How long can someone last without sex before killing themselves? 32 here. Anyone survived longer?

Im 18 and losing it. Probably gonna cave and hire an escort

Havent had sex with gf for 9hrs 32mins

Starting to fade out of existance

It doesn't matter what the kids want. The court will side with mom 95% of the time. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. This is all assuming she'd settle for me in the first place. I'm just a slightly below average looking guy with a good stable career and a nice house. Why would any woman want me?

Sex is only really good if you like that person Alot

It shouldn't be that it's sex you're after; it should be the person you're after

>I'm just a slightly below average looking guy with a good stable career and a nice house. Why would any woman want me?
I think your years of virginhood have done a number on your brain user. You're gonna have to believe me on this one.

God damn vaginas are disgusting

you are literally a homosexual
lucky you
men are much more likely to want to fuck

i work with a guy who is a 61 year old virgin but he is borderline retarded and wears the same pair of pants everyday

That and she has to like me Alot. That's the hard part. Since that's never come close to happening, all I have to go on is the innate biological drive for sex.
I'm sure my brain is completely fucked up. That doesn't exactly make things easier.

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Well I can only show you the door user, you have to walk through it yourself. I'm telling you that there are a ton of great looking girls who would marry you for the reasons you listed.

This. 25 here and extremely good job but the average 32 years old (i.e. normalfag) has a barely-above-paycheck-to-paycheck life.

Thats pretty cool
I guess you still find new things about yourself even as a 25 yo boomer

>what is prison
>what are stds

Where? Most women my age already married years ago. I obviously have no clue how to meet eligible women, which is why I'm here.

>>except they'd divorce me and take half my stuff as soon as they have citizenship.
>which is what like 10 years? Listen dude, if you're a decent guy they can learn to love you plus that's more than enough time to pump her full of a few kids.
Great, now you're on the hook for alimony AND child support.

Russia, India, South America, Asia, etc. Start taking vacations or do some part time charity work.

>my age
you don't want a woman your age

Same. Just this year I tried approaching the only 6 women I could possibly approach and each of them was married (and I met their husbands).

This. Russia/Ukraine are top spots for wives. They look good, have low standards, and you won't catch any flak back home for having a girl who looks like a complete 3rd worlder.

>women my age
you want someone younger, trust me.

>wives
When was that word no longer used to describe anything but whores? I must have missed the memo.

You really did. 99% of marriages throughout all of history were not out of love but financial or political reasons.

Women below my age don't want me though, so I guess we're at an impasse.

There have been thousands of Christian monks and clergy that live well into their 80's and 90's without sex

I'll say it again

If you have the following
>a decent job
>place to live
You can guaranteed get a wife from whatever shithole you choose. Don't argue with me about this, it's a fact.

Outside of daddy-issue sluts, women younger than 30 do not actually want men older than 30, that's just a cope meme. While OP would need to be chad to pull women in the first place, he'd need to be turbo-chad on steroids to pull younger women. It's not like anyone on this board can afford to be picky in any way either. Well, not that a normalfag would understand these concepts though.

I have a great job and my own place. How do I go about getting a wife from any shithole at all? Your pick because I certainly don't have any restrictions on account of the fact I am completely hopeless.
Please describe the necessary procedure. Be aware that if detail is insufficient, you can go fuck yourself.

>Im just a slightly below average looking guy with a good stable career and a nice house. Why would any woman want me?

Jesus your virginity has fucked with you mentally. You already have all it takes user. Start going out to bars or clubs and start up a conversation with a qt or something. If that is 2spook4u ask a friend or coworker to hook you up with a date. If all else fails use tinder or some other dating app and im sure you will get an opportunity.

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jokes on you my life is already full of regret

You're assuming I have at least passable flirting and general social skills. I've got less experience attracting women than the average high school student.

There's a reason why they're well known to be kiddy diddlers. Moreover it's not uncommon for monks to be people who've had tons of sex before 'retiring' as a monk.

In 32 years I've never once gone on a date. If by some miracle I somehow got the opportunity, I'm certain I'd find a way to fuck it up. From everything I've heard about Tinder and the like, you've got to be at least an 8/10 as a guy since every woman gets hundreds of messages and only picks the best one.

What's 2spooky4me is that people like you exist in the first place, let alone that you actually post here and probably don't see the problem.
I bet you even think what you post is insightful and hasn't been tried and file time and again by virtually every single person on this board.

>tfw 5 days because fwb is on vacation
Hold me bros... Not gonna make it much longer....

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Yeah, guess I'm a normie, since you sound like a complete retard to me with your stupid terms. I'm not good looking, rich or interesting relly, but after spending most of my 20's single and virgin, I managed to fuck some younger girls. It's really not that impossible, turns out not all women are into chads, and you can find some that are into things you like, having something in common is a great way to start. I just recommend younger women because they're easier to impress and don't care to mess around and make mistakes. Older women feel forced to make good choices because they feel they have less time and need to get married... and they can tell you're a loser right away.

Working on wraithhood here. Gonna 50 in a few days. Finally gave up a few years ago after my last date. Just got tired of it, became more trouble than it was worth.

