>Come home early
>See this in your bed
Wat do?
Come home early
grab the gun off my wall and shoot the person who broke into my home.
Well he's not black so kick him out, but if he was I would rim him and make him nut on my face
*poke*
hehehehehehehhehehehhehe
Let him sleep.
Bro's obviously had a rough day.
tie him down, duct tape mouth, and begin insertion
Mire him for a bit, maybe take a few photos and make a thread about it on Jow Forums, and then phone the police.
Plunder that treasure
I see you're still asleep *sips beer*
call the police and unzip my axe just in case
grab the lube and have some fun
Seems like he has had a rough day, I'd make him some dinner and let him spend the night if he wanted.
I'd try to get his number too but Id probably chicken out.
Also id take some photos to look at later and smell the sheets.
Further develop the idea that there is literally no reason why a woman would ever settle for me
> Grab him
> Make him face me
> Guy have a sleep boner
> Looks terrified as he wasn't expecting
> Sweet smell of manly sweatand musk
> His dick is so hard and good looking
> I get down on him
> Start sucking his dirty cock
> The taste is strong
> Like manly meat with old cum fragrance
> I take more
> I like to suck that dick but I'm not gay ?
> Immediately stop
> Wtf Am I doing ?
> I put off my pants
> Grab lubricant on the shelf
> Put some on his dick and some on my asshole
> I sit on his still rock hard cock
> He moans a manly moan
> I feel his long hard shaft in my behind
> It rip my asshole
> It's so painful
> But I like it
> Please I've been naughty destroy my ass with your strengh
> The strengh of your strong penis
> He finally cums
> I'm filled with manly juice
> I shit the sperm in my hands and start lo lick it
> At some point the dude get scared and try to run
> I catch him and rape his asshole
> Who's the strongest now asshole
please dont post gay shit with akkos face attached, thanks
Stab him in the asshole as hard as I can with the spear I have on my wall.
>"mom must've rode brother Chad to exhaustion again"
What are those pink things in the back?
Suck him off. Shoot him. Then give myself a black eye. Then call cops.
open my legs like a good girl and let him impregnate me
But I'm sure akko supports gay relationships!
Would smash his booty
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I softly wake him up and ask how it happened. I try to comfort him and tell him that I wont call a police if he dates me
autistic vases
Lie face down in his ass to snort up any braps
Unironically and legally this