Anyone here actually diagnosed with autism?

You're probably just intelligent and some hook nosed doctor wanted to sell your parent pills

I literally punched myself in the arm or head whenever I was slightly mad during my autistic regression period around age 12-14

Anyone have a weird special interest or hobby? I'm a sperg and I can spend days at a time researching the posting habits of individual anonposters over the past 3-4 years in the archive and use this to shape how I interact with them in threads. People who use trips don't interest me as much. I can recognize pretty much anyone now, not just talking about the avatarfags or people who spam the same thread every day either.

no but i unironically beleive l have it

Aspergers but that got reclassifed to HFA.

Yes, getting autism bux

PDD-NOS here. I'm sure I would be AS or HFA if I had been born 10 or more years later and into a female body.

Who the fuck is that guy making the phonecall? Can someone give me a quick rundown?

I am on a wait list to get an actual diagnosis but my psychologist told me I almost certainly have it.

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your research is a meme since there's no way to accurately track someone's posting history here due to dynamic ips fucking everything up

I'm talking about specific posting styles, stuff like common misspellings of certain words can be repeat mistakes. I'll search the misspelling on the archive and track posts in that way if they do it more than once. Or they could use the same image name more than once. Other posting styles are more obvious like the guys who use the same disposable email or whatever. It's really easy to identify people this way. I'm trying to be like the trip YBF but with anonposters instead of tripfags.

furthermore i can narrow down harder to identify posters by whether they use proper punctuation, periods and capitalization in their posts. as well as british or american spellings etc. I like to shake it up in different threads and use different punctuation and spelling styles in case there is another me watching.

What is this bogdanoff thing about? Can someone clear me up?

Any other autistic girls?

>I like to shake it up in different threads and use different punctuation and spelling styles in case there is another me watching.
I do the same thing just to throw off weirdos like you

diagnosed at 36 along with adult ADHD

Why did it take so long to get diagnosed?

I got diagnosed with aspergers when I was a teenager

Aspie, bipolar and depression here

please be my friend

roboto don't silence me

>I'm sure I would be AS or HFA if I had been born 10 or more years later and into a female body.
How are you coming to that conclusion?

PS when I first saw a psychologist I got a PDD-NOS diagnosis and after seeing specialists it was changed to autistic disorder

How do people get tested?

If you specifically think you're on the spectrum find a specialist and go from there. Look up autism centers or general psychologists who specialize in it in your area.

They do a lengthy diagnostic interview including testing you on a bunch of stuff and possibly interviewing family members about childhood behavior

> getting diagnosed
there's literally no reason to do this
all they'll do is either try to take all your money to "fix" you or strip you off all your rights and throw you on a psych ward

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couldn't be more wrong dude

Can any other Spergs relate to having low expectations on life vs. the you can do anything treatment everyone else got? I can't relate to the anger and disappointment of my peers because I didn't have high expectations growing up.

Getting diagnosed and formally recognized by the government has resulted in hundreds of thousands of dollars in government money coming my way through various avenues.

yes, the reduced incentive to go along with things. I try and make this as clear and straightforward as I can to others, but there is a gap of comprehension. they don't know what I'm talking about.

Nope I was smart enough to be arrogant. It wasn't even that I was told "I can do anything, we are all able" it's that I genuinely believed I was better than other people. I took on leadership roles repeatedly, people asked me an unusual amount of questions expecting me to know the answer, I participated in intellectual competitions, one a class of 100 I was in got addicted to a puzzle game and I managed to crush the entire class at it.

What a fucking joke in retrospect. I only made things worse in my pride. I've spent more than a half decade isolated in my home not doing anything. The facade has been cracking as I get further and further behind my peers, including intellectually, because I'm wasting my life away. I keep thinking about one teacher and one student I knew. The teacher talked about what a waste it was for smart students to amount to nothing but working at Starbucks. The student got angry at slackers in the same class I was in because they were squandering a program a bunch of people didn't get the opportunity to participate in. Every day I feel this combination of guilt and insecurity as I sit around unemployed with a degree, terrified to even go for a job interview.

I never had what I thought were high expectations. I thought wanted the middle class family thing were modest expectations. I never realised how distant of a dream that was.

It wasn't originally a reddit meme. They just ruin everything they touch.

To be truthful if your expectations were low you could be in the same position. My expectations were low and I'm halfway ahead halfway far behind. I don't feel the sense of guilt or shame though because I didn't expect anything. I expected it to turn out this way.

It's got to the point where people here are using it "ironically" like the *snap* shrek pics, if it gets ironic enough it will reenter standard Jow Forums circulation.

I have the reduced incentive too. If something makes no sense to me my brain automatically rejects it and puts it in the trash bin.

>Any other autistic girls?
Yes now please give me attention and a aspergers boyfriend.

Id unironically go with an aspie gf because in some weird lack of understanding, she would understand me better than a normie gf ever coul.

I'm an aspergic male but I doubt our special interests are similar, kind of a big deal breaker I'm afraid. female autists seem to have really different hobbies

What's your interests user?

history, grand strategy games, anime/manga, beta builds of old ps2/pc games etc your standard autistic fare

it's a slow process to get to know about stuff and reason why it's meaningful to other people. And then maybe it takes on personal significance. Other people have more strong emotions and that informs their behavior along with their equally normal friends.

