Gate keeper thread, keep addint to it

fuck off chads i mustered up all my strength and gbp to get past the captcha

Sounds like a normalfag to me. Agreeing to not be a robot and all. Only those passcucks are proper robots.
>having to pay to post on a mongolian swindling forum
the true robot symbol.

Social ineptitude is a plus, not a requirement in this club.

Your identity is not even viewable to other posters unless hiroshimoot is posting here himself. Given that there's no image or reputation behind your post, everyone's posts are equal to their wit rather than their dumb sheepvote status. You literally shouldn't have a problem with posting on a Finnish welding forum.

>not a requirement
Sounds like you're more of a cyborg or failed norman. Proper robots can barely if at all interact with anyone other robots included.

I had my pp is 5 woman and 2 of them where not paid whores.
I never had a a proper GF...
I only had sex because I was really lucky at right place and time or paid a whore.

But I am a robot, I never go outside...
want to KMS daily ect.

This is a good list but I feel taht if you arent mentally ill you cant be a robot as just being ugly doesnt matter.

Hi fren, we meet again.
what part is a larp man holy shit...
Why do I take the bait from you.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You definitely cant be a robot if you
>have a GF
>are not NEET or HIKKI
>have IRL friends
>are not mentally ill
>are a female roastie
>are not suicidal

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>had sex
>thinks they're a robot
nope. failed normal at absolute worst.

everyone knows you larp fuck off normalfag

I've met well versed people that were living alone into their forties, I think that chief among the expectations shouldn't be your ability to order a sandwich, it would probably have to do with people having friends or even acquaintances.

(Well yeah I scored as a cyborg the last time I did that dreadful math problem of a post but my life has gone downhill ever since, I've reached somewhat of a plateau)

>You can't be a robot if you're white
orig

i have literally never seen any person on this board beat me out in the Robot Olympics
i'm White, eat shit
you have to be human to devolve into a Robot

>had sex
Yeah some fat ham planet 15yo, it was regrettable, was my first time and gross...
hookers dont count also
>failed normal at absolute worst.
Im Hikki with bad mental health issues man.
whatever man, tell me why you qualify more than me.

how do I larp man, you seen my screen shots from reddit years ago with people calling me out for playing so much BF4 as I am just at home on NEETbux.. you claim I am normie lel.
explain to me how I am normie man, just because your an incel that couldnt get laid.

>he thinks sticking your dick in a disgusting roast hole means anything
OMEGALOL

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Hey man point is that you had intercourse and someone actually wanted to interact with you let alone shag you. That's more than enough to qualify as cyborg or failed normal at the very lowest. Hikki = / = robot necessarily.

>believes he'd be happy and a fitting part of normie society if only some slut would offer him sex
>thinks this desire is the defining trait of a robot
Yuck, failed normies. See, my usage of that term is based on someone having a normalfag's dreams and mindset but failing to reach it. Not being hideous and stupid doesn't make someone a failed normal.

>doesn't masturbate exclusively to their waifu
>has different musical taste than me
>can remember a good dream from the past couple of months
>has ever replied to me impolitely
Everyone except for me GET OUT. You're not a fucking robot.

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slinging insults