there are anons among us who were born after 2000 NOOOO NOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anons born after 2000
Samuel James
Juan Morgan
>it's now legal to fuck girls who were born in 2000
Asher Thomas
PEOPLE BORN AFTER 2000 AREN'T PEOPLE AAAAAAAAAA
Noah Kelly
>Tfw born in 1999
Haha hi fellow boomers
Oliver Ortiz
>Born in 1999.
Haha u bitches ain't got shit on me.
Josiah Edwards
>kids born 2000- 2005 have more life experience than you
Ryder Rogers
Yup BOOMER USA
Hunter Parker
>There are people born in 2002 who aren't virgins and you are.
Jose Brown
Howdy, I'm an 18 year old Gen-Z'r born in 2000. I can't remember 9/11, and my first awareness of politics came about under Obama. I've had 3 girlfriends and am currently dating a fourth, have not had sex but have had hand jobs and motorboated something fierce. Don't want sex till marriage, so I'm cool with it. Currently working at a nonspecified amusement location as a food service worker.
Carson Garcia
Am also desperately hoping not to ruin my life, and yet continue shitposting instead of writing my college application essays. Anons plz help.
Jordan Reed
>Be me in june
>Working a double shift on 18th birthday
>Don't ask for the day off because no freinds
>This way I can say what I did for my birthday without autistic lying and turning red
>wageslave all day in the hot sun
>Nobody cares except qt mixed girl
>Get hugs
>Go home and play runescape
>Parents mad
>Get fired anyway
Currently in my sister's car pretending to look for jobs
Josiah King
It's legal to fuck girls born in 2004 here, step up your game beta cuck boy
Jordan Gonzalez
Feb 14 2000 fag reporting in.
Dylan Lee
Sometimes cant help but laugh
Ha
Hudson Perez
Why did you get fired and why are your parents mad?
Connor Peterson
Getting older is too fucking surreal. It's like these alien creatures start to appear within society that will eventually have no way to relate to your life experiences.
>tfw in 10 years people born in 2008 will be 20
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jason Perry
>Junior High School students don't remember Bush's presidency
>There are people in high school who are taught 9/11 as an actual historical event as they were born after it and they have to use stuff like newspapers and video clips to piece together the history, like you used to do with various events in history class
>There are people in college who don't remember 9/11 at all
>There are people in their final year of college who barely remember 9/11
Aaron Smith
>there are people born in 2006 who aren't virgins and we are
John Wright
Long story short my boss is a jew and told me he needed his "top guys" right now, so I assumed he meant there were too many busboys. But, he hired some mexican kitchen workers son like a month after me and there were some jewish kids that came back to work during the busy season. It seems I got played and jewed, I fantasize about calling ICE on that shithole constantly.
Hudson Nguyen
Oh yeah also my parents were mad that I worked during my birthday instead of spending another depressing dinner with just me and them.
James Edwards
Only call ICE if you know beyond a shadow of a doubt there are actual illegals there, man.
Carson Miller
>Nostalgia thread
>Someone talked about their first Pokemon game, Diamond and Pearl
>Bunch of people replied with underage b&
>Person revealed that they're in their 20s
>Everyone does the math and realise that its true and starts freaking out
>This was a year or so ago
>Starting to realise as I'm typing this there are probably people here who say Pokemon Black and White was their childhood or even their first Pokemon game, and they'd not be an underage b&
Thomas Flores
You guys are even more fucked than us millennials.
Kayden Foster
What does this mean for non faggots