Alright Fembots its that time again what does a robot gotta do to date you

>tfw no gf to overdose on nembutal with as we fall into a forever sleep of peace
IT'S NOT FAIR

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>doesn't hate women for being women
But women being women is despicable.

None of these posters are actual girls, you desperate fuckwits.

>fem"""""""bots"""""""
Can't date things that don't exist, silly OP

Op here, holy shit you guys are still popping off

Femanon I'd take you up on that offer

This style seems wild
Wait before you treat me like a stepchild
Let me tell you why they got me on file
'Cause I give you what you lack
Come right and exact
Our status is the saddest
So I care where you at, black
And at home I got a call from Tony Rome
The FBI was tappin' my telephone
I never live alone
I never walk alone
My posses always ready, and they're waitin' in my zone
Although I live the life that of a resident
But I be knowin' the scheme that of the president
Tappin' my phone whose crews abused
I stand accused of doing harm
'Cause I'm louder than a bomb
C'mon c'mon louder

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I am the rock hard trooper
To the bone, the bone, the bone
Full grown, consider me, stone
Once again and
I say it for you to know
The troop is always ready, I yell 'geronimo'
Your CIA, you see I ain't kiddin'
Both King and X they got ridda' both
A story untold, true, but unknown
Professor Griff knows,
"I ain't no toast"
And not the braggin' or boastin' and plus
It ain't no secret why they're tappin' my phone, although
I can't keep it a secret
So I decided to kick it, yo
And yes it weighs a ton
I say it once again
I'm called the enemy, I'll never be a friend
Of those with closed minds, don't know I'm rapid
The way that I rap it
Is makin' 'em tap it, yeah
Never servin 'em well, 'cause I'm an un-Tom
It's no secret at all
Cause I'm louder than a bomb

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Cold holdin' the load
The burden breakin' the mold
I ain't lyin' denyin', 'cause they're checkin' my code
Am I buggin' 'cause they're buggin' my phone, for information
No tellin' who's sellin' out, power buildin' the nation so,
Joinin' the set, the point blank target
Every brothers inside, so least not, you forget, no
Takin' the blame is not a waste, here taste
A bit of the song so you can never be wrong
Just a bit of advice, 'cause we be payin' the price
'Cause every brother mans life
Is like swingin' the dice, right?
Here it is, once again this is
The brother to brother
The Terminator, the cutter
Goin' on an' on, leave alone the grown
Get it straight in '88, an' I'll troop it to demonstrate
The posse always ready, 98 at 98
My posse come quick, because my posse got velocity
Tappin' my phone, they never leave me alone
I'm even lethal when I'm unarmed
'Cause I'm louder than a bomb
'Cause the D is for dangerous
You can come and get some of this
I teach and speak
So when its spoke, it's no joke
The voice of choice
The place shakes with bass
Called one for the treble
The rhythm is the rebel
Here's a funky rhyme that they're tappin' on
Just thinkin' I'm breakin' the beats I'm rappin' on
CIA FBI
All they tell us is lies
And when I say it they get alarmed
'Cause I'm louder than a bomb

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>Louder than a bomb
Nice

you have to let me peg you

>doesn't hate women for being women
what are you saying that anything women do is excusable?

I'm so desperate for a bf anyone will do

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be my type but also approach me in real life unsolicited

bullshit, you'd ghost me on sight

Then be my girlfriend, please I'm begging you

Don't be too hard on yourself, user

We are dating

What's your contact? I don't wanna lose my gf

only if you look like futaba

desperate to the point where i promised to kill myself at 30 if i've still never dated - currently 18, 12 years left, bring it on

i'd like a friendship first though, for a few weeks, preferably online, then when we meet you can just raw me, honestly

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Welp lets be friends then

Desperate at 18? I know a girl with a death pact but she wanted to die at 50 no matter what.
Why are you so desperate?

nothing like her, sad.

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robots don't realize girls get bullied for being a virgin too

Could you cosplay and I could pretend?

>then when we meet you can just raw me
Would you be a good mother, fembot?

there are no fembots and if you disagree you should kill yourself

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Dude, I did not start hitting my prime with women until I was like 22. Nothing really changed physically, just started shooting and being honest with my feelings and doors just opened up

>there are no fembots
how do you explain me

my moms been a sugar baby since my dad had a stroke in 09'

dating a non stop stream of men since then and i accidentally convinced myself i was becoming a disabled burden as i got older

seeing it every day hurts

absolutely as long as theres only 1 at a time

DATE ME DATE ME DATE
if you don't you're not a real fembot

You have to actually ask. Being around us all the time and pretending to be our friends. Isn't the same as asking out on a date.

