/britfeel/

PAFF!!!

The concentrated poo particles of eight years of sweaty fat arses spreads rapidly around the bus.

Yer fookin throat closes up as you inhale almost four hundred thousand farts at once.

You've been Brapped.

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i just fucking graduated from uni lads, cant find no jobs in my profession, i might settle for some warehouse sorter job cause I'm short of money and they pay decent

Wahheeyy fuckin nice one apu get in lad

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illegal to produce, not consume.

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then it'll be suicide september

GET OUTTA THERE APU, YOU'RE TOO PURE FOR THIS

I'd like to see some more introspective apus to use for reaction images and apus in famous photos. Like ones from the vietnam war and stuff.

ah you're that twazzock who kept moaning about his 2cb

Any lads go to Manchester Comicon?

All it did was make me depressed and want a cute gf and cool friends

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I have my license coming in the post.

why does everything from the 80s seem so cheesy and dated even compared to stuff older than it

Back from the shop lods, rain wasn't so bad.

Turns out if you buy a can of Monster energy you also get this other drink called Hydro for free.

Now time to order a pizza.

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Is there an August OP yet lads?

*CLINK!*

Doubtful of that, bet you haven't even left your mum's house in six weeks you loner waste of space

Yep, that's 50p in the larp jar.

Just downloaded a porn photo set and saw that the chick had a very visible ring of shit around her anus. It's put me off 3D porn for a while, fucking vile.

I can't wank to HD porn for this very reason

>He stills eats pizza as an adult

oh wickle baby want some fish finger? maybe little lad would like some chicken dippers too and some angel delight

Reminder that this is the nonce poster

Just want to be all snug and comfy in Tilde's bussy

reminder that Larp Hunter is a confirmed nonce

Imagine getting angry over pizza

just pissed for almost a minute straight lads

>Turns out if you buy a can of Monster energy you also get this other drink called Hydro for free.
30 year old boomer wanking over savings

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use this? oringal commento

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Why you named after a gay pedo god then?
youtube.com/watch?v=6rJLLV7U-XY

skeptically.org/literary/id12.html

bought a can of white monster last night because of the boomer meme

If only I was larping

You got any proof of that or are you, as I suspected, larping as a Nonce Hunter when you are a nonce yourself you sick fucking toby nonce cunt?

*clink!*

And? DM is a nonce

Any lads here ever tasted shit?
White monster is pretty close.

How do you know what shit tastes like

Fucking hell nobody is a nonce. I've not seen any evidence of noncery, even Jun doesn't go that far.

Is he the wrasslin rimworld fag who steals other peoples gimmicks?

this seems pretty nonce-ish if you ask me

Why wont DM post the chatlogs? What exactly was he saying to that vulnerable 15 year old tranny in care that he doesn't want the lads to see?

>Jun
Jun is a self admitted heb and pedo defender

Tried me own once out of curiosity lad

When I was just a little boy
I asked my chairman, what will I be
Will I plan airports
Will I drive trains
Here's what Xi said to me

Que Sera Sera
What ever will be will be
The future's not ours to see
Que Sera Sera
What will be will be

When I grew up, and got a job
I asked my chairman, what lies ahead
Will china rule now
For one hundred years
Here's what my chairman said

Que Sera Sera
What ever will be will be
The future's not ours to see
Que Sera Sera
What will be will be

Now I rule china on my own
He asks his chairman, what lies ahead
Will we land on Mars
And further still
I tell him tenderly

Que Sera Sera
What ever will be will be
The future's not ours to see
Que Sera Sera
What will be will be
Que Sera Sera

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We saw it. It was nothing that great, just him telling her not to self-harm and how to get help.

We've caught two people who admitted to using Brit/feel/ on Jow Forums in court proceedings.

youtu.be/UqFjrFnt5bo

This one is confirmed to have used this place to post between 2016-2017.

Can't believe I fell for the boomer/*sip* marketing campaign and bought some Monster 2 weeks ago. I feel ashamed of myself.

Yes. Interesting he stop posting wrestling now DM has left. Like he was only doing it so he could make him they were friends then turn on him. Now he's doing the cute apu edits to get close to people.

imagine if you had to suck a black man's willy lasd

HC posted the chatlogs and why would he post them so you can nit pick it for noncery which isn't there

30 seconds to solve this lads

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Cool. Then he wont mind posting them again for the lads who didn't see then.

