ITT: Bone-chilling sentences/questions

"Why do you sit in your room all day?"

>"So what have you been up, too? Anything interesting going on in your life"

That one caught me off guard...

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this qzestion is usually coming from boomers who spent 40 years of their life sitting in a cubicle pretending to be busy

>She's only with you because she no one else wants to be burdened by her.
about my disabled gf

DisabIed in what way?

Wheelchair bound because she's paralysed from the waist down.

she has functioning down syndrome

fuck them dude, she needs you. call people out on shit like that and force them down

>"What kind of anime do you like"?
If a girl asks you this you are fucked.

skirt around and say "I'm open to anything really if its good, what kind of things would you suggest?" then you can get a feel for their taste which allows you to talk about stuff you have seen in that genre without revealing your full power level

>why do you spend so much time with him?
I am reffering to the uhh secret bf I had back in high school.

It was only high school people would say things like that.

That is fucked, who said this to you?
origdesffds

>"Why are you always in your room with the lights off?"

>did you just slap my dad's ass?

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>user there's a weird noise when you walk and I see a bit of plastic coming out of your pants. Are you wearing a diaper?

A girl I had a crush on before my I asked my gf out - which was sort of an accident in itself.

>"Hey, user, [Stacy/Roastie] likes you!"

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any good greentext stories?

>"what kind of music do you like?"
>"what you listening to?"

J-Just let me watch my anime soundtracks in peace dammit.

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listen*

Whatever I got nervous.

This never happens to me. I fantasize about it though. Imagine if someone liked me... oh wait I just got a gf

Same and it crushes me. I'm wasting this existence that an untold number of "people" will never get.

I could greentext how I unintentionally asked her out, the only time she's almost broken up with me after a "mishap" in bed, or how I proposed to her, but other than that I don't have many interesting stories about us.

user I'm interested please greentext
orepaofgrt

Is there one you want first or just start from the beginning?

>So why do we never see you with a girl?

>onions
because of that stupid fucking word filter, I can't tell if you mean s o y, or actual onions.

>How come you don't have a girlfriend? I never seen you with one.

Fuck off, normie. leave me alone!

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>"Why do you wear the same clothes all the time, user?"
Oh god why do you have to remind me of these feels op

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It's multiples of the same thing like a uniform.

>Where do you live?

I just lie. It's really embarrassing not having my own home at this juncture of my life.

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just start from the beginning please, thanks user

STOP USING QUOTATION MARKS WHEN USING GREENTEXT TO QUOTE THATS NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS RETARDS. THE ">" IS MEANT TO REPLACE THE QUOTES. FUCK OFF NEWFAGS JESUS CHRIST

>"it smells like somebody shat themselves in here"
>everyone agrees except for you

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>"user you seem to be feeling down, is everything alright?"

That's my fetish. Does she wears eyeglasses too?

This reminded me of a time in 5 or 6th grade when the normans would play some game where if you lost you had to do a dare
>stacy lost and was dared to ask me out
>"h-hey a-user... "
>instantly knew what was going on
>shamefully look away and say "no"
>she walks away
>turns out she told people i said yes
>embarrassed till high school
Fucking normies can be brutal man

Pretty sure he meant actual onions. S.o.y doesn't have a distinct smell while onions do.

>be 16
>socially awkward, shit with girls
>start of new high school year
>assigned a lab partner in chemistry, she's in a wheelchair
>could be worse but I have to do a lot of the work
>in return she does most of the report writing
>spend most lunch times in the library together
>become decent friends
>one day I'm telling her my sister just got engaged
>she says that's really sweet and she wishes that could happen to her but no one likes her
>"I like you"
>"yeah, but we're stuck working with each other, you've never asked me out"
>"well, do you want to go out some time"
>she smiled like I've never seen her do before, says she love to
>shit, I've asked a girl out and I wasn't a complete sperg about it
>suggest we could get lunch at the weekend
>the actual date wasn't anything to write about
>got lunch with her and hung out in the park
>she hugged me at the end of it and told me she'd see me on Monday

She used to but she has contacts now.

That's cute fren, I hope you guys get married.

>"Its another one of your incel friends on the news user"

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We actually did a few weeks ago, just a small ceremony with our families.

comfy greentext saga time. Don't let us down or stop OP

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I want honest details about how you fuck. If shes paralyzed from the waist down, can she even feel it? Do you basically use her as a fleshlight while she waits?

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Reading this thread makes me feel better about myself. I can't think of a single sentence that could really hurt or scare me. I used to have those, but not anymore.

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>what will you do when me and your father won't be around anymore?

I tell them that I don't plan on living that long.

