if you had a clone of yourself, would you:
>keep him in a containment facility, to eat healthy & be harvested for organs in the future (or a brain transplant)
OR
>keep him as your best buddy
which 1 guys? would you even enjoy a clone of yourself? i think i would. i wish i had a friend JUST LIKE ME, aspergers and all
What was that short story/creepypasta where the guy is tortured and finds out he is a clone of some self-hating rich guy
I'd give it a second x chromosome instead of a Y and then have a girl clone
it's a movie called
>the island
Why not just make 2 clones?
Clone myself several times and raise my clones to create a NWO based on my bloodline.
why not make a clone army?
millions of autists, with no desire for personal wealth, no desire for a gf, no desire for anything except to serve their creator
mass terrorism
I would force her to do my chores and go to school for me. Not really sure what I'd do with that extra free time though, probably just waste it on useless crap.
What makes you believe that the clone will listen to your orders though? Shed be like me, stubborn, and I can't really fight her because she's as strong and smart as I am so no one would win
>keep him as your best buddy
lol there's no way I'd want to hang around with myself.
why the heck not?
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I'm a boring emotionally shallow person who can't hold a conversation. On my days off work I sit on Jow Forums for the whole day. Why would I want to fraternise with a loser like that?
I would raise them to become a more successful version of me then kill myself when I see what I could have been
>clones
>not a younger you aquired through the means of time travel
>not fucking the younger version of you
bad thread op
>boring
subjective
>emotionally shallow
wtf does that even mean?
>can't hold a conversation.
we are having one. unless you can't physically speak (speech impediment) you probably just don't do "small talk" which is retarded anyway.
i personally prefer friends who wouldn't talk to me about dumb shit
>Why would I want to fraternise with a loser like that?
sounds like he wouldn't bother you much. you would prefer a normie?
Clone it as a woman (thinks a little bit differently, enough to avoid disaster), we don't need kids from all the banging
Is it gay if I fuck my clone?
If you clone yourself it will be the same gender as you
>subjective
true but I'm sure most would agree with me
>wtf does that even mean?
I don't really feel emotions very strongly these days, and I certainly don't feel the same emotional response others seem to when they're talking and laughing about stuff.
>we are having one
We have shared a few sentences in an extremely low-stakes online environment. To have an actual conversation irl is a totally different experience.
>you probably just don't do "small talk" which is retarded anyway.
small talk makes up the majority of conversation, even that between friends and such.
>sounds like he wouldn't bother you much. you would prefer a normie?
It's more like I wouldn't be able to establish any sort of relationship with him. I have on rare occassions befriended very outgoing normies, the types who can carry the whole conversation themselves.
If you're a man then you remove the Y chromosome and implant a copy of the chromosome, bam there's a female cell
Then it's not a clone of you. Semantics lol
>keep him as your best buddy
I know myself too well to know that I would hate spending time with me because I'm acutally just faking everything and I'm really just boring
Id have a clone bf.
>I'm sure most would agree with me
yeah, but i myself haven't really even met a person IRL that i don't consider boring. in fact, i'm basically the only person i don't consider boring. i make myself laugh more than anyone else, honestly
>I don't really feel emotions very strongly these days, and I certainly don't feel the same emotional response others seem to when they're talking and laughing about stuff.
that's a feature, not a flaw
>We have shared a few sentences in an extremely low-stakes online environment. To have an actual conversation irl is a totally different experience.
what is an 'actual conversation' anyway? don't you have any obscure topic you've researched for hours ??
>It's more like I wouldn't be able to establish any sort of relationship with him
unless you lived together and split the rent, and thus would be mutually dependent on one another but could live completely separate lives
> I have on rare occassions befriended very outgoing normies, the types who can carry the whole conversation themselves.
100% same. i use them to drive me around and whatnot. in fact, i even use them to do such things as ordering food from drive-thrus. i don't even care to interact with normies but somehow it makes them happy. i don't understand it at all
raise him from a child and slowly feminize him starting at a young age
quads get?
dicks
If you made not just a clone but a exact copy, then you murder it, would you get of on a self defense plea by making the case that the copy would have killed you if you did not kill it first, the fact that you killed it proves the copy would have done so to right?
>i'm basically the only person i don't consider boring. i make myself laugh more than anyone else, honestly
I'm the opposite, I find myself to be the most boring person I know so I don't want to inflict myself on others
>that's a feature, not a flaw
Wouldn't you rather be able to enjoy things like a normal person?
>what is an 'actual conversation' anyway?
I don't know know, but other people can talk for hours an hours about things which don't stimulate the slightest thought in me. I can only sit there and nod and have nothing to contribute.
