It's hard to be attracted to American women's butts after you've been redpilled on ass wiping

why do you know so much about other men's underwear, user?

He may live with a lot of men if he could be gay. It's 2018, some guys enjoy the company of men user, fuck off.

>took a massive dook and hour ago
>while cleaning my ass hole with wetwipes thought of an idea for an anti amerimutt theme was cleaning thread about how they walk around with shit festering in their ass cracks
>log into Jow Forums and see this

American btw

black here, can confirm, I shower literally every single time I take a dump and refuse to shit in public restrooms unless it's an emergency.

>Americans
I use my showerhead as a makeshift bidet, and use soap every morning, please don't lump me in with subhumans who don't wash their ass.

I'm an American and I use wet wipes that are specifically made for the bathroom and are flushable.

Here is what you do if you don't have a bidet, you take some toilet paper, folded into a neet little square until it's thick enough to be ran under faucet water. Run it under the water, then wipe your ass. Do this about 3-5 times. Then hop in the shower, spread your ass cheeks then let the warm water spray directly on your asshole for about 10-15 seconds. This should be more than enough to get rid of the shit. But we're not done, now we gotta deodorize. Take some liquid soap(if you don't have liquid soap just rub your two fingers on a bar of soap) rub the soap in your asshole then rinse.

By the end of the day your asshole should smell of must, sweat, and pheromones, if it smells like shit then you're doing something wrong.

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I'm white and shower after each shit.

Wipin' your ass leads down to the road of sodomy.

>I shower literally every single time I take a dump and refuse to shit in public restrooms
based blackbot

>rub the soap in your asshole then rinse.
This releases mustard gas btw.

to be red pilled on butts means you take a shower after.

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I'm not american but I only use toilet paper.
I don't understand what's the problem. Your ass won't smell if you don't wash it after each shit.

>men just do not seem to have the patience for that for some reason and always have shit marks in there underwear.
I don't have shit marks in my underwear. Maybe you're just dating the wrong men.

But there's still shit in your ass. You literally just smeared shit into your ass until it no longer showed up on the toilet paper.

NO BIDET
NO BOOTAY

It all depends on how solid or muddy the shit is. If it came out hard and didnt really leave a mess, you can just wipe with toilet paper.

But most of the time, your shit will leave mud in your asshole area, and you need water to help clean that

Most cases you can get by with just baby wipes.
You have to make sure to wipe all the wet material out first with regular toilet paper then afterwards use a few baby wipes to thoroughly get your asshole and ass hair.
People who don't even use baby wipes definitely have crusty shit in their asshole.

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I find comfort in what another user said though. A lot of women shave their stinkpieces so it's easier for them to clean.

>like eating girl ass
>this makes it even hotter
god damn i hate myself

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White Americans don't wash their hands, ass or take showers properly that's fact not their delusional belief that it's black people with improper hygiene

I use wet wipes, a lot of people do

I'm actually a scat fetishist but only when it comes to porn. The thought of a girl I know having a dirty ass turns me the fuck off

In my experience black and latina girls take the best care of their ass as it is their notable feature. White girls... not so much.

I dont get why I need my literal asshole (where shit comes from) to be clean? Maybe europeans do it so its an easier entry for a penis?

>the eternal shitty booty
What's the point of cleaning your feet if no one is sucking them? Why clean your ears unless someone is sticking their tongue on them? Why clean your nose unless someone is tongueing it?

You shouldn't be okay with any part of your body being dirty or covered in shit.

It'd make sense, since they fetishize their asses so much.

I'm American but use a bidet because I have a hairy asshole, use wipes when not at home

>mutts think using wet paper makes it better
You FUCKING SHOWER YOU UNCIVILIZED APE

Wait so I'm supposed to shower after every shit?

You are soooooo retarded oh god

Do bidets make your butthole tingle?

I'm not going to fucking shower every time I take a shit. What if I have to shit in public or at someone else's house? I can't just shower.

Whats so hard about having a shitting routine? Only ever shit before showering

not him but that's retarded, what if you shit more than once per day? why take an entire fucking shower after you've shit? whats wrong with wetwipes, using a combination of wet wipes and normal paper until your ass is the cleanest thing on earth, either probably retarded if you can't get clean with wet wipes.

also yes, wet paper does make it better as it proporly cleans your ass, I've washed my ass afterwards with water before and I get the exact same results, no itchiness or smell

Wait? Can other people control their bowel movements? I didn't think that was possible. I shit when I have to shit. I never know when I'm going to have to shit until my body lets me know.

