Fembot thread

>that I am always spewing bullshit.
imagine my shock

Sure, not much to talk about though. I've had an ED since I was about 11.

>Have feelings for a sibling
I have a sister, but even if I had a brother I think I'd hate him just as much as I hate my sister

>Have so little empathy
Probably because I was raised by shitty parents, but I don't think I'm a sosiopath or anything.

>Never smile
That's simple, I only smile when I have a reason to.

>Eat so much junk food
I actually try to avoid it as much as possible.

>Dream about killing people
Lol, I used to, when I was an edgy 13 yearold. I'm 15 now and way past that phase.

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>15
bye bye you useless slut

>>have feelings for a sibling
Only child, but it's for the best
>>hate men
I don't really hate men, but I also don't really want to live with one or anything.
>>have so little empathy
probably autism, but I was never tested
>>never smile
I smile back
>>eat so much junk food
Makes me happy for a second
>>dream about killing people
The only time I dreamt about killing anyone was after being forced to help out a crippled girl and she was a bitch. Couldn't really say or do anything, so every aggression went into my subconscious.

>Have feelings for a sibling
Ew no, I just like the fact that he will never find love, something about him doing so much harder than me turns me on.
>Have so little empathy
Other peoples problems aren't mine
>Hate men
Why wouldn't you hate a lesser creature. All they can do is whine and cry all day, when you choose a guy who has 3 side chicks over mini phalloid
>Never smile
I always do
>Eat junk food
Free dinner dates
>Dreams about killing people
I like to dream about putting lesser males in camps sometimes. Just to get rid of them.

haHAA ok buddy x

Be my gf and I'll let you call me onee-chan to deal with your sister-issues

oreganoli underage b&

Sister issues? Nah not really. My sister is just a basic bitch and fake as shit, which is why I dislike her

Empathy is not what you think it is.

How often do you b/p? I've done it a few times but I'm nowhere near being a bulimic. I don't even think i have an ED, just disordered eating.

>have feelings for a sibling
i'm an only child, i just have two step sisters
>hate men
i don't
>have so little empathy
i'm fairly empathetic
>never smile
i smile when i have a reason to
>eat so much junk food
i try to eat healthy
>dream about killing people
i hardly remember my dreams and if i do they're not about killing people

If you really are 15, you should leave this place and never come back. It's a very toxic environment and it fucks you up.
t. began browsing Jow Forums at 14

>have feelings for a sibling
I hate my brother
>hate men
An abusive relationship and a father that cheated on the most important person in my life
>have so little empathy
Actual autism
>never smile
Depression
>eat so much junk food
I don't eat
>dream about killing people
Murder seems relaxing, but it probably is because of my mental health

>Any fembot who is gay, submissive and obsessed with pokemon must become my gf now.
Oh man, maybe I should get back into pokemon

>have feelings for a sibling
My older sister is kinda hot not gonna lie.
>hate men
I don't.
>have so little empathy
Because why should I have more?
>never smile
My life sucks, my job waste 12 hours of most of my days for no reason, and I have nothing to smile at.
>eat so much junk food
The only junk food I eat is fried chicken. Because it's good, and apperently Asian fried chicken is healthier than Euro/American varieties.
>dream about killing people
Only myself because of the never smiles reasons.

>way past that phase
>on r9k

i dont think so sweetie

can i pls make you smile

Have you ever smelled your sisters underwear?

I know that.. I don't really take anything posted on this board seriously, I browes it sometimes because I don't have much else to do. Plus /pol os way more toxic imo

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No it's probably the sound of your fatass rolling all over your house, you fucking landwhale.

This is bait, stop pretending to be women.

Take a bath, I can smell your flaps from here

I meant, I'm past the 'I wanna kill everyone at my school' phase my dude

Browse**
Is**
haHAA i'm rly good at typing

Sadly yes.
If you have any funny or interesting memes that might improve my day. I live in a literal third world country with primitive internet so loading it may be a pain in the ass but I'll prob reply.