>don't you have any obscure topic you've researched for hours ??
nope, the only research I've done is stuff I'm obligated to do. Nothing holds my interest that strongly
>unless you lived together and split the rent, and thus would be mutually dependent on one another but could live completely separate lives
I see a relationship as an emotional connection not a financial one.
>100% same. i use them to drive me around and whatnot. in fact, i even use them to do such things as ordering food from drive-thrus. i don't even care to interact with normies but somehow it makes them happy. i don't understand it at all
I wouldn't use them. I guess I considered them friends, but I only spent time around them because other circumstances allowed it. I never seek it out and once things change I never talked to them again. Not just normies, but any friends. I had some friends I hung around with multiple times a week for years and years but as soon as I got a job which prevented that I immediately dropped all contact. Despite how good and friendly they were to me I've nevert felt any sense of loss.
If the younger version of you is underage, is that paedophilia or just masturbation?
>I'm the opposite, I find myself to be the most boring person I know so I don't want to inflict myself on others
can't imagine being as boring as a normie. if you don't even speak, how is it boring? boring is someone who is social/talkative but not interesting. a quiet person doesn't annoy anyone, i always preferred my roomates who never left their room or did anything
>Wouldn't you rather be able to enjoy things like a normal person?
honestly, i can't. i quit my job because it was annoying and i saved up enough moeny for food, and i have a pc and clothes so what do i need to even buy? i can't think of anything, my parents own a house & beach house i dont even need to buy a house. they will just die of old age and i can inherit it their diet is shitty anyway so it wont be too long
>I don't know know, but other people can talk for hours an hours about things which don't stimulate the slightest thought in me. I can only sit there and nod and have nothing to contribute.
it's called "small talk" they simply use words to share emotions. it's a normie thing you can learn the tricks but it's not really all that great
>nope, the only research I've done is stuff I'm obligated to do. Nothing holds my interest that strongly
doubt it. what research did u do
>I see a relationship as an emotional connection not a financial one.
what if you took turns cooking dinner?
>I had some friends I hung around with multiple times a week for years and years but as soon as I got a job which prevented that I immediately dropped all contact. Despite how good and friendly they were to me I've nevert felt any sense of loss.
same, i basically stopped talking to all my high school friends when i went to uni. and all uni friends when i moved away. they still talk to each other though, it's weird.
you just need to find an autistic interest. hating jews is a good one, assuming you're white. if you're not, it's still something you can do that will help you out
I think a clone of me would still be a pretty different person assuming he didn't receive all of my memories and brain structure. Would definitely keep him as a buddy though, mite b cool.
>a quiet person doesn't annoy anyone
You'd be surprised. I work and spend a lot of time around normal people and they really do expect you to talk with them.
>it's called "small talk" they simply use words to share emotions. it's a normie thing you can learn the tricks but it's not really all that great
I'd like to be able to do it anyway. Not faking it but actually doing it.
>what research did u do
Did a masters degree and wanted to kill myself the whole time.
>what if you took turns cooking dinner?
I know what would happen. One would cook, the other would come out, pick it up and say thanks before retreating back to his room.
>they still talk to each other though, it's weird.
yeah I caught up with some guys from highschool year ago and they all wondered where I'd disappeared to. Well I hadn't disappeared anywhere I'd just been sitting at home this whole time.
>hating jews is a good one, assuming you're white. if you're not, it's still something you can do that will help you out
I spend too much time on Jow Forums already, I'd rather have a tangible interest away from the computer.
>You'd be surprised. I work and spend a lot of time around normal people and they really do expect you to talk with them.
yeah, but you wouldn't. i was in the same boat, the guy i sat next to just had a kid though and was super positive all the time. fortunately i was a really good programmer so people figured my brain was just different or something, idk
>I'd like to be able to do it anyway. Not faking it but actually doing it.
all i can recommend is nmda antagonist dissociatives. i used MXE but that's so hard to get now, at least for the original cheap price. 3-meo-pcp was an OK replacement, you could try DXM (robitussin) i guess. that helped me more than MDMA even did
>Did a masters degree and wanted to kill myself the whole time.
i hated uni too, and my job. everyone said i'd be so rich because i got the best test scores and straight A's in middle & high school. i even got a scholarship for it, 100% paid uni, and went to the top ranked uni in my state [a top 10 in the country for public]. i didn't even walk at my graduation, didn't care to pay $50 for robes just to get photos of myself doing that
>I know what would happen. One would cook, the other would come out, pick it up and say thanks before retreating back to his room.
sounds better than feeling obligated to eat with other people, honestly
>yeah I caught up with some guys from highschool year ago and they all wondered where I'd disappeared to. Well I hadn't disappeared anywhere I'd just been sitting at home this whole time.
yeah i couldn't do that. they'll be like "ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN??" because nobody really expects it since i'm not even ugly really
>I spend too much time on Jow Forums already, I'd rather have a tangible interest away from the computer.
besides lifting i can't help you there. maybe the shooting range or hunting? i personally always wanted to hunt my own food and cook more paleo stuff, i stay with my parents now though because i don't see a point in wageslaving
i need a friend that i can relate to
He and I wouldn't just be best buds, we'd be lovers too and defeat the relationship meme
I'm highly avoidant and socially anxious, I lack the will to seek out drugs or the gear to go hunting or something like that. Already lift though.
