Christian Discord

In this server we do not allow degenerates.
-No Homosexuals or Bisexuals
-Only chaste women
-No flirting
-Be forgiving
-You must participate in some of our daily prayers
-No swearing
-Server muted on every Sunday
-A livestream of church masses will be hosted on Rabbit and you are required to join once a week
-Atheists and non-believers will be banned on sight

neWUmyR

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Great server, really helped me get my life on track.

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Tbh why should I participate in your discord prayers and masses when I do that irl

So you don't have to leave home and enjoy the comforts of NEET life even more

I like bread and christian bread.

You're welcome fellow Christian

Jesus is and was always an effeminate straight guy.

Take that back heathen

bumpixeryu

Small, kinda slow server with active regulars and semi-active lurkers. Everyone welcome, come by and chat for a bit. Loving Jesus possible, but not a requirement.

>RBxBBh8

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We need some regulars here in my new server. If you're looking for a new main you could try mine.

/VS8kRsE

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>recruits for a christian discord on one of the most degenerate corners of the internet

godspeed OP

Nothing new there:

biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew 22&version=NIV

I think OP could learn from this too.

Thank you for your encouragement
It is appreciated

>Banning homosexuals and bisexuals
>Casting out your brothers instead of welcoming them so all can grow in Christ.
Shameful.

Yeah I still don't get that story
>Be me
>No friends caused I burned a city
>Invite anybody and everybody
>People show up
>One guy didn't bring wedding clothes, might not have been able to afford it. Might have been dragged along by a friend
>Gets thrown outside because he wasn't chosen
>Even though he showed up at the friendless losers party

Always makes God seem way to self centered and pretentious for me.

shut up faggot, if you are a degenerate like that you already reject him

Thought I would spice up the thread real quick. Have fun anons.

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warning to anyone interested in joining: I don't believe this is a good place for you to cultivate Christian fellowship. There are many atheists and muslims being let free to troll and criticize christianity and be edgy...

You naughty little islamophobe.

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Next time you should show your breasts on chat and maybe we will be more tolerant of your evil christian faith.

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The "The Parable of the Wedding Banquet" is now one of my favorite passages. Thank you.

fuck off u just mad da skeptics pwnd you in 2000s
>and right wing christians still butthurt

I am Jesus, so i can not do that, sorry. Just how it is bruh.

It's just an online space. It's not like you're entering a dangerous territory to proselytize in a physical space.
Be tough for Jesus.

Are protestants welcome?

No fuck off Protestant nigger. Only those faithful to the true Catholic church are welcome. Aka, those not destined for hell fire such as Martin Luther and John Lennon.

Good reply but not entirely correct.

Filthy Germanic. You do not serve the true god you motherfucker. Eat shit.

good attitude but you missed me completely also bavaria is catholic and so is most of austria

Blow it out your ass heretic. Bow down to the pope of the Catholic faith or gtfo Protestant nigger.

the server is ran by catholics so I'm not sure

Can you niggers stop spamming heretic garbage on our sever. Jesus fucking Christ have mercy on you all.

>pope
>what is sedevacantism
>what is sedeprivationism
you picked the wrong time period to be an ultramonist

you mean novus ordo cucktholics or katholikos?

Piss off troll. You need to stop spamming shit on our sever. Fuck off already.

are you american by any chance? that would explain it

I swear to Christ our lord and savior you will be tossed into the hell fire for your abhorrent behavior you nigger.

>the server is ran by child molesters

FTFY

you're not swearing shit you modernist piece of shit fuck outta here

Don't take the lord's name in vain. You double nigger.

Ypu probably suck dicks for cash Nigger. God and Jesus and Mary hate faggots like you.

am i boeing trolled

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Jesus loves homosexuals.

Not true by the way dumbfuck nigger

All who have faith in Christ will be saved. Including homosexuals. Jesus loves all his followers. Even the sinners.

You triple nigger.

You quadruple nigger

This is your mind on modernist cucktholicism.

Ho ho! My trips don't lie. You're indeed a triple nigger.

And a quintuple nigger.

Papa Benedict knows best. Even good atheists will go to heaven.

>All Christians Are Cucks
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>All Christians are Cucks #2
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>All Christians are Cucks #3
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>All Christians are Cucks #4
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>All Christians are Cucks #5
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>Cucktianity: What Is A Covenant
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>Cuck Identity
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>Cuck Identity #2
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>Indoctrination
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>Synagogue of Satan debunked
youtu.be/pfvd9JsEG-4

may as well shill an actual small R9K discord.
we dont judge anyone for what they like except if tehy are trannys,

/hg69KY

>>One guy didn't bring wedding clothes
>didn't bring

I've heard the custom back then was to supply clothing on entry so in this case he refused to wear it.

fuck off with your kike garbage

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