I CANT DO IT ROBOTS

I CANT DO IT ROBOTS

I GOT DESTROYED BY ONEITIS

IM SOBBING

THIS CANT BE REAL, THIS DIDNT HAPPEN. YOU COULDNT MAKE THIS UP

WOMEN ARE EVIL HOLY SHIT HOLD ME LADS

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Its time to channel your energy into a productive hobby/career and get Jow Forums. Fuck that bitch, you'll be better off.

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did u asked her out

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I have money, and I know getting jacked won't make me happy. And I'm an addictive loser who can't be productive without oneitiis

I CANT DO IT LAD I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE FUCKING WHY

do drugs to cope

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Fuck your hand first and calm down. There will be another girl you'll latch onto. Getting jacked may not make you happy, but it may calm you down and have benefits in other ways.

I will just think about oneitis high ;(

WHY DID SHE HAVE TO FUCK ME user WHYYYYYYY ITS NOT FAIR IT ISNT FAIR

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND user SHE WAS PERFECT AND SHE FUCKING FUCKED ME OVER LIKE A FUCKING COW TAKEN TO SLAUGHTER IM FUCKING DONE

GT? Please. What and how did you say ?

explain what happened then you over reacting lard ass

>having a oneitis
this was your first mistake

sorry user that fucking sucks bud

OH NONONONONO OHHHHHHHH NO OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

did she give chadd the succfucc?

WHAT THE FUCK DID SHE DO NIGGER? TELL US BEFORE I FUCK HER

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You need to hear me out. Please do not reject GT because of age I GOT FUCKING FUCKED THIS WAS MY WHOLE LIFE ON HER

>19
>4 years in high school and 4 years of middle school fall in love with girl i barely talk to because im a pathetic shit
>this girl is fucking perfect
>her name her looks
>she is in love with my only friend Jack
>my only friend wont date her back
>snapchat her for 4 years solely just for her
>spent every minute for past 6 years thinking about her and my friend
>havent gotten 7 hours of sleep in 9 years
>do so much superficial shit in attempt to impress her
>graduate
>they hang out more and more
>they always say "they are not a thing"
>i need to start making my move before summer ends
>one week left
>best friend is out of town
>now is my shot
>host massive party
>she shows up
>no fucking going back now
>cant find her
>shes in driveway on phone with him
>start getting depressed but know I cant go back
>I go up to her when shes alone
>nowsmyshot.gif
>"omg i miss jack so much" she says to me
>i go red
>"why dont u guys dont just date?" i ask
>"we r thinking about it"
>i am numb
>my friend said he would never date her
>i am angry, sad, and crushed
>i just say it
>"does that mean i cant hookup with you?" i laugh and slowly walk away "dont tell jack doe"
>she awkwardly smiles "you cant say that"
>first thing she does is text jack
>i get pissed
>take her phone
>"Omg the funniest thing happened ur best friend tried to hookup with me"
>"did you go off on him?"
>"yes ily

at least you aren't a fossil like myself. you are still young.
I'm 23 and done with college so its all over for me

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Christ, you're a huge faggot. Based Jack, /ourguy/, putting you in your place.

None of those people are /ourguys/, they're all adolescent brats, regardless of being minors or not, and need to get a dose of actual fucking problems to make them spiral into despair.

Nigga, let me give you the

RUNDOWN:

Your oneitis only exists in the world of make-believe. She's only what you want if she acts exactly how you want - 24/7 nice, spends enough time with you, calls you often enough. The actuality is, even if she was your friend.. will she call you weekly? Text you most days? Be cuddly enough? Will you wind up getting into arguments all the time?

You're fucking delusional my man. You can get affection from millions of girls. "Nice" isn't the right criteria. Neither is cute. Sexually compatible, available-enough, similar hobbies, personalities that click, etc. etc. You need to look at the big picture.

Get on Tinder my dude. Go downtown this Friday night, go to some bars, find some hot girls. Realize that they're fucking replaceable .

>SHE WAS PERFECT AND SHE FUCKING FUCKED ME OVER

Literally fucking autistic. Was she perfect, or did she fuck you over? It's not both. Perhaps the most important thing is finding someone who loves you back.

Well i at least hope you realized where you stand in the social hierarchy.

>Your oneitis only exists in the world of make-believe
I always hear this user, but how do I solve this? My love for her is very real. Even if real in my mind, that's ultimately all that matters. I JUST WANT TO STOP THINKING ABOUT HER WHY CANT I NOTHING I DO

>Get on Tinder my dude. Go downtown this Friday night, go to some bars, find some hot girls. Realize that they're fucking replaceable .
None of those work, user. I went on Tinder today and cried because none of the girls were oneitis. It's not the same. I will never love a girl and be happy like I did oneitis. And I've been to bars, I just end up being really awkward and getting trashed and kicked out. Tinder no work either

>Literally fucking autistic. Was she perfect, or did she fuck you over? It's not both. Perhaps the most important thing is finding someone who loves you back.
Good point.I dont get WHY SHE CANT LOVE ME BACK THOUGH ITS BULLSHIT user WHY HIM WHYYYYYY

>hosting underage party
This just shows you're a cuck or desperate bitch.
Rule number 1 of hosting parties after high school is to know who is coming and not to let random faggots or people who cant control themselves in.
But honestly, you set yourself up falling for a roastie. Girls like her are a dime a dozen and they're all a waste of time.