I have autism paperwork and need somebody to hold me

>tfw no hfa gf

lol I still do this as an adult whenever i get mad haha

>somehow meet each other and become partners
>entire time spent together is silent and any vocabulary comes out in a stutter with no eye contact

Anyone else here can't stand being touched? I almost threw up because a girl touched my weiner.

I had a gf and we were both on the spectrum, we enjoyed non verbal affection very much, kissing, cuddling, nuzzling, stroking each other etc

Diagnosed with burgers on the higher function last years fall

that sounds like the opposite of autism, we don't like being touched

I have a diagnosis for autism spectrum disorder and while I don't like strangers touching me, I like stimming by rubbing textured surfaces such as walls and other stuff. I really enjoyed feeling her skin and I'm still a human being who has a deep need to be held closely and loved.

What was she like if you don't mind me asking. Your relationship sounds cute as hell/.

what about people who post from their phones with autocorrect and auto capitalization?

Autocorrect can make glaring errors which are easily identifiable and if the capitalization is accompanied by other signs, such as not giving the OP a (you) or filename/resolution then its usually safe enough to add them to the phoneposter folder.

we also communicated in "noises", since I am pretty much mostly non verbal, and she found it cute when I would make cute sounds for her, she also played up that kind of stuff for me too. She was into femdom too, nothing too rough she just wanted power due to feeling powerless since a young age. On a few occasions she would tie me up, but mostly it was manifested as me being nuzzled into her bosom while she would stroke my hair and butt while calling me silly names. We had a lot of silly names for each other, one thing I enjoyed was asking her "are you my [embarrassing name]?" To which she would respond "Yes, now are you my [equivalent name]?", and I would answer with a yes and a kiss. I even had a noise I made with my lips that signalled that I wanted her to kiss me.
We are also very affectionate in public, since I didn't really care about being "cringe", so I'd be rubbing my nose against hers, kissing her and sometimes she would sit next to me on a bus/train and put her legs over mine and I'd put my arms around her and sometimes even rub the insides of her thighs.
I have always felt different from other people and have been treated accordingly by means of bullying, exclusion and false friends who would spread rumours about me to lower my social position. She had some experience with this and as a result we both loved each other immensely and she was responsible for the happiest years of my life, and I feel like a broken person now that she is gone.

I don't even know if I can console myself with the notion that I might one day find another girl like her since she was the only person to truly love me and shower me in doting adoration, I don't think I will ever truly recover. The truth is that I still love her.

When I first found r9k all those years ago I thought that the people who posted about how life can be hard for a robot who manages to get lucky then loses it all were full of shit, but now I understand. All I do is rot in my room as a neet.

Wow this is heartbreaking. At least those wonderful memories will never leave you, I can't imagine what caused you guys to break up.

Asperger's here, is it really true that people on the spectrum can be non verbal and look like retards to outsiders but actually have normal IQ?

Yes this person for example is fully cogent online and can communicate perfectly well via text.
youtube.com/watch?v=JnylM1hI2jc

>At least those wonderful memories will never leave you,
It's a double edged sword. On my 18th birthday we made some videos together (she was 2 years older), and about half of it was us naked cuddling and kissing, with her hands finding my rear to squeeze throughout. I still used those videos to masturbate to after we broke up, and I can't think of anyone else but her when I masturbate and I feel pathetic for it. I recently turned 21 and since that day have not looked upon that folder that contains all of those memories, nor any of the other photos we took.

She broke up with me of course, and it happened over a time frame of about a year, during which she refused to have sex with me, then kissing, saying "I love you", "I care about you" and many other things bit by bit. The reason for this was mostly that whenever we talked we argued, but that had a root cause too. About one year into the relationship she told me that she had not been honest about her past to me, and had been the fwb of the chadlite that had given the insecure girl the attention she needed. She was treated quite horribly by him but they are still "best friends" and I hate it. She revealed that she had cammed for a guy she had a brief fling with weeks before she met me, when we were still talking to each other just as friends but with romantic undertones.

I of course went ER on her, and would phone her until I could make her cry every night for a few weeks. That was pretty much the beginning of the end although it took like 2 years for it to actually end.

I am high iq and although I don't speak much I have high verbal intelligience and I find that drugs help with it. But I think I'm schizoid too so prefer to be on my own with my imageboards. My parents are so worried for me due to not leaving the house.

This is the shit that has me scared because on the inside I feel more or less normal but what comes out sometimes really ain't

You should greentext your life story you would get 1000 replies

I have never posted regularly here but maybe that's not such a bad idea. Really I just want friends who understand me, do you think if I ask for such stuff at the end of my greentext I'd have a chance?
For the record I live in london

>I fucking hate the bog meme
Me too.

yeah definitely you should make a threa about it sometime. I'm in London too

do you want to be friends? I've been hikki neet for 2 years and I can hold good conversation.

Whatever form of contact you have is fine.

I relate with the mentality of a 14yo it destroyed my life, I'm diagnosed by a psychiatrist btw

yeah sure do you have a discord or anything? i don't really use it much at all but we can chat on there sometime

I used to bite my self up until the age of 18
Autism is basically your brain skipping developmental stages its noticeable at an early age (shit like your baby not reacting to adults an stuff)

OliveRC#9483

btw anyone else feel free to add me

join the FBI dude you got talent

Never officialy diagnosed but I'm pretty sure I have it, I often find myself in shitty social situations because I said or did something weird to the rest of people

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Personally not nearly the worst of the recent crop of the internet inside references, but I haven't really enjoyed the vast majority of the internet culture for years.