>i hated uni too, and my job. everyone said i'd be so rich because i got the best test scores and straight A's in middle & high school. i even got a scholarship for it, 100% paid uni, and went to the top ranked uni in my state [a top 10 in the country for public]. i didn't even walk at my graduation, didn't care to pay $50 for robes just to get photos of myself doing that
sorry to hear that. It sounds like you wasted your time.
>sounds better than feeling obligated to eat with other people, honestly
But it also becomes pointless
>yeah i couldn't do that. they'll be like "ARE YOU STILL A VIRGIN??" because nobody really expects it since i'm not even ugly really
I had to force myself to do it. I didn't enjoy it at all but I'd feel rude saying no and it seemed like an opportunity to gain some social experience. Looking back I would say it's not worth it because I was an anxiety-ridden mess who felt trapped once I got there, desperate for a way out..
We'd hang out and be best bros. I'm also into giving and receiving anal so we'd both be happy about that too.
>socially anxious
why though? why even care what normies think?
that means you want to do it but can't, as compared to disinterest
>I lack the will to seek out drugs
easy as getting BTC, typing address, and checking mailbox
>or the gear to go hunting or something like that. Already lift though.
it's not only for hunting, you can shoot people as well as yourself
>sorry to hear that. It sounds like you wasted your time.
not really since a lot of normies think a degree makes you smart. it should help prove to employers that i'm not totally retarded, i guess
>But it also becomes pointless
eating isn't pointless
>
I had to force myself to do it. I didn't enjoy it at all but I'd feel rude saying no and it seemed like an opportunity to gain some social experience. Looking back I would say it's not worth it because I was an anxiety-ridden mess who felt trapped once I got there, desperate for a way out..
if you have anxiety you should try out xanax or tianeptine/etizolam [not even illegal] or some other thing like that.
you can take it a few times to get to know other people, but then once you're used to them it'll be easier
seems like you want to be around people but don't. that would mean wanting a gf, but it's a lot of work. maybe get a cat
i really love cats but i'm allergic
I'm perfectly willing to admit I want to talk to other people and be normal but even once I get past the anxiety there's not much for me to say
>you can take it a few times to get to know other people, but then once you're used to them it'll be easier
That's the funny thing, it gets harder and harder because I run out of things to say.
>that would mean wanting a gf
that would be nice but no girl would ever want me. I love cats too, will definitely get one when I have my own place.
>I'm perfectly willing to admit I want to talk to other people and be normal
like i said, try NMDA antagonist dissociatives. it helped me achieve that. maybe alcohol with it.
all alcohol does to me now is make me want to argue online
>but even once I get past the anxiety there's not much for me to say
even low IQ normies have shit to say. you just have to memorize small talk shit
>that would be nice but no girl would ever want me.
are you fat? manlet? retarded looking? poor?
you could probably get a foreign gf, assuming you're american. it's easy so long as you're willing to take a flight over there at least once
you have kik?
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>try NMDA antagonist dissociatives
I'll look into it. Were the effects permanent or only present under the drug's influence?
>memorize small talk shit
that just means I'm faking it though
>are you fat? manlet? retarded looking? poor?
I'm fairly average, although unkempt with a beard and long hair now. I'm not after something arranged, I just want to genuinely connect with someone. It doesn't even have to be a woman, a true friend would be nice. That feeling never comes for me though, which is why I can just walk away from friends without issue.
>I'll look into it. Were the effects permanent or only present under the drug's influence?
if you take a huge dose you get an after glow that can last a longer time
however if you take a huge dose, you also "m-hole" or in the caseo f ketamine "k-hole"
the MXE and 3-meo-pcp are stimulating, while ketamine is not in high doses. so it's like the k-hole except in a k-hole you lay down and trip but in the m-hole you are awake the whole time. youtube 'pcp freakout' it's like that if you're not prepared.
that only happened to me twice, or like 1% of the time. i would usually punch a mirror though or a window. if you scale it out you'll be fine
ketamine works too but it's expensive, i guess without any tolerance you'd be fine though. i think 1st time you can try just DXM (dextromethorphan?) which is robitussin at the store. google how to find a good one and the dosage
>that just means I'm faking it though
normies are too, just in a different way. they're totally fake and infected with false optimism
>That feeling never comes for me though, which is why I can just walk away from friends without issue.
you never had a pet? i wouldnt believe you are absolutely incapable unless you tried and failed with both a cat and dog, that you knew since puppy/kitten
>if you had a clone of yourself, would you:
I'd send him out into the world. Just maybe he can make something of himself, because I sure failed to...
