/britfeel/

Bout to pull the trigger on this lads
Pretty fucking hungry

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I used to watch it loads as a kid but just watched episodes which were meant to be particularly bad last night. Still makes me cringe pretty bad at how some people live.

short for honey, usually hun
what transwomen call each other
used by /mtfg/ (our sister thread on /lgbt/) derisively to refer to transwomen who do not pass

>Looking great hon! *smirk*

been catching a lot of fish lately while naked
old trannies call each other honey a lot so hon is an insult

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32.50 for a fucking cheese pizza?
you're a bloody mentalist lad
get a chicago town takeaway one for 3 quid

lads me brolly arrived! and padlock
I can finally walk around comfortable in the rain

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youtube.com/watch?v=UMSWoIKUt98

gelatinous fat cunt

is that 30+ bongs on one pizza??

i've started nightwalking
should i do it with my gas mask on?

>teenage genius
nani?

Bait. No one is this stupid, even on /britfeel/

>Britfeel memes literally appear in the Sunday sport

>padlock
is that for your chastity cage lad?

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An Orgasm in my mouth

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TURN OUT THE LIGHTS
BEFORE YOU SUCK MY DICK
SOMEONE HIT YOU WITH THE UGLY STICK

I think that's the character, not DM

Also national tv (Shipman and that other fella on some soap) but I didn't save it

I never did, they're way too expensive for me

how much does it cost lad?

i wish i could cook

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Our shitty council house is London is worth 1 million pounds

Absolute insanity. I was wondering why there's posh people moving in left right an centre. We'll be pushed out of here soon enough.

It's objectively a shitt house, poor heat insulation, leaking walls..... so many problems, valued at 1 million. Just fucking lol

Went to YouTube just now and some video about airsoft got recommended to me. It looks really fun. I like the idea of getting dressed up in the proper gear and trying to be tactical and stuff. It would be like Siege or Arma 3 IRL.

Do any of you play? Is it fun? Can people in their thirties play without having to be around kids?

Doesn't matter how shit the house is, any problems can be fixed for 50,000 or less

>when you get shook awake by a loud sond that you don't know the origin of

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Any of you lads ever been to a gay club/bar? Always quite a fun night even if you're straight

you can find adult airsoft groups

>if you're straight

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morning lid luds

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You can lad. Just a matter of practice, anyone can cook if they put their mind to it I think.
What would you like to cook? Happy to give pointers if you wanted

I have a mate who goes to gay bars but only because the drinks are cheap, or so he says.

got no friends

don't know what to do.
read books? watch films?

I just want to lie in my bed and die. do I have depression maybe

Jesus lad, 1 million quid here up in the norf can get you a 10 bedroom house

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It's 2pm silly
that's not morning
You wacky user

I'm not straight lad sorry if that wasn't clear, I just think they're good fun and going by what some of my straight friends say they'd agree

what a dishonest subculture

install honey it'll save you like a tenner

>2 voicemails so unclear I can't understand what they're saying.
>made from a withheld number so I can't call them back

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morning fren
hav wank
all about location, location, location innit

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I just use waterproof coat and sometimes pants depending on where I'm going

>do I have depression maybe

No
Everyone feels like that, it's called life
No one ever talks about it but that's how it works, just got to deal with it

I mean drinks are cheap in a lot of places. I like them because they're more laid back, generally people go there to have a good time rather than get on the sesh with the lads, or to pull, or 'to be seen going out' if you know what I mean. It's just a better atmosphere in my opinion

*smashes up the benefits office and gets made homeless*

waheeeey

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It's for my gym locker you disgusting degenerates

Yeah mate love getting bummed on a night out and walking home crooked.

going to buy acne cream and stop wanking

acne will be gone in a week

Imagine the cost of running that place though.