>why take an entire fucking shower after you've shit
Or you could only get in the shower to clean your ass

Normies can control everything. They have a bedtime, a eating time etc. everyting in their lives is on a schedule. Its bizarre

>not wanting to clean her butt with your tongue

Your ass isn't like a fucking floor or the ground.

why shower after each shit, thats so fucking weird, I can understand if it's after waking up but what if you need a shit at like 9pm or something and you weren't expecting it? you get in the shower and have an full shower? why shower your entire self?

you can't smell yourself. but other people certainly smell you. they never say anything.

factually speaking, if you don't shower after shitting, you are one of those people you come across who smells like shit.

do you think they think they smell like shit?

So what? What makes it ok to smear shit into your ass?

>why wipe after each shit, thats so fucking weird, I can understand if it's after waking up but what if you need a shit at like 9pm or something and you weren't expecting it? you get the toilet paper out and have an full wipe? why wipe your entire self?

But that's not necessary unless your diet is so fucking awful that wet wipes and paper can't remove the shit and you literally need to blast water up your asshole.

But I don't, no one in my family takes an entire shower after shitting, my friends don't and I've never smelt anyone in my class who smells like pure shit, only homeless people, I smell like a normal person.

>not wanting to fuck a musky slightly shitty anus

leave this place now

that makes literally 0 sense you mongo, you wipe to get rid of the shit, taking an ENTIRE SHOWER after you shit is rediculous, whats wrong with wetwipe/paper combo?

No just wash your ass you retard. There is a reason civilized countries have bidets, not like your 2nd world stinky butts.

Whats so hard about only washing your ass in the shower? Is this a language problem?

go back 2 centuries and you're the doofus asking why a corncob isn't good enough for sufficient wiping

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hygiene

NECK YOURSELF YOU ASS EATING DEGENERATE

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Buy a bidet dirtybutt

But thats what a bidet is....

It sounds hot but it's actually pretty gross

But I get the exact same results either way and I don't smell, theres a difference between a corncob and wet wipes specifically designed for shit removal.

>only washing your ass in the shower

so by your logic lets say if I don't shower until I get back from work but I shit in the morning I shouldn't wash my ass until I get back from work?

It makes me think the anons making the shower posts are fat curryniggers who can't reach around their massive asses to actually wipe the congealed, clinging sludge shit out of their anuses.

I know that's what a bidet is however I'm saying that if you're diet is that piss poor that you need to blast water up your ass to sufficiently remove the shit then thats a problem.

buddy not showering after shitting is exactly like not wiping. don't know how to get this through your skull.

>what if i shit at work and there's no shower
>what if i shit at work and they're out of toilet paper
you're a dirty, smelly fucker that's what

fucking americans

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>shit
>wipe with wetwipes and paper
>wipe until ass is completely clean

>hurr if you don't shower it's like you haven't even wiped!

Literally just went to the bathroom and wiped my ass hard with a wetwipe, literally nothing, in the shower I wash my ass but not until I'm back from work, in the morning I don't. Also asked my housemate if I smelled of shit or anything and he said I smell fine.

it's obvious every single one of your countrymen is coated in shit and you all think the smell of it is perfectly normal

sad

it looks like a normal shower head

It's almost like... theyre just npc's filling up space.

>dry wiping

Where did you get this fake news friendo? Have you ever not wiped your ass and felt the painful crusty shit back there? Why would anyone do that to themselves?

People laugh at the Japanese toilets, but they have water shooting up your ass for a reason.

Japanese toilets are also better for shitting. You weren't supposed to shit sitting down, you were supposed to squat.

Yes faggot. I can easily hold it until I need to go. It's so weird for me to see people that go to sit on the john despite not wanting to.

I can control it for the most part. I don't have any unexpected shits. I kinda know when they're coming.

you seem to have no knowledge of the surface qualities of the ass

I do the wiping with wet toilet paper part but just wet one side then fold it. everything else seems obsessive desu

I used to when I was a little kid but stopped when I got into high school like a civilized person

I spit onto the toilet paper and then wipe.

It works a lot better than running the paper under water, because spit is thick and sticky. Water just makes it fall apart. Spit really works.

imagine actually being an american
imagine being an ethnically ambiguous mutt among other ethnically ambiguous mutts
what race even is that thing in OPs pic
It's really fucking weird to me