Stay mad sweaty

Of course it's bait. If you came to find something other than men with so much self-hate they pretend women made them think that, you better go to another place

Correct. Be a good cat and start a new save.

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Do you mind self harm scars, nervous break downs, and seizures?

Reported for underage b&
Get lost kike

Very nice. How old are you both?

Imagine being retarded enough to think every girl ever is a basic hoe

So long as you continue to pretend to be a woman I will stay angry. Its gay as shit.
No I'm addicted to the anger

I'm 21 she's 26

Kike? Go back to /pol, retard. Also, I don't think I've posted anything reportable.

Imagine being naive enough to think that girls don't want to slut it up deep down and that some are just better at hiding it than others.

>Also, I don't think I've posted anything reportable.
You're under 18

Lmao get a load if this no brain nigger monkey

:^^^) Good luck in life mate

>I'm 15 now
You have to be 18 to post Kike. Prepare for the zyklon b newfag

The seizures are an odd one. Obviously the first two are fine, that just makes you sound weak and more pleasing in my eyes.

I dont need luck I'm already wealthy.
Stop pretending to be a woman faggot

Where are you from and do you want to chat

What are you talking about? Junk food is super cheap. Hell you can get junkfood with food stamps.

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>I don't really take anything posted on this board seriously
Good, don't. This place's full of delusional virgins. I used to lurk here all the time at that age and it made me feel very insecure about myself, I still am.
I'd suggest finding hobbies or better things to do, even if it's just watching a movie. I know its hard to stop coming here (at least for me) but literally, staring at a wall its better than browsing Jow Forums and Jow Forums in general imo.

Really mom, you're not going to allow me to post anything on this board because it"s "18+" ;(((

Honestly I look at the seizures as the most normal think wrong with me.

>have feelings for a sibling
tfw when no shota little bro just kidding that's fucked
>hate men
they don't like me, so I don't like them either desu
>have so little empathy
it's not that I don't have any empathy. i do care about others, but showing it often gets you laughed at or taken advantage of
>never smile
i do when i'm more /manic/
>eat so much junk food
it's tastes good >.<
>dream about killing people
only the people who've wronged me desu

It'd be better if you were younger. You said third world, do you have brown skin?

Hey, thanks for the advice and for not being like all the other retards on here senpai.

>retards
I'm smarter than both of you losers lmao. Most of us probably are.

If you say so. x

I'm in graduate school for mathematics at a top 10 institution.
I like mocking those less intelligent that I am.

Timor-Leste. So a very dark East-Asian basically.

You're welcome user.

>Most of us probably are.
Sure, Jan. You must be new if you think that most posters here are smart lol.

iongantas111@gmail

fuck me i have to get out of here

Again, stay mad sweaty fat disgusting micro dicked neckbeard

I hardly ever do it anymore since I'm trying to recover, but I used to do it up to 3 times a day, usually.

> I don't even think i have an ED, just disordered eating.
You can have an ED without a name. It's called EDNOS: Eating Disorder - Not otherwise Specified. You don't have to purge a certain number of times to be considered bulimic. You just have to do it as a "desperate attempt to stop the consumption of calories," the DSM-5 explains it.

>have feelings for a sibling
Don't have any siblings
>hate men
I don't have a particular hatred of men, I honestly just don't get along with people in general
>have so little empathy
I'd say I feel a normal amount
>never smile
I don't feel the need to unless I see something funny
>eat so much junk food
I don't eat too much junk food, as I'm fond of cooking
>dream about killing people
does killing myself count? : )

>have feelings for a sibling
no
>hate men
no
>have so little empathy
at times, only constantly with certain people and things
>never smile
i smile, just maybe not as often as others
>eat so much junk food
yes, but I generally do a lot of cooking and eat healthily
>dream about killing people
yes

>stay mad sweaty fat disgusting micro dicked neckbeard
LMAO I'm a graduate student for mathematics who made millions with bitcoin and Im not fat, ugly, or disgusting.
You're still a loser pretending to be a fucking women. If you are a woman, just remember your literally lower than every man and your little fantasies are pathetic LMAO

>made millions with bitcoin
What the fuck are you doing on here then user? Go rent a private yacht or something.