Kick jacks ass

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It's the scarcity of not knowing a lot of girls. If you were exposed to say, 50 girls on a regular basis, you'd probably fall for 2 or 3 of them in a similar way.

It's not about finding another girl that you click with. Find some girls on Twitch or those cam sites, you'll probably think one of them is really cool. Diverts attention, gets your mind off of focusing on just 1 girl.

Tinder - it's to find cuties, realize that's not the only cute girl. Might not work, you just realize.. there's a damn lot of girls out there. Even if you have zero luck, which is exactly how much you're having now. Nothing lost.

Also, find other things to do. Try to avoid her at least for a while. If you weren't so bored, you wouldn't think about her so often.

So:

* Spend more time focusing on other girls (even camwhores/porn counts)

* Remind yourself that there are lots of girls who are compatible with you

*Get more hobbies

>It's the scarcity of not knowing a lot of girls. If you were exposed to say, 50 girls on a regular basis, you'd probably fall for 2 or 3 of them in a similar way.
True

>It's not about finding another girl that you click with. Find some girls on Twitch or those cam sites, you'll probably think one of them is really cool. Diverts attention, gets your mind off of focusing on just 1 girl.
Bro come on that will make me want to suicide more

Trying to forget about girls entirely probably won't work. Just realize you're in fantasy land when you're looking at pornstars or Twitch hoes.

Find things to improve about yourself (weight, hygiene, health, anything you've been putting off). Hobbies. Do things that will make you happier. It might not get you a girlfriend, but at the least you'll feel better about yourself.

She sounds like a vapid normie cunt. Also learn how to type you retarded lardass.

actually do this. beat the shit out of him. she will be turned off by how weak he his because his "measly, awkward" friend beat the ever living shit out of him. she will then see you as strong

>having parents that make enough for you to blow it on a party
You do NOT belong here you little entitled brat

Gonna be real with you here user, the other guy isn't giving you proper advice. Fuck her, and not in that way. This is a learning experience. I'm sure some retarded white knight is going to roll up in this thread and go
>b-buh not all wimminz is like that
But they all are. They are inherently vapid, narcissistic creatures, and in practice you're basically spending massive amounts of time and money for glorified masturbation. The only thing you can get out of a woman better than you can a male friend is sexual gratification (not going into gay shit) and sex really doesn't matter. Go jack off and play some video games, you'll be infinitely happier.

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That actually made me feel slightly happier, thanks user

I just helped a suicidal girl out of a depressive bout during which she was saying things like she wants to hang out with me and had plans to do all this other stuff with me.
Today she told me she doesn't want much to do with me.

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Glad to help, friendo.

See and wake up lil nigga

This is pretty relevant to this thread.

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TL;DR

user becomes a beta male to impress a girl he knows doesn't want him and wants his friend, asks her out, gets rejected, steals the girl's phone and is surprised she is actually already in a relationship with his friend, and is basically a giant jackass and blames the girl for it.

Shut up normalfag and go back to wherever you came from.

arent u the one who held a "massive party" im not normal enough to do that

I'm glad that you got fucked over and this Jack got the roastie. He sounds based and you sound like a huge cuck.

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>u
But I'm

Hope you feel better user. What happend?

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double standards. OP is a vapid shallow fag who cant think of anything but impressing a girl but ur defending him cuz he's one of the guys

y u do dis to op???

>not filtering tripfags
oh shit nigger what are you doing?

>improve anything? No! Nothing will help so I'm not gonna!
If nothing matters than do what is most rationally helpful.

The same happened to me my gf just destroyed me with insults for 30 minutes and I just stared at her without reaction

So that he learns that this place is not his hugbox to make him feel better or his personal support group. We are not his real friends nor do we care about his suffering and the sooner he realizes that this place has nothing to offer for the better. He's still young and has a chance, even if he's a massive faggot who should kill himself, but if he keeps coming here that chance will eventually disappear.
That being said, OP is an underaged faggot cuck.

I've been here since I was 14. There's truly no leaving. Fuck off

You're a fucking child and apparently had at least one friend. 19 is nothing and you don't belong here. Come back when you're 25+ and then you can say that there truly is no hope.

What the fuck is this faggot shit. Origi

>does everything
>leaves hitting on her for the last possible second
>"c-can we hook up...?"
OH MY-

Happens to all of us. That's how we end up here.