LIST 5 THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY

1. pussy
2. pussy
3. pussy
4. pussy
5. pussy

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>rap music
>xxxtentacion
>lil peep
>kodak black/21 savage/metro boomin
>/fa/ black clothes

1 communism
2 ak's
3 vodka
4 tanks
5 chebureks

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>>cheese
>For white betas
perfectly good protein source. sure it's high fat & lacks b-6 and b-12 compared to milk, but casein isn't a bad cheese.
also i'm white anyway. cheese isn't "beta" i bet you eat pure muscle meat without gelatin/collagen, enjoy your shitty amino acid profile, faggot

>>pasta
>All carbs
not really the issue, yeah it's not healthy but i eat macaroni and cheese once a week sort of as a dessert item, post-workout. it's my favorite flavor, the cheese is just delicious and the pasta is a perfect vehicle. is it fattening? yes. most people eat grains, very few avoid carbs in general. even bodybuilders eat starch. fuck off, kike

>>salt
>The sodiumjew
oh i'm so sorry for consuming an ESSENTIAL FUCKING NUTRIENT. fuck off shill. NOTHING YOU SAY will make me stop loving mac n cheese

1. Carrots
2. Vidya with friends
3. Sunlight
4. Doing better than everyone else in classes
5. Caffeine

1. Post-rock
2. Numbers and statistics
3. Tennis
4. PC gaming and hardware
5. Anime

>1. Carrots
do you eat the raw carrot salad?

functionalps.com/blog/2012/09/28/ray-peat-phd-on-the-benefits-of-the-raw-carrot/

>It takes a few days for the intestine to adjust to raw carrot, but the indigestible fiber is very protective for the intestine. Boiled bamboo shoots, which are also mostly indigestible, have a similar effect. These fibers prevent the reabsorption of estrogen in the intestine, and can shift the balance away from cortisol and estrogen, toward progesterone and thyroid, in just a few days of regular use. Oatmeal and potatoes do provide fiber, but they are good food for bacteria, and bacterial endotoxin is usually the basic problem causing hormone imbalance, by being a chronic burden for the liver, keeping it from storing enough sugar to process thyroid and the other hormones effectively.
>Appetizing foods stimulate the digestive secretions, but it?s important to avoid foods that directly trigger an inflammatory reaction, or that are indigestible and as a result support harmful bacterial growth. Cellulose can accelerate transit through the intestine and lower estrogen systemically(partly by simply preventing the reabsorption of estrogen that has been secreted by the bile), but the lignans found in many seeds and grains tend to promote inflammation. Raw carrots, for example, lower estrogen, while flax meal can increase it. Constipation or diarrhea, or their alternation, usually develops when there is inflammation in the bowel. A laxative can sometimes reduce the inflammation, but it's important to identify the foods that contribute to the problem. A salad of shredded carrot, with oil and vinegar dressing, has a germicidal action, and is stimulating to the digestive processes. Most salad vegetables, though, are likely to produce intestinal irritation, directly or as a result of bacterial decomposition.

1. vidya
2. anime
3. Jow Forums, helps me cope that im not he only mega looser in life
4. hentai
5. food

1. Animals
2. Nature
3. Hiking alone
4. Rain
5. Cute girls

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1.Scotch
2.Vodka
3.Rum
4.Wine
5.Beer

>qt gf
>hiking/camping
>smoking weed
>hard video games
>bbw porn
You can tell a lot about a person from this.

cheese and pasta have opioids
so they are literally addictive

Yeah I can't tell you're a normalfag supreme and need to fuck off

1. Music
2. Donald Trump
3. Movies
4. Working Out
5. Making money

1. Apple Bloom
2. Rena Ryugu
3. animals
4. vidya
5. hiking

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>donald trump
he's kinda cute sometimes in a grandpa way but not sure id put him on my top 5 things

>ur mum
>ur sis
>ur aunt
>ur first grade teacher
>ur gf

>power
>money
>money
>money
>more money

I like Trump cause he's destroying the US and it's hilarious

nothing really makes me ecstatic.

