch?v=6v9sUw4vHoU

I thought this was a joke at first, didn't realise he had problems.

youtu.be/lXw-0ftJtQY

This is my favourite video on the internet

Do you lads ever do a shit so intense you have to take your shirt off? And then maybe just go fully naked because it's getting real intense.

Haven't been around in while. How have you lads been?

Someone posted a video of apu to the world of imagination, I swear I bookmarked it but it's gone.

youtube.com/watch?v=gueHsttxBgI
here^
youtube.com/watch?v=1NFrKMODrz8

youtube.com/watch?v=fmlVwpPd4Hc

heres two others fren

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That second one had me howling

Thank you friend, it's so great isn't it?

Whys it so slow now? Last time i was here this was prime conversation hour.

Dead all night lad. Dunno why. Might slee...
fucking hell. Really loud bang on my front door. Too scared to go check it out. :(

It's fucking freezing lads wtf.

great isnt it, far more manageable than the heat

>wake up to sheets of rain
fuck yes rain gets me horny

*lets off a loud fart*

Ebay item ended 5 mins before I woke up

AAAAAARRRRGH

I hate that. The amount of times I've been a shoe-in to win an auction but missed it because I forgot to bid or overslept is ridiculous

My idiot neighbour put up a wind chime recently. I cant even have my window open now without hearing the clanking. I have no idea why they have inflicted this on the 7 apartments close to them.

Went for silly money with one bid, not a penny over the starting price

OI OI LADS YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST NIGHT I'VE ONLY GONE AND PULLED myself off whilst thinking about how lonely I am

sunday morning milkies

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youtu.be/-51-0Mx_n0w

Current feels for this Sunday morning

Left the washing on the maiden in the bsck yard. Now it's all over the floor but it's too wet for me to go and get it

Neighbour has done the same but I laughed at them because of the wind chimes.

I keep getting urges to go back to watching porn, I haven't watched any porn for probably 3 months+ now

>church bells ringing the same tuneless pattern over and over at 9 in the morning

shut the FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUP

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Don't do it lad you've come this far. You'll watch it for what? 3 minutes, finish and feel disgusted afterwards

Go on, rub one out for the lads you know you want to

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BING BONG BANG CLANG BONK BONG

no i'm trying to stay strong, not watching porn is helping me

I know I said to say strong lad, don't listen to

>not watching porn is helping me
Can i get a quick rundown on this?

vocaroo.com/i/s1fj6iQ6dzAn

do you lads like the song i wrote

What chords did you use

slow this morning, i knew that really most of you are normies going out clubbing on a sat night and are now too hungover to post

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I've stopped posting because I don't like britfeel anymore

my love lifes about to get take off lads!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=7ilKvNmPDy8

lets me find actual normal women attractive, like you would on nofap but without feeling like you could literally rape someone

very nice tim, you got any more examples of your work?

Pierce ears

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Pretty good actually lad, got some talent there

That is exactly what my first thought was when I heard the guitar

>its raining
>im listening to this
youtube.com/watch?v=q76bMs-NwRk

am i truly the maddest of lads?

you just need to use filters to make it tolerable lad

nah that just makes it extra comfy

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I see. So are you more likely to get a gf now?

youtu.be/lc7dmu4G8oc

T H R E A D
T H E M E
T U N E

enjoy your Sunday lads!

Show us your fiIters

youtube.com/watch?v=C1e9p6J89rQ

Meme extreme

well doing that on its own wont get me a gf

I've lost all sensitivity with real women. Find it so difficult to stop looking at porn actually thought about cutting my net cable kek

blocking porn sites might help you

I tried that but I just unblock them...

Anyone reached sissy hypno levels yet.

That stuff is amazing. I never watched porn before now, but love this stuff and watch it daily.

the next level is hating yourself and undoing all that shite done to your brain

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Fuck that shit, I'm not falling for your shills.

Traps are hotter when they acknowledge that they're male and use it to tease you.

I have been watching for a year now and porn is now a part of my daily routine. People talk about hating it, but I just like it.

>I have been watching for a year now
Are you 15?

My dads at it again man, random fits or rage and he keeps trying to threaten everyone. I'm always on edge around the house these days because of it. Man I need to move out.

No, I just didnt get into porn until late. Or more accurately got bored of it after a few years and then discovered something awesome.

Just done a proper onion fart in the shower lads. Felt like I was gassing myself.

why do farts always smell worse in the shower/bath?

Listening to Nick Drake in my bed whilst its raining outside. Pretty comfy right now lads.

Combo of the heat/steam perhaps?

make yourself comfy frens, enjoy the rain noise and this comfy song youtube.com/watch?v=-Gg1n3ZAuM8 relax and have a cup of tea and forget the real world for a moment...

very comfy choice lad

Man I haven't slept yet, I really want to sleep but if he finds out I'm asleep during the day he's going to kick off.

This makes me want to play the game again. I've probably got around 400 hours in total so I've exhausted it. Whenever I get an extreme craving to play it and load it up again I get bored after about 10 minutes. Mainly because the NPCs walk too slow and it's insufferable.

who is this he

Jasper Carrot.

Second thread theme tune
youtube.com/watch?v=3qK82JvRY5s

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Have any of you lads ever been round your local museum. I went a few weeks back and it was rather eccentric. My town isn't known for anything in particular so there was all sorts of random things stored like these reptiles in jars.

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Aaaaaaaaaaah this Portuguese lass is sleeping in my bed I got too drunk last night

All 3 of his albums are perfect for comfy rainy days. Pink Moon the ebst though

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yeah but not that actual hypno crap just the compilation stuff
this, stick too 2d or solo straight stuff
this too
sad af because you're meming yourself into betaboi faggotry

I've posted about him several times now and people have told me to be careful and distance myself from them but it's easier said than done especially when you have no money. Also I feel like the second I leave he will snap at my mum, and I guess I feel I have to protect her. Not that she ever did it for me when I was a kid.

I think I was always gay anyway.

Very Bob Dylanish

do u listen to the hypno crap? i normally mute it

I think I had sex last night but I was 2 drunk so I don't remember how do I get this girl OUT I wanna be alone there's a used condom I've never been in this situation

is there cummies in it

Any of you lads know of a video that has this song playing over a bunch of spoopy footage from one of the world wars? It's on a channel that has similar war videos.

youtube.com/watch?v=zMv_ZrF8t6U

Yes and I'm not even sure how well this girl speaks English she's sleeping lucky I go home tomorrow but I'm pretty sure I lost my virginity

Hmm I don't hear it in the music at all, maybe with the inflection in his voice at times

The history of this song is mental
youtube.com/watch?v=53F5nY68cBM

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well done lad, very proud of you

make some noise so she wakes up, see what happens

Nick Drake's mum was FIT

I don't want too without copious amounts of alcohol I'm an absolute spakker