Well user? What are you waiting for?

>Well user? What are you waiting for?
>It's not going to suck itself

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Who's going to get pleasure from sucking a strap-on? That's as pointless as fingering a paraplegic.

I TOLD you to get the self sucking one!

>sucking a strap on
For what purpose

This shit is stupid as fuck. Just lick a pussy or suck a real dick. You're already a faggot, might as well go all the way.

Showing submission.

As anything in BDSM, it's about the dominating aspect of it. Women that like that shit don't care if doesn't pleasure them directly, its about dominating the person and getting off on it, the role reversal and all that bullshit.

My regular escort likes to make me suck on her strap-on before we get started. Seems to make her happy.

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Take your serious answer and fuck off back to the corner nerd.

>calling someone a nerd as an insult
Can't wait for summer to end

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We're gonna need a detailed story about one of these encounters user, you teased us, now you gotta give it to us.

Well, when you go to the same escort(s) after a while, you do develop a kind of relationship with them (more along the lines of FWB). After a while, even they reveal their kinks and desires (hers happens to be general BDSM). So now she likes to start the sessions with this kind of roleplay, where she'll refuse my service and leave if I don't suck it. But once I do, she usually rips the strap-on off, and makes herself the submissive one until we're done for the day.

where did you find this woman?

How do you even find /an/ escort tho? With my luck the cops will bust me first time

Erotic Review, before FOSTA-SESTA. But now we keep in touch via phone and email.

How much do you pay her ? And has it ever gone beyond just sucking a strapon ?

$200/hr. average. And no, weirdly enough. Just regular vaginal.

WTF, that's weird as fuck, most women that like that shit usually progress to full blown pegging. And she is expensive as fuck.

Most escorts I've seen when I was shopping around were $400-650 an hour, sometimes up to $1,000. $200 is pretty much nothing.

So if I'm a broke college kid I can't find a $100/hr escort to let me eat her out?

I've seen escorts do $100-$150 for a half-hour specials, or quickies like giving/receiving head. Another escort I saw on the side, when she was still working, would offer specials that price to do stuff like jerking off on her, or dry humping.