>Food
>A good hentai game
>Money
>music
>anime

No other list is so all encompassing

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1. being alone after being around people
2. early morning/night walks through the forest during work days when I have free time
3. music
4. Friday evenings
5. females suffering

1 God
2 Cigars
3 UFC
4 Horror movies
5 Video Games

>he thinks you get to leave when you become a cyborg
Good one. user, after a decade though even when you break free you're still trapped here.

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1. Hopes and dreams
2. normies suffering
3. music
4. vidya sometimes
5. sips

1. Quesadillas
2. Mountain Dew
3. Pokemon
4. Furry Porn
5. Anime

1. Tasty food. I don't eat anything tasty anymore because I want to lose some weight
2, Video games a few years ago. They don't do shit anymore.
3.
4.
5.

I just usually eat carrots raw, I don't know about the salad part.
I just really, really like carrots. Sometimes if I eat enough of them, it makes my brain feel amazing.

medication
painting
music
ice cream
hating you fucks

1. Video games that make me feel smart and cool
2. Cooking simple things for myself
3. Hanging out with someone who makes me feel comfy
4. Watching movies
5. Cute people

>hating you fucks

is that why you come here? Because you love to hate us?

Kill babies
Kill adults
Kill animals
Burn forests
Shit on food

1. monster
2. energy
3. zero
4. ultra
5. 500ml

1. Programming books
2. Being attractive to guys even though girls don't pay me a cent of attention (probably not gay though)
3. Doing 40 push-ups at a time (Jow Forumsbot)
4. My cat when she forgets to put her tongue back in her mouth
5. Any time I have more than 200$ in the bank

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L M A O G O O D O N E
M O N
A O E
O D

I just learned I benefit more from working less
Mexican food
Female hypocrisy
Raping women
Suicide

1. Sushi
2. Japan.
3. Anime
4. Manga
5. Gaming

He uses memes to support his argument, come on man, have some respect

1. Hearthstone
2. Animu
3. Strolling at night
4. Tinder (got nice results)
5. Food

1. my dog & all the animals in the world because i love animals
2. taco bell crunchwrap & burritos
3. love
4. anime & video games
5. books

my gun
my money
my niggas
my benis
traps

>his number 1 is a food
*snrk*BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

>Prog metal/Prog rock
>Guitar
>Running
>Vidya
>Horror films

>communism
kys

1. Andrew WK
2. Minecraft (rarely get to play)
3. Sweets (especially donuts)
4. Sound of Red-Winged Black Birds
5. Smell of fresh cut grass.

>1. electronic music
>2. forsen
>3. taco bell
>4. animals
>5. my intelligence

1. Making films
2. Getting good grades at uni
3. Listening to good music
4. Making gains
5. Playing Tetris

Nothing makes me happy. I always feeling like shit. I can only feel enjoyment but I'm never truly happy if that makes any sense

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1. Jogging at night
2. Frontend webdev
3. Noodling on my guitars
4. Sitting on my porch, drinking beer and stargazing while playing kalimba (super comfy)
5. Playing WoW on a coluracetam + micro 1p-lsd + nsi-189 stack

epic libatrd base style!

1. Old dragon toys that I collect
2. Those delicious energy /sip/s
3. Vidya games or my nice computer
4. Having an easy job as a cook for a small restaurant
5. A clean bedroom with freshly washed sheets

Don't worry robots, if even one small thing brings you happiness in this world you still have hope.

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Shitposting on Jow Forums.
Having people I like (platonically) saying nice things to me.
That feeling before u fall asleep.
Anime reaction images.
Cute things.

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>normies getting maimed or killed
>single mothers dying alone
>video games
>mass shootings
>porn

1. Maintaining my collection of friendships
2. Maintaining a steady growth of money retained
3. Talking.
4. Achieving things. (Great for schoolwork, bad for addictive things like video games which I don't let myself play anymore)
5. Sleeping

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1. kraft mac and cheese
2. michael jackson
3. getting sick since my mom takes care of me and tells me she loves me instead of calling me a waste of space
4. being alone
5. animal crossing

>the sound of wind rustling leaves
>nice asian restaurants
>dissociatives
>having a best friend I don't
>art films

>death
>better pc
>getting rid of sepression
>gf
>actual friends

>being alone
>animal crossing
please explain
you are never alone when you play animal crossing

Entertaining music that I can fantasize while listening to
Drawing something and it turning out right
Someone laughing when I try to tell a joke
Sitting in a dark room watching anime and playing vidya
Drinking cold Dr. Pepper

