I present to you, The Neet

i present to you, The Neet.

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10/10
Incredible
A contemporary classic
A true Tour de Force

>NEETs answering the door
no

i'm moving into a new apartment next month
will this happen to me??

>NEETs playing nintendo
this is some shit

NEETS love Nintendo! Bing boing wahoo yippe! It'sa me a Mario!

nintendonion bugmen are not neets

NEETs play multiplayer, anime and grand strategy games

>girl just opens the door herself
wtf

>NEETs play multiplayer
no

t. normalnigger.
don't be back.

>normalnigger.
no
>don't be back
no

>NEETs play anime

>that 20 year old boomer who thinks anime is a video game

I made it more accurate

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I don't know if there's anything more recent but TF2's a NEET magnet

I hate the smug neet's defecation on our boards as much as the next guy, but this comic is a pile of shit and you should feel bad about it.

Dont act like you've never played a game just because it was anime styled

Too busy playing with my BWC for that nonsense

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>no free time
>playing vidya

user...

if wagies had no free time they couldn't post on Jow Forums, but they're always complaining about having no time to enjoy things with their money

I like to think they post from their faggot phones when they go to the restroom . Thats their free time and nothing else.

most wagies have 6+ hours of free time a day, but they're too stressed to do anything with it

>stressed from flipping patty's

wew lad i am laffin

you're not white
you have the same skintone as me and im only half white

>NEETS love Nintendo!
Not really. Its what you play when there a fat girl around. Bitches love Mario Kart.

A daring synthesis, if I do say so myself!

>I like to think they post from their faggot phones when they go to the restroom
Just because I am doing that right now doesnt mean youre right


I-ITS COMFY ON THE DUNNY! YEAH!

Please dont tell on me

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When I was a NEET I decided to try and establish myself in NEET circles (mumble servers, Skype groups, tons of IRCs) and it was honestly the best thing I've ever done.

After getting to know these people, making friends with them, confiding in them and being confided to I was able to understand that it was an unfulfilling life that would end in either suicide or homelessness.

The vast majority of them would be on the streets within weeks of their parents passing/social security collapsing. They would probably be dead not soon after. Some of them are still my friends and it's hard not to send them money or buy them stuff, but if I were to do that I would be hurting them in the same way as everyone else in their lives is. Having them turn against me not when i got a job, but when i wouldn't buy them things Is another big reason why I only remain friends with a couple of them.

I used to hate NEETs and had a good time bashing them, but i just have too much insight to ignore that they're not just smarmy pricks with infinite neet-bux. They're damaged individuals who have to figure out how to make it by on an income of less than 500$ a month.

>he sits in the toilet for too long
Be careful, your asshole might give and you'll end up with your insides out.

but user this literally never happens

>your asshole might give and you'll end up with your insides out.
What the fuck? Maybe if you shove dragondildos up there all day and wear it out, maybe.

You know the sphincter is a mussel, right?

>mussel
Your brain is a fucking mussel

cool blog fagget

This could be a meme format

>implying girls walk up and talk to me

>The neet
>play vidya
>watch anime
>start to lose interest in everything
>do nothing all day every day
>spend time here
the end.

Welcome to the NHK storyline
Except for the last bit basically, mc doesnt really complain