>Over thirty quid on a single pizza

How the fuck is that even possible? that's literally how much I spend on two weeks of food shopping

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not him but seriously loads of normies do this, I thought it was weird too but apparently it's fun

I get worried about going though because I'm maybe the... type to not have a good time

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Do the right thing lads.

but normies have unbound energy and are constantly up and wanting to do stuff and super fun

was so nice to have a comfy night's sleep
was sheer bliss having a bit of cool air flow over me in bed listening to my audiobook

>pants

Originally fuck off Yank

Okay, I've decided I'll try airsoft. Just as soon as I stop being a massive fat fucker.

>not ignoring every call and voicemail you get

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it's large and has lots of toppins. dominos are pretty greedy.

You could get two pizzas, twice the size of dominoes ones with the same toppings for that price from your local takeaway

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not a yank, they're not trakkies jogger or jeans, what would you prefer I call them?

There's a couple fat lads at my local airsoft lad. How fat you talking? Like proper unable to walk levels?

4.89

5.89 as a meal with fries and drink

Well worth

how did teenage genius come about from dm

and how did milk cat start, he started to disappear quite shortly after I came here

Literally never been bummed at a gay bar even though I'm gay lad.
Depends really, student nights can be a normie magnet but not always. I do think it's more common than people think though. Give it a go if you feel like it lad, usually quite friendly and stuff

mad
youtube.com/watch?v=UhQYmcCI4MM

>but normies have unbound energy and are constantly up and wanting to do stuff and super fun

Only if its a party/on a night out, because they have the drink and drugs down them. Normies when they are sober dont do much.

For real tho what is the benefit of owning a home? At least with council whenever theres a problem, the onus is on THEM to fix it for you, even if they do a shoddy job.

However if you own it, you have to pay for everything and organise everything .. for what exactly? prestige of being a homeowner? Someone enlighten me

So true actually. I think he just comes here less, and basically doesnt dress up anymore. Still recognise his presence from GOPRO filenames and posting style though.

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You've never hooked with someone you met at a gay bar? I don't believe that for a second.

>tfw I get half price on everything if I get it delivered to work

Dominos suddenly becomes reasonably priced

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Probably got caught looking through someone's window and vanished.

gonna have a full english for brekky lads.

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Don't wanna get hit on though lad, was what I meant
already had to deal with a closeted friend making half serious comments at me

make your own sandiwches lad will be SEETHING

>Everyone feels like that, it's called life

No they dont. A lot of people are a bit fed up, but they are not suicidal and want to lie in bed all day.

Have you not heard of the word "trousers"?

Fat enough that I'd have to take breaks and sweat and smell bad. Plus I smoke. Tried running for the bus two years ago. Felt like I was gonna vomit after 10 seconds. Have been a hikikomori smoker for 5 years now. The airsoft life ain't for me any time soon, lad.

>breakfast at 2pm

I don't care if you're a pathetic NEET that sleeps till the afternoon, it's still wrong

never heard anyone call them that, know the word but never heard anyone use it

Could always be a cheeky sniper lad

Described britfeel to my mum and asked her how it could be improved. She said people should be nicer to each other so there's less shit in here, and ignore things they dislike

also said "the Yorkshire boy should have a serious sit down with his parents about how he feels"

inb4 larp jar

it's a sunday. who doesn't sleep in on sunday?

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Most of those were forced shit memes. Ebin and Poley were top tier in their prime though.

spot the foreigner lads
>never heard anyone use the word trousers

just not a posh cunt

That's the character from the show, not DM himself. Milk cat was allegedly Len, some top tier edits

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When someone says they "slept in" they meant till 10-11am, they don't mean well into the afternoon

>"Hahaha yeah mum they show eachother their willies and talk about bumming eachother all the time! They're always posting about gay porn and trannies"

*CLIIINK CLINK*

50p for the larpjar

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What does she think about Crona?

>he's never seen the wrong trousers
suspicious of your nationality lad

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I'll just play vidya. It does sound fun, though. Something to look forward to if I ever get my shit together.

When my mum found out i go on Jow Forums she tried stopping me from coming here

I tried getting my brother on here and he said it was too depressing and consisted of too many people moaning.

>any problems can be fixed for 50,000 or less

LOL.

haha div he got there before you

now stop this shit meme