>cooking
>my partner
>my pet
>baths
>hiking

>metallurgy
>Guild Wars (1)
>Age of Empires 2
>power/symphonic metal
>bourbon

>anime
>books
>vidya games
>hentai pics
>loneliness

>weed
>tobacco
>liquor
>my friends on the other side of the world
>strolling

>video game
>wanking
>jackie ch
fuck

>he's destroying the US
i like him because he's deporting non-whites [double-digit IQ], and thus ensuring that future america will be less like a 3rd world country

>1. Tasty food. I don't eat anything tasty anymore because I want to lose some weight
this is stupid and you're probably doing it wrong, honestly

>I don't know about the salad part.
it's not a real "salad" you just take a grater and cut it into length-wise pieces, so it's like a shredded carrot.
then you add coconut oil, maybe olive oil and vinegar

it is super healthy for you, read the link if you truly love carrots you would understand the truth.

they are literally only useful for their fiber. cooking carrots is a total waste

>sqrt(2018)^2
>in a state of total anguish
>doesnt even smoke tobacco
ISHYGDDT

>>dissociatives
which? MXE is too expensive and i cant even find 3-meo anymore. wtf? DXE is crapish and DXM is.. bleh

Female feet
A challenging opponent in competitive smash bros (wii u)
My favorite songs
Sleep
Hanging out with my friends

1. Air conditioning
2. Sports
3. Family
4. Panda Express orange chicken
5. Cartoons

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Are you a girl
>taking a screenshot on an epic meme website and unironically supporting communism
Lole

1. my job, but only in the context that it will allow me to reach my ambition, and if I fail, all is lost.
That's literally it. Videogames haven't been fun in more than a decade. Anime have been unwatchable for the past half decade at least. Same with movies and tv shows. Virtually all other activities are pointless without people to do them with, or cost an arm and a leg just to see if you might enjoy them. Beside, anything productive just reminds me that nothing I do will ever matter because I'll be forever alone.

my guy

originaler

>anguished
>doesn't additionally smoke a substance that makes you chronically anguished
>that's a bad thing

>smoke a substance that makes you chronically anguished
lolwut? are you fucking stupid? you must have literally never smoked tobacco, idiot

"muh addiction" nope, sorry idiot. pipe smokers have longer average life spans than non-smokers, consistent with RCT's where smoking animals virtually always live longer.

tobacco has strong anti-depressive effects, which is why so many depressed people simply can not stop smoking... and why would they? quitters have the highest rate of lung cancer, since smoking cessation triggers these issues

1. Travelling (been to 30+ countries)
2. Reading
3. Playing/writing/recording music with my band
4. Lifting and MMA
5. Fat Persian cats like pic related

I really wish I was loved and in love. I hate being single, lonely, and continually unlucky.

Pic wouldn't link, but have some feline goodness

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Paid big tobacco employee detected. Guess you're getting desperate now that your jew brainwashing is faltering.

>Paid big tobacco employee detected
false. i pay $25 for a pound, it lasts me months. tobacco is retardedly cheap, it's a fucking leaf

conversely, you're clearly a diabolical jew who has invested in PATENTED smoking cessation gum, PATENTED patches, PATENTED vapes, etc

if you want to "follow the money" you're going to be looking at the anti-smoking propagandists

1.Nintendo
2. Rubiks Cubes
3. Arnold Schwarzenegger
4. Playing Ukulele
5. my Girlfriend

1. music
2. tobacco
3. coffee
4. orgasms
5. meat

alcohol
anime
2D porn
Trump
old videogames

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1.dogs
2.music
3.anime
4.Coca Cola
5.Cars

>pussy
>pussy
>pussy
>pussy

Off the top of my head
>pussy

t. lost virginity to a drunk whore 3 days ago

In no particular order
>good food
>music
>riding my bike
>hanging out with people
>weed

I like how I got over gaming, for the most part.

1. My Poncho
2. Not having to wear shoes
3. My hobby in fishkeeping
4. My cat
5. The few friends I still have

Thats pretty comfy user!
I think a lot about having a fish tank some day. How did you get into it?

1.my friends
2. my family
3. art
4. music
5. A GF IF I HAD ONE!