>confirmed

Don't think so.

Anyone else feel smug when you notice an error in the subtitles on netflix? I do
An English character made reference to a Wispa bar but the subtitles said "whisper"

youtu.be/_h_haiTiWaY

And this one used this place too.

We have this all the time ffs you've been answered over and over.

He demanded that HC delete the chatlogs as soon as he saw them minutes later via Discord. Let's not forget that important bit of the story

Makes me irrationally angry lad

done it a few times, one of them throat fucked me and spunked right down my throat, hottest hookup i've had

He doesn't need to. This is all from a baseless rumour a certain someone started after feeling jilted.

they always get it wrong on british programmes. like completely different words than what is actually said

I can't help but feel a bit sorry for the lad in that video but i suppose he got what he deserves

I'd cancel my subscription desu, wont stand for that.

DM isn't a nonce..you just have to take my word for it

I was the britfeel rimworld fag notice he started doing it after I posted about the game.

Seems like some summerfag trying to fit in

I have noticed a few spelling mistakes in my criminology book.

Do you think that Jow Forums shut down because of that paedo who was posting this morning?

how about this?

cheers lad. might do this and the execution of nguyen loac or whatever his name was

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Imagine being an American retard (probably a thot) getting paid for this... and then telling everyone that you're really good at understanding British accents. Boils my blood, so it does.

>work nights
>no friends, they're all 60 year old boomers who only like soccer, gambling or are women busy with grandchildren
>work, eat, lift, play video games
>only thing I look forward to is cosplaying and going to conventions
>depressed as fuck the day after the con

Should I join a meetup group? theres this one where people just play board games all night in a bar, which sounds like my kind of shit, I could play a 6 hour game of monopoly if there was anyone autistic enough to want to participate.

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Don't get the point of the white monster, might as well just get the blue one. It's just a low sugar monster that tastes like the green one

if i was him i'd at least try and run

If there were a /britfeel/ police force they'd have raided DM's house and took away his laptop for examination. He's a nonce, lad

im bad for laughing at this

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I didn't want to mention it because I don't want to put /britfeel/ at risk, but yes. The talk in the IRC channel was all about that. Apparently one of the UK mods reported it to the police and they froze the site so that data could be collected on him.

I used to go to a DnD group until they started letting women in.
One fucked half of the men on the table and split the group up almost permanently.

The nonce nest is lying about reading the chatlogs again

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That's a good 'un. Ignore the haters in the thread. You are making me laugh at least.

>soccer

fuck off yank, go get shot

What you on about?
Because HC dumped abunch of private messages without even asking for permission the shit stirring bitch, only newfags believe you btw

can i get a quick rundown on this morning please

Izzat Morrissey?

What was he posting? In /britfeel/?

>What you on about?
replied to the wrong poster sorry lad #TeamDM

What happened to HC? Is anyone still in touch with her?

Anyone with a brain believes me. Why would a 30 something year old man talk to a vulnerable 15 year old tranny on Discord? Bit strange, if you ask me

Sounds like you're salty she didn't shag you lad

i did it. 4 years after first posting here. I'm now in shape, have lost my virginity and have a girlfriend. It can change.

I've got a GF.
Fact is, women destroy these kinds of groups.

I wouldn't want to have to say I caught an STD from playing D&D. Best swerving that mate.

can't turn on someone you're not friends with mate. Also, I post enjis, peach salivas, apus, wrestling, and without images yknow lad

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>#TeamDM

#NonceNest

Fixed

Someone said he got molested when he was a child and an user posted some really sick shit in reply. I don't want to repeat what he was saying but it would definitely be illegal under the malicious communications act and might violate some obscenity/child porn laws too.

LarpHunter. Have a look at this, lad

Found out I'm living with just girls next year lads. Lived with girls before but I've at least had a couple lads living with us as well, going to have to venture out to make mates this time. On the bright side all the rooms are en-suite, girls are fucking terrible for keeping bathroms tidy

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But the real question is are you a nonce?

let me guess, no archive link exists and nobody else will remember except for when you samefag?

nice try