Ok, normies. I know you are here. Please tell me how I get a gf

Ok, normies. I know you are here. Please tell me how I get a gf.

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the only thing that actually works 50% of the time is being introduced through a friend. everything else has a

Suck her toes
And Twist her eyelashes into braids

This.

Also, just dont be fucking weird about it. Girls are humans too, so just treat them like you do a male friend. If they like you like that, cool toe beans but if they dont then ignore them. A slut like that doesnt need you.

yeah, but the problem with that is I struggle to make friends too. How do I get them to spend time with me? Do I just say, "hey want to go grab lunch at [blank]"?

What if you don't have any friends at all?

>treat them like you do a male friend
Women don't respond well to this. At all.

I've done this all my life, most of them end up thinking im gay.

then what do they respond to, chad?

If you are unattractive then your chances are low. You can still eventually get someone, via the law of large numbers.

If you are timid/beta/shy/unmasculine but otherwise salvageable, then change your unattractive aspects and hit on women. You will have success. As a rule of thumb, working out will get you laid.

That's it, make of it what you will. If you are short, small, ugly, unattractive, then you might want to consider the opportunity cost. It will take you a shitton of time and heartache.

t. I have been with 26 women, so I have some experience. Anecdotal, sure, but it's something.

>i have been with 26 women
WOAH NICE HIGH SCORE BRO!

>be me
>19 years old
>have had sex over 100 times, including extreme dominant sex (me dom, her sub, ofc) with a previously virtuous, pure waifu virgin
>have had 1 serious gf and a few practice gfs
>touched 4 or 5 breasts
>dick sucked by 2 chicks
>9 or 10/10
>6'2
>incel for much of adolescence

>read every day (at least 30 mins of both nonfiction and fiction)
>identify with your European roots and learn about the culture; move over there, ideally; America sucks
>don't be fat and take care of yourself but understand that physical appearance isn't nearly as important to girls as you think; think of guys like Trudeau, Gavin Newsom, or Pedro Sanchez in Spain who are conventionally tall, attractive, etc yet who come off as disgusting, plastic betas; the greatest alphas of all time - Franco, Hitler, Napoleon, Mussolini - all look like the average guy on r9k
>confidence is not a meme; confidence != creepiness
>single best tip: forget about girls, focus on yourself; they will come to you when the time is ready

also, know that all guys throughout history have gone through a period of extreme loneliness that starts when your mother refuses to let u sleep in her bed for the first time and ends on the night of your wedding. don't worry. you're actually better off than most modern women, who will be BTFOd eternally by the feminist meme once they hit the wall and not even the betas want them anymore

*pairs of breasts

It's really not that hard. I'm like a 5/10 and essentially an autist and I have a girlfriend. Just don't do that fucking "oneitis" shit and talk to girls until one likes you

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Just bee urself lel

seriously

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let me guess, you're not good at making male friends either.

>As a rule of thumb, working out will get you laid.
nice meme robot

If you're ugly and shy you don't. You will die alone. If you have looks, but you're unable to talk, go to tabletop gatherings, book reading events or get locked up in a mental health care center. Those are good ways to meet someone you will be disappointed with. Otherwise there's zero technique involved. It's all luck and chance for retards that look slightly above average.
The most important part is when you talk with a girl do not seem desperate or needy. They will destroy your heart.

JSUT
beeeeeeee
yourself
LMAO

Holy fucking cringe this might be the worst thing i've read in my life.

Step 1: stop making "getting a gf" as a goal. Instead make your goal "become something girls love". The rest is autopilot.

virgin detected. have fun with your 4d family guy porn. stay as far away from real females and reality as possible. it'll be good for both of you

>spoiler alert
you will die alone

Be more mature. Stop going on Jow Forums. Spend more time outside. Put a genuine effort into your body and appearance. Improve hygiene. Be less timid and shy, put yourself out there without caring for the risk. Actually try to be socially active and put a legitimate effort to be less awkward and more natural when you talk to people. Actually be able to provide something in a relationship. Just be fucking normal for once and stop using Jow Forums. The second you stop using this site is the very same second your life will improve greatly.

>become something girls love
And you failed. Try again.
The answer is become something you yourself love and can respect. It's not your problem if people follow along.

>girls are humans too

lmao women are children and you always have better success with them when treated as such


If every beta in the world started treating women like shit they'd be sleeping with them by the end of the week

You need that poaitive dad persona from those motivation threads. The ones that go "hey there champ"

I'm a normie and I'm laughing at this.

>getting this assblasted that someone is unimpressed by your insecure alpha posturing
Bahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahah

10% chance isn't that bad actually. For every 10 girls I ask out, at least one of them will become my gf.

Rephrasing it better: become awesome. Take control of your life. Don't make it a goal to be awesome to get girls, but to be awesome to enjoy life.

I've plenty of male friends. The tenor of conversation between blokes tends to change when women are around. Never heard of a woman likes it when you refer to her as "this glorious fucking bastard over here" ferinstance. And you can't tell them that they're getting flabby. Not directly anyway. It cuts both ways tho. Lots of things that women can't say to men without hurting their feelings, even tho it's ok for men to say it to them. Especially in front of their friends.

Now I can fully agree. Thanks user. It always seems weird to me when people put their goals that are for women and not themselves. Unless it's a person who devotes himself to charity or beta providers that do it.

>I've plenty of male friends.
Losers you meet in your uni's anime club once a week don't count.

Too bad you're too pussy to go chat up 10 girls irl

Okay. Here is the secret. Just ask every single girl till you find one that says yes. I did this for like 7 years straight with a couple hundreds of girls and they all said no. One eventually said yes after like 7 years of doing that. It's just a numbers game in the sense that you're never going to run out of rejections or girls you can ask. IF that's what you really want you basically just have to keep trying till it works.

could you please not

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Maybe there really is a 10% chance of every girl you hit on irl becoming your gf and you just never found out because you're too much of a bitch. Harden the fuck up pussy

90% of all statistics are made up except for this one, because i said so