I said "I won't outlive you long probably" once, but she got terribly angry, so now I just shrug or tell her it'll be OK.

Will do.

>can she even feel it?
She has some sensation starting about 2" inside her vagina so she does feel it.
>Do you basically use her as a fleshlight while she waits?
Not really, she's active as well. Plus sex for us isn't all about penetration, there's a ton of foreplay. There are things she can't or won't do and positions that are more difficult, plus there's a bit of preparation we need to do beforehand, but overall she not a fish that just lies there.

some quick points
>she doesn't get wet very easily so lube us almost always necessary
>when she cums from her g-spot there's a 50/50 chance she pees so we either fuck in the shower or I put down a towel
>after our "mishap" (I'll tell that soon) she won't do anything butt related
>if I nibble on her right earlobe she has a response similar to an orgasm
>she likes period sex
>a lot

Is she loosey goosey?

>she likes period sex
>a lot
Period sex with a halfie cripple you've struck gold lad, live that life user.

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Nope. If she's not at least a little horny she can't even get a finger in.I'm not particularly girthy but sometimes she's like a vise.

>are you a virgin?
>do you have a girlfriend?
>what are you doing this weekend?

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God damn. Does she have a sister we could run over and paralyze so I can get in on this handicap sticker action?

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She has a brother that's gay if that's your thing.

A paralyzed girl and her faggot brother. If they were nogs that family would be the liberal royal faimly.

Wholesome as fuck. Congrats user.

>the only time she's almost broken up with me after a "mishap" in bed
>after our "mishap" (I'll tell that soon) she won't do anything butt related
Did she almost break up with you out of anger or embarrassment?

>hey user when was your first kiss?

>Have to do powerpoint presentation about something in grade 9
>Do it about Cloud, emphasizing all the pain he went through
I still cringe about it to this day. I was an outcast in that class for the rest of the year

>Did you wash your teeth today?
>Why do you look so serious, is something bothering you?

Embarrassment. She shat on me.

alright, the "mishap"
>been with her for about 7 months, had sex 3 times
>those 3 times we did it slow - me on top, her lying down with a pillow and towel under her hips, tons of kissing and fingering first
>this time I'm sitting cross-legged and she's sitting on my lap
>lift her up, lower her onto my dick
>slip for a second and drop her and bump her cervix
>feel her tighten and see her wince
>feel warmth in my lap, lift her up and see a thin, 5" long shit half on my leg and half on the sheets, some smeared on us
>she's crying hysterically
>wrap towel around her and wipe the worst off of me and carry her to the bathroom
>get into the shower with her, clean us off and hold her in my arms
>try to calm her down by reassuring her everything will be alright
>she stops crying eventually and tells me she wants to be alone
>I give her some time and change her sheets meanwhile
>throw the dirty ones and the towel in the bin
>come back and carry her back to bed
>as I'm cuddling her she asks if I'm going to leave her because of this, so of course I said no
>end up getting a handjob before we went to sleep
>she apologised again the morning after and we've never brought it up since
>also since then she's never done anything butt-related - no anal, no fingering, no rimming

He's not the flamboyant faggoty type. He just likes cock more than pussy

This nigga wash his teeth

Unironically crying.

Marry the broken roastie.

I did, 2 and a bit weeks ago.

>You're never going to know what love feels like
Yeah

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You're a good user, user

Warms my heart user.
Heres wishing you two a long happy life
And hoping I will get to experience that kind of love one day too

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Thanks. It's late here so I'll be on tomorrow if anyone wants more stories.

Lol i smell nasty but i cant smell it.

my aunt asked me if I'd done anything special lately. i said no

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>hey user you remember that time you -

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Who says things like that?

Roasties. Completely heartless and especially callous towards ugly/low status men.

>literally fucked the shit out of her
Even though that all sounds like a hastle, that's pretty awesome

>"Why can't you love yourself?"

Why are you wearing fur boots and a ushanka in summer?

Why do you tell yourself ur worthless?

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>Escape from the Robot Zone

>What are your hobbies, user?
help

>You don't talk much do you?

I never know what to say, fucking normies

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This is why i love you guy you really get it .it hard to find people that wrnt through the same thing as you to the last detail

> user your so quiet are you gay ?

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fucking get rid of this shit

>are you a virgin, user?
>have you ever had a gf?
>when are you going to graduate?
>what are you doing with your life?
>do you have any hobbies?
>what do you do for fun?
>do you have any friends?
>are you happy with your life?

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>"user why do you carry a shopping cart?"

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>Do you even own jeans?

Well, why do you carry a shopping cart?

>What's your type of woman?
Asked by my crush at work
Tried so hard not to say "you"

skinny insecure feels right there mate