Hi. I'm the boomer helper. You will be granted chad power for 24 hours if you get trips, and for eternity if you get quads. GOOD LUCK BUDDY.....
Boomer helper
I lay my faith on thee, o might boomer helper.
I guess it didn't happen
Why do boomers drink so much monster
the power of trips has never disappointed me
Why are you boomers everywhere? Get off my fucking board holyshit.
*sips*
yep, still got it.
last time i posted in this thread, i got quads
maybe, just maybe this shit will help me find happiness in life
Boom pow skip too blam glam quads
I just wanted to express my appreciation for the 30yo boomer meme. Best one in some time.
Grant me your powers
Gib me chad powes ples
I like my new chad powers.
Boomers should be put down
*gives firm handshake*
I'd like the job sir
Give Chad powers boomer
Not leaving until im chad
Pls baby jesus Ive been ever so good just this once let me have a go at being chad for once
please fren I need chad powerz
I need the chad powerzzz
Please lemme Chad
Thank for the powers boomer brah
Praise be with you, monster-tan.
Ok
Man o man
Chaaaaad powerssss to meeeeewe
Give me the boomer trips and I will go out and buy a sip right now
Please POWERRRRRRS
Never gonna become Stacy, let alone get repeating digits. Rolling anyway because I'm a misanthrope and I like reminding myself it's never gonna happen.
BOOMER CHAD POWERS I SUMMON THEE
Chad powers get
*mows lawn at 2AM*
Early bird gets the worm :^)
I never get anything.
GIVE ME THE CHAD BOOMER POWERS REEEEEE
Please Boomer, please take this SOLID HANDSHAKE in exchange for Chadom.
I need power.
Guess I won't get a better chance than this
It's okay I didn't n-need it anyway
My last roll on this thread before I finally just fucking end it all
ill bite, i could use this about now
>556
So close yet so far
RIP my boomer friend
Give me the unholiest of trips
Bless me with your gifts mr. Boomer
By azura, by azura, by azura! IT's the grand champion! Standing here! Next to me!
Gib me de trips you boomer FUCK
Spectacles testicles wallet and watch
Cmon give me the powers
I just want to live the chat life....even if it's just for a day....
Clearly im cursed.
Can I decide when I get that 24 hours or is this effective immediately?
I'm already Chad lol
t.chad
Roll
Not original post
i grant chad powers to everyone on this thread
boomer powers activate
pls
>you have been muted 2 seconds because your post was unoriginal
>welp
WELL FUCK YOU TOO FORCHING
Quads and we all become permanent incels for life
Chad is only a construct of your mind that gives you an excuse not to improve yourself.
rolling *sips monster*
Bless me, my Boomer friend.
make me a chad originalio
rolando
TSUUUUUUU
Do dub dubs get anything?? Asking for a friend
claps 2 monster together like stone cold
Onegai, boomer-sama. This is my last resort!
I love you boomboom
Worth a shot right? But really who am I kidding
darkness darkness all around
Put my words into thesis. This is my lab report.
Rolling for chad superpowerssssss
Rolling for potential
pls chad
originaloli
Please I really need your boomer help to get the gf of my dreams.
you were really close my friend
The boomer chad is here
rolling.
OF FUCKJFAUIFWSNGIEHG ORIGINALLLLLYY!!!REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Grant me your power, oh mighty young boomer
I will slay boomer
I AM THE BOOOOMER
If dubs then I become Chad
Hmm
Muted for 2 seconds
please eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ue rehrktguegtpgotgoghohgogtuertrett bro
its not going to happen virgins, stop bumping this
Boomer powers Grant me chadhood
watch me transcend your little game, boomer
quad get go
Roooooolllllliiiin for quads.
If trips, nobody gets superpowers.
Boomer boomer make me choomer
How many tries do I get? Cause I'm roollliinn again.
Fuck me then, I'll never be chad.
to be chad even for just a day...
rerolling in a completely new and original way
The chad powers would go to waste anyways
pff, look at these spergs
Hello. It is I, the powerful Boomer.
Everyone that posted before me is granted eternal happiness, there are no ways to undo this. This is my gift to you, children.
*sip* AAAAAAHHHH
Must feel nice getting Chad powers for 24 hours user :(
The chosen one has arrived
Enjoy your Boomer Chad powers
I am happy for you, my friend.
Reeeeeeee. Give me chad status.
We're all going to make it robros