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>they're disgusted by me
lose some weight you fatass.

fat people are not human you fat worthless fuck. PUT THE FUCKING FORK DOWN.

You don't go to prison for fucking a hooker Jesus Christ do you live in Mecca?

I don't either, that's why I have a wife lol. If I could flirt I'd probably bang girls all day.

If you're genuinely bottom of the barrel go to the shithole if your choosing and do some charity work, that will give you connections. Hang out with the locals, go to social events, etc. Maybe this is scary for you but it's the only way so just do it. Eventually you'll meet someone, and you'll probably fuck it up. But the next girl you meet after that may like you.

I don't have the time or energy to go travel the world anymore. I work my life away. It's kinda a requirement for making money and affording property these days. Oh well.

Murrica, and yes you do go to prison for fucking a hooker. You also shouldn't take the Lord's name in vain or you might to to prison for that as well.

The only worth you could ever have on this planet is if you committed suicide right now. Fucking normalinbred.

calm down incel, no need to get so buttblasted

im over 30. have no clue how much longer i can hang on. sooner or later i'm going to run out of things that distract me from being a complete failure in every aspect of life and just hang myself

My house has an indoor balcony which would work out perfectly for that. Every day as I go to work I look up and think about that option.

I hope not so much, so that this shit will end soon

Jerking on cam with strangers helps me.

This was me a couple of years ago. I decided that, since I was gonna kill myself anyway, I would at least actually try, there was nothing to lose anyway. Got rejected pretty bad a lot, but finally something worked and got to fuck, it was so worth it. At least try, dude

Can you describe what you did that worked? We need details. For science.

Not him but I tried for 2 decades. What now normalnigger? Now I'm on the verge of giving up permanently and it's all your ilk's fault. It wouldn't have been that bad if I had never tried.

well, there's a lot of shit I did that didn't work so let's start with that. Don't go to clubs and bars, don't do blind dates and don't fucking try dating apps. Fuck that. You don't want to pretend to be a normal person, because you're not. I live on the fucking internet so I started by using the internet to interact with people with similar interests. There are girls that are into the shit you like, I can assure you. And once one appears, don't be creepy about it, treat them like human beings, ask questions and try to be interested in what they're saying. Also don't fucking idolize them! You're gonna be rejected a lot so don't let it get to you, use it as a learning experience. Once you're her friend, try surprising her, with things she wouldn't expect, but do it small motherfucker! Don't buy her a dozen roses or a diamond ring! I said don't be creepy!! Now, remember women have their own consciousness so If she doesn't show interest or make a move by this point, try another girl, trying to hard is no good. One will show interest, trust me.

Also, I guess you know this by now but even if you're ugly as shit, at least try to look presentable! Fucking shower, dress well when you meet with her, and LOSE WEIGHT! I'm not saying you need to be jacked, just don't be fucking obese, just stop eating like a pig! There must be something in you that is remotely attractive so try to use it. I'm ugly as fuck and also a manlet, but turns out some girls find short guys "cute" so I went with that.

2 decades? well, if it wasn't 20 years just trying the same thing, I don't know what to tell you, I guess you're probably grossly deformed or a complete jerk...

If I were a complete jerk I could have gone far further than I have been able to go so far (namely, far enough that someone can possibly determine that I am a jerk). I am being rated highly on relevant rate thread on Jow Forums (the only metric I can use). So apparently I'm not grossly deformed and whether or not I'm a jerk has not even been taken into account yet.
I tried everything, every variation of each thing, every combination in every configuration I could come up with, beyond any advice I have ever been given and it didn't yield anything.
This is the story of the average robot.

You do if you live in retard land.

So all you did was fuck around on the internet until you found someone you like by luck? Did you look for women through forums or some shit.

Kinda... Ok, here's the details, I'm into art so I just got into art communities, forums, other artists' fandoms, discords, whatever that's not anonymous. Yeah, I was looking for women but I didn't make it clear I was there just for that, I also became friends with guys and became very participate. I actually met a lot of girls I liked! most didn't like me back though, but at least a couple did. I wouldn't say it was just luck, but luck does factor in.

22 here doesn't seem likely I will make it 23.

Lightweight. You're barely past normie territory. You've got to at least suffer for 5 more years or so.

How the hell can you go 32 days without sex without losing your mind?

35 here. Don't worry as you get older you start getting so many medical and financial problems that sex becomes a distant irritant.

I don't think you understand what I'm saying user

Oh no he gets it, but killing yourself when you are basically a teenager is normie level ,., you need to suffer and do it in your mid thirties for it to be worth anything. Also you are too young to be complaining about being a virgin.

You can't. 32 days is a nightmare. Just try to imagine what 32 years might be like. Your normie brain can't even comprehend it.

I've given up on life, I don't have the motivation to get up in the morning anymore. Being a virgin is just a footnote in my life at this point.

So is in mine user, but if you give up that's it. You lost. You still have your whole life ahead of you, so many dreams and opportunities open for you try being in your late 30 virgin and full of debt, you stop having any freedom. You are free now, enjoy it and do something with it. You can always kill yourself latter, but your youth will escape you.
If things get really bad seek therapy.