Whiny vocaroo thread

Because I like browsing when I'm on the toilet you virgin fuck

Siunds like you were about to cry OP I think most of us are normies

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Here is what I know about you from your voice
1. You are a homosexual come out of the closet
2. Beta
3. Ugly
4. Loser
5. Drunk or drug addict
6. Creeper status
7. Annoying
8. Small dick (under 6.5x6)

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4.5/8

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>I also look like xqc
made me kek, thanks

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Tell us what makes you such a loser OP

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You should date the Dutch trap you guys would be good together and its better then being alone, her penis doesnt get hard so you would be the top.

tranny here, what makes you think wed be a good match?

sorry for no vocaroo, im melting atm and the fan is super loud

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Why not? You both post vocaroos all the time might as well try to date you are also most likely similiar in age you could vidya together and hang out have sex be better then alone

Idk if OP would be dominate enough for her though

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can you not engage these people, tyvm

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Bipolar yikez M8 you take any meds for that?

How do you not have a BF already?

What makes you uncomfortable women traps or dating

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idk, not traps
just people talking about dating me online

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Would you date a trap? The dutch one is very nice OP

i dont mean to be rude but i like girls

pretty much what said

whats wrong with them?

i dont know, im bad at relationships

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im hurt, i try so hard though

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If we love nearby I can be your personal servant. You can make it as weird as you want and I can help find a bf for you.

What the fuck do you have a P or a V

i doubt you are anywhere near though...
would be nice to have someone to do things with though

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I could use someone to do grueling yard work in exchange for food and using the internet

Play wow on a private server tons of EU on there you could easily make friends

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pls respond I need advice

but... i dont like wow

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Why not go on Grindr and have sex just keep it safe and its fun

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ravioli ravioli this comment is originoli what else can i do to make this past the robot like holy shit what the hell

here, contact the first person and let them know that two others are willing to buy as well (not in a rude way though). That should speed things up and get them too meet you to buy. If this is a non-fixed price thing, you could also get them in a bit of a bidding contest which will increase the price.

Here is the thing though if you like pizza and are starving and the only thing that is there to eat is curry well why not just eat the curry

idk, im a bit afraid of doing it that way... idk why but id rather just find a nice guy to maybe have fwb with

Not him, but because curry is fucking disgusting and I'd unironically let myself starve.

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heres the thing tho
im not as thirsty as you

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I was trying to make a point just did 2 foods I thought of

I'm not thirsty OP I have a wife

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Lol this is the first time I mentioned having a wife on Jow Forums must be some other normal guy OP

If I had a wife I would be fucking her instead of posting on Jow Forums

Thanks user

And my bit of advice to you, as you already seem to have found your passion, would be to do your best to put yourself in a situation where doing it is feasible. Go to university in a country where you pay little to nothing and then put your degree to use somewhere where where the spending power is relatively high (i.e. cost of living and services are relatively low but your salary isn't also low). If that means completing your degree in history or whatever while in Europe and saving up to move to a Southern or Midwestern state to be a history teacher, go for it. Your goal would be to find a highly rated school district that has more than enough funding (and therefore can afford to pay its teachers a livable wage) and live in a town about 15-30 minutes away where property values aren't as high. While this might seem like a huge barrier to overcome, I have met plenty of Europoors that have managed to move to the state and resettle. On the plus side, if you're not hideous, girls here love a foreign accent.

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>moral fagging this hard
You are dealing with monsters, act like it.

Just have sex with men no doubt you would enjoy it

tranny here, ive had sex with a guy once, it was honestly boring, but i guess he was just really bad

Women love exotic cock user

Story of this please, how would it be boring?

I'm American, I just come from an immigrant family so my Serb accent is still there. I appreciate the advice, I have some idea of how I'm going to afford uni, there's just lots of uncertainty.

The American Jews are more than happy to cover your university costs with loans as long as you commit to a small* APR with the only way to get out of them being to literally die!

*anywhere from the same to 4x that of auto loan APRs

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i posted it last night just before the thread died and i wanted some input so im posting it again

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Sounds like you literally need to be put on meds my dude

tldr:
>meet guy on b
>forplay feels robotic and fake
>he puts me face down after a bit
>shoves it in my butt
>nothing
>a few minutes later hes done

i barely felt anything at all... and there was no touching or talking at all...

lmao thats like high spectrum schizophrenia my dad had it before he was sent a hospital

meditate. Meditation is basically training your mind to be aware and control thoughts. Issue is I'm the same but meditating was starting to work but is too boring and I would rather take the voices.

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But I didn't say that. I suggested you get used to it because it isn't that bad.

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Why? I even said mediation was too boring to be worth it. I said I don't meditate. I wanna cum down your tight little throat OP.

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we are all in a simulation where nothing good ever happens

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SHUUUUDDD UPPPPPPPPPPP

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not a good story eh?

Not him but that sounds like a shitty XP but I mean it was a guy off /b/

heh, yea, i just really wanted to know what it would feel like to get fucked hard. i still want to though

Was he fucking you hard? How big was his penis you could always ride his dick user.

idk i barely felt anything desu. i dont remember how big it was, but i bet it was too small

That sounds pretty terrible for a first time I'm not sure what you would expect though, did he at least get you off

im not sure either, but at least more fun than i can have with a dildo...
nope, didnt even get close to getting me off sadly...

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OP you need to be a bottom I bet you would be fun to slam out while your high on benzos

I would love to watch you fuck OP and slap him around

im too much of a sub to do that. also as someone else said, my dick doesnt work anymore

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Oh thats kind of hot actually would you want to be dominated?

absolutely, taken against a wall, choked, and over all just man-handled

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and you will never get any shit for it because robots are thirsty af for traps

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It would be fun to choke you and spit in your mouth you would be sore after I was done

eh spitting isnt really my kind of thing, but id love to feel sore after a rough night

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I wouldn't say its derailed at all plus you post every day she doesn't OP you are jealous and she is also a better person then you

Spitting isn't mine either but if your getting dominated guess you just take it user?

>igedditthayunjoythatentionnon
>but
>yrkinuhthreesonppldunposhere

SUCH IRONING

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idk, i think its maybe a bit too degrading, like idk why but i feel its just as bad as piss/scat play
but like a rough treatment, some spanking and i guess just overall having the feeling of someone being in charge and using you

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I think scat is the line for me.. maybe pissing too pretty dirty. Spanking with a paddle oe hand?

Its Jow Forums who wouldn't want a trap qt gf?