There was one fembot on here that was really into Peter Sotos. I miss chatting with her, she was really nice. It's difficult to find people into that sort of stuff in a non fucked up kinda way.

hmm only if you promise to suck my dick

L M A O
M
A
O

Come on now

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>just started shooting
At who?

Asking out someone online is pretty fucking gay though right? They've gotta know you in person.

I could never be as cute as her. I'm ready to disappoint you.

>i accidentally convinced myself i was becoming a disabled burden as i got older

lol wut

Where are you from and what do you weigh?

>Asking out someone online is pretty fucking gay though right? They've gotta know you in person.
I mean how would that ever work? How would we date if we live in different cities?

east coast

i think 250, but im tall

unless you're a literal amazon at 7' with giant tits n ass, that's unhealthy.

Literally any woman who I was vaguely attracted to I would ask out. The earlier you get desensitized to rejection the better, honestly helped me in other aspects of life.

Oh I thought you meant with a gun

Where on east coast? I'm prob far more attractive than anyone else in this thread. The caveat is I'd only want a quick BJ. Is that a fair deal foryou?

>asking out someone online
i never understood people who do this. can you really fall in love with someone when you haven't even felt their presence yet

Alright Fembots its that time again what does a robot gotta do to breed you

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Robots dont want an ugly girl to begin with.

they have to marry me first

this has been proven false over and over again

k, how's friday? I'll supply the wedding dress.

Alright Fembots its that time again what does a robot gotta do to marry you

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youre right. Robots could maybe settle for an ugly white girl, but they would be repulsed by the sight of an ugly ethnic girl and would want to have nothing to do with her.

>has DDs
>is a coon

im trying to lose weight but depression kinda glues me to a bed or to my compy screen all day but im seing a therapist and i recently made a break through and started to enjoy things again so i guess thats the one thing thats healthy for me

i'll do it if you're within driving distance

post DDs pls. would fap.

My details are attached. Now tell me about you and why you think you're marriage material.

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I 'd bang an ethnic girl but I wouldn't make babies with her.

You guys are pretty sad, you want a gf when none of you deserve one.

There are highways all over america, everything is within driving distance.

I'd make babies with an ethnic girl but 250lbs? That's BJ only territory.

i fit everything on your chart except i'm not attracted to you physically sorry teehee

Of course Ruri. You're 2D. You and I are on a different plane. Our love was never meant to be.

the OP said dating not hookups. I dont want to be used for my body.
wrong person user. Im the opposite of a landwhale

any skinny fembots from ny want a skinny bf from ny please say yes please please please

Youre not getting a BJ here go back to /soc/ or ribbit normie

I got excited until I remembered I'm a landwhale oops

I am by no means skinny but I would like a skinny bf

Where are you located then? If you don't want to be used for your body, tell me your 5 year plan, how many previous partners you've had, and how good of a mother you would be.

what do you like to listen to?
I am up for doing this if you are
Sure, what is your discord?

>ywn be cute boyfriend for a girl
It'd be easy if i just left the house. Oh well.

sure if you like redheads

normal weight is fine too pls be my gf

can you be my gf and roleplay as ygritte PLEASE

>"deserve"
Damn, you are one disgusting pussyslave.

>normal
Not that either. Still interested tho

>ygritte
oh hey what do you know. people compare me to her all the time

people say i look like jon a bit. actually they don't but that would be neat

>Chad ignoring the fat fembots
o i am laffin

I just wish a girl would appreciate my Hooni looks. All the attention i ever get are from guys.

i dont like big girls srry

what are you attracted to?
oriogiogn

I'm too self-conscious so I only ask for contact if I see someone post their ideals that describe me. I've been ignored every time

Its okay user Im sure any fembot would be lucky to nab you ;_;

yea i know im really awesome

well we are very far far away from each other so I dont think any time of relationship between us will work out in end, especially long term.
I am a KHHV
And I have no purpose in starting a family. Sorry desu

who here /nyc/?
plsgo west coasters

which borough.

PLEASE be a trans girl