Holy fuck, I didn't know there was a whole country full of blasians.

>ywn give a fembot a reason to smile

Why the fuck would I do that? I keep my money safe and invested while living frugally doing my thesis. I'm not a fucking moron.

does anyone have an alternative to Jow Forums because i can feel autism leaking into my brain Jow Forums /b/ and obsessive checking of /vg/ have raped me already

>have feelings for a sibling
i asked him to show me his dick once and he got mad
>hate men
i haven't interacted with enough of them to form a bad opinion so i put them on a pedestal
>have so little empathy
i have the opposite problem
>never smile
i have a tiny wrinkle between my eyes because of how i scrunch my nose when i smile. also i have buck teeth
>eat so much junk food
i only cook wholesome meals
>dream about killing people
i'm the one getting killed in my dreams

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tell me your favorite joke right now and i'll tell you if i want your kids or not

>have feelings for a sibling
never, i appreciate my siblings very much.
>hate men
i dont hate men.
>have so little empathy
i actually have the opposite problem. i have a problem with being too empathetic and sensitive to everything so im often overwhelmed
>never smile
i smile a lot, actually
>eat so much junk food
its easy to just grab and eat
>dream about killing people
i dont

You sound like a roastie desu

8/ch, there are lots of other imageboards user. You just have to find them. But they're not as active as Jow Forums.

will that make me dive deeper or not?

>asked him to show me his dick once and he got mad
tomoko, is that you?

8ch is basically as autistic as you can get without using tor

It seems to me that the non-African Portuguese colonies are full of mixed people. Do you think the dagos are just cucks and purposefully tried to mix as many people as they can?

was it the smiling or the not totally hating men part

>have feelings for a sibling
my sisters are beautiful but i haven't had feelings for them
>hate men
i don't hate men. sometimes i kinda hate all of humanity but never men specifically :-)
>have so little empathy
i think my empathy is pretty good/strong
>never smile
i try and smile often
>eat so much junk food
recovering chocoholic. now the only junk food i'm allowed to have is oreos. i have at most 5 a day
>dream about killing people
usually i was the one getting killed in my dreams. but recently, shortly after a bad breakup, i remember dreaming about going on a stabbing spree. it was scary

no it's me nagatoro

>I made money off of failing bitcoin
Cool fairytale dicklet

>Lower than any man
Which is why they hang around wherever I go and not the other way around. Sorry babypeep. But men are incredibly dumb and easy to manipulate cattle.

>Cool fairytale dicklet
>literally so dumb he doesn't realize how many people got rich years ago
The rest of your stuff is clear larp. Dude, it's obvious you're a man. Stop.
My dick is also fine, not the biggest but not dicklet at all.

I looked through a list of ten puns to see if any of them particularly stood out to me as something that'd make you laugh, but no pun in ten did.

it's funny because it sounds like "no pun intended"
I'm sorry

Is it something you're doing on your own or did you go to therapy?
>You can have an ED without a name. It's called EDNOS
I know, but lately I just eat whatever I want without thinking twice about it. I used to count calories, I hardly do it anymore. I used to binge (sometimes w/o purging) but I don't do that anymore. Also I used to fast for days, etc
Now I just overeat everyday, but it's not binging. I don't think so. And I feel nervous if I don't eat even if I'm not hungry. It's just weird. I still feel fat and hate myself but I'm not doing anything to lose weight.

>Which is why they hang around wherever I go and not the other way around. Sorry babypeep. But men are incredibly dumb and easy to manipulate cattle.
>whore thinks she's valuable for being a fuckhole and that means men respect her or she's above any man
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Dude it's obvious you're a man
Get it? Because I, an incel have so much experience with women that I know exatly how they think and talk.

Yes. Jow Forums is just the tip of the iceberg user.

So you admit that you're a larping robot. FINALLY.
What's the point of larping as a woman, dude?

Holy shit you're so funny dude i am CRYING