Boomer helper

Hi. I'm the boomer helper. You will be granted chad power for 24 hours if you get trips, and for eternity if you get quads. GOOD LUCK BUDDY.....

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I lay my faith on thee, o might boomer helper.

I guess it didn't happen

Why do boomers drink so much monster

the power of trips has never disappointed me

Why are you boomers everywhere? Get off my fucking board holyshit.

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*sips*

yep, still got it.

last time i posted in this thread, i got quads

maybe, just maybe this shit will help me find happiness in life

Boom pow skip too blam glam quads

I just wanted to express my appreciation for the 30yo boomer meme. Best one in some time.

Grant me your powers

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Gib me chad powes ples

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I like my new chad powers.

Boomers should be put down

*gives firm handshake*
I'd like the job sir

Give Chad powers boomer

Not leaving until im chad

Pls baby jesus Ive been ever so good just this once let me have a go at being chad for once

please fren I need chad powerz

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I need the chad powerzzz

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Please lemme Chad

Thank for the powers boomer brah

Praise be with you, monster-tan.

Ok
Man o man

Chaaaaad powerssss to meeeeewe

Give me the boomer trips and I will go out and buy a sip right now

Please POWERRRRRRS

Never gonna become Stacy, let alone get repeating digits. Rolling anyway because I'm a misanthrope and I like reminding myself it's never gonna happen.

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BOOMER CHAD POWERS I SUMMON THEE

Chad powers get

*mows lawn at 2AM*
Early bird gets the worm :^)

I never get anything.

GIVE ME THE CHAD BOOMER POWERS REEEEEE

Please Boomer, please take this SOLID HANDSHAKE in exchange for Chadom.

I need power.

Guess I won't get a better chance than this

It's okay I didn't n-need it anyway

My last roll on this thread before I finally just fucking end it all

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ill bite, i could use this about now

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>556

So close yet so far

RIP my boomer friend

Give me the unholiest of trips

Bless me with your gifts mr. Boomer

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By azura, by azura, by azura! IT's the grand champion! Standing here! Next to me!

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Gib me de trips you boomer FUCK

Spectacles testicles wallet and watch

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Cmon give me the powers

I just want to live the chat life....even if it's just for a day....

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Clearly im cursed.

Can I decide when I get that 24 hours or is this effective immediately?

I'm already Chad lol
t.chad

Roll
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i grant chad powers to everyone on this thread

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boomer powers activate

pls

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>you have been muted 2 seconds because your post was unoriginal
>welp

WELL FUCK YOU TOO FORCHING

Quads and we all become permanent incels for life

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Chad is only a construct of your mind that gives you an excuse not to improve yourself.

rolling *sips monster*

Bless me, my Boomer friend.

make me a chad originalio

rolando
TSUUUUUUU

Do dub dubs get anything?? Asking for a friend

claps 2 monster together like stone cold

Onegai, boomer-sama. This is my last resort!

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I love you boomboom

Worth a shot right? But really who am I kidding

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darkness darkness all around

Put my words into thesis. This is my lab report.

Rolling for chad superpowerssssss

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Rolling for potential

pls chad
originaloli

Please I really need your boomer help to get the gf of my dreams.

you were really close my friend

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The boomer chad is here

rolling.

OF FUCKJFAUIFWSNGIEHG ORIGINALLLLLYY!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Grant me your power, oh mighty young boomer

I will slay boomer

I AM THE BOOOOMER

If dubs then I become Chad

Hmm
Muted for 2 seconds

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please eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ue rehrktguegtpgotgoghohgogtuertrett bro

its not going to happen virgins, stop bumping this

Boomer powers Grant me chadhood

watch me transcend your little game, boomer

quad get go

Roooooolllllliiiin for quads.

If trips, nobody gets superpowers.

Boomer boomer make me choomer

How many tries do I get? Cause I'm roollliinn again.

Fuck me then, I'll never be chad.

to be chad even for just a day...

rerolling in a completely new and original way

The chad powers would go to waste anyways

pff, look at these spergs

Hello. It is I, the powerful Boomer.
Everyone that posted before me is granted eternal happiness, there are no ways to undo this. This is my gift to you, children.
*sip* AAAAAAHHHH

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Must feel nice getting Chad powers for 24 hours user :(

The chosen one has arrived
Enjoy your Boomer Chad powers

I am happy for you, my friend.

Reeeeeeee. Give me chad status.

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We're all going to make it robros