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The ideal would be if we could share all our thoughts and memory.
Kinda like one soul for several bodies.
Then i would keep him, then find a way for us to keep multiplaying, becoming a nest of a newer, better kind of humanity.
If i could find a way to absorb the soul out of the bodies of normies, it would be even better.
>robitussin
Should be easy to get a hold of. It sounds like the effects are temporary though. I can't go to work high.
>normies are too, just in a different way. they're totally fake and infected with false optimism
Many are genuinely happy, or at least the act of socialising is a source of happiness for them rather than anxiety.
>you never had a pet? i wouldnt believe you are absolutely incapable unless you tried and failed with both a cat and dog, that you knew since puppy/kitten
Had several cats and loved them all actually. I just don't have one right now.
I would raise it to be a more social person than myself, besides i don't think any female is worthy of having a kid with these days
>Should be easy to get a hold of. It sounds like the effects are temporary though. I can't go to work high.
yes the main effects, but if you take a high dose the 'afterglow' effects linger for a few days
you wouldnt understand until you try it. DXM will get you high to the point if you punched a wall as hard as possible it wouldn't even hurt. it's unique in that way, the dissociative effects. it's safe though, people do it all the time. you might throw up from the syrup, that's all
>Many are genuinely happy, or at least the act of socialising is a source of happiness for them rather than anxiety.
yeah i came out of my shell during an MXE binge during my freshman year. it helped a lot, especially with alcohol in combination. i think once you break that barrier it helps. regardless, i still don't derive happiness from socailizing, unless it's with someone who is talking about an intense subject, like teaching me.
for example, i would much prefer talking to a doctor explain to me something he learned from years of researching something specific, rather than "shootin the shit" with normies, who teach you nothing. like i said, they're just using words to share positive emotions. it's "small talk" there are guides for autistic people to "learn how to do it" but really it's just odd
>Had several cats and loved them all actually. I just don't have one right now.
yeah, google "cats cure depression" maybe it's all you need user
I'd only want a clone if I had psychic control over it because it killing me to take my place or surpassing me is too scary
I watched a thing once that said a clone of you would just be another genetic variation of the same DNA used to create you. So I guess that means if you have siblings that share both the same parents as you, they are your clones.
it always saves like that when its part of a gallery
>i would much prefer talking to a doctor explain to me something he learned from years of researching something specific, rather than "shootin the shit" with normies
I understand totally, that stuff can be really interesting. I love the opposite too, being able to show people how to do things is great. Once I have nothing left to teach them I start avoiding them though. It's like people fit into two categories, they're above me or below me. I like to help those below me and avoid those above me.
>yeah, google "cats cure depression" maybe it's all you need user
circumstances prevent me from having one currently, but I look forward to that changing.
>would you rather prolong your suffering
>or
>be happy for once in your life
Keep him as my best buddy
>So I guess that means if you have siblings that share both the same parents as you, they are your clones.
no, they share about 50% of your genes whereas the clone would share 100%
like an identical twin
>no, they share about 50% of your genes whereas the clone would share 100%
>like an identical twin
Kill yourself. You'd be doing the planet a favor.
siblings don't have the same DNA, it's 50%
>I understand totally, that stuff can be really interesting. I love the opposite too, being able to show people how to do things is great. Once I have nothing left to teach them I start avoiding them though. It's like people fit into two categories, they're above me or below me. I like to help those below me and avoid those above me.
yep same here. you probably have assburgers, which you probably have been told many times i'm sure
>circumstances prevent me from having one currently, but I look forward to that changing.
just be happy you're not allergic to them like me, user
X deactivation in females menas that for all intents and purposes, yes she would be a female clone
however a female cannot make a male clone
y tho??
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>siblings don't have the same DNA, it's 50%
Gas yourself, faggot.
Even if you were to clone yourself it would still have to grow up and it wouldnt have any of your memories. Many of its traits would be similar, but it would be more like you having to raise a child that is all you instead of half you. There would never be a point where it could be considered a true clone.
but if it were one I would probably just use it for spare organ in case mine fail.
explain for me please
>you probably have assburgers, which you probably have been told many times i'm sure
The only person who ever suggested it to me was someone who DID have assburgers, but you might be right. Assburgers + social anxiety, what a combo.
>just be happy you're not allergic to them like me, user
Dogs too? I'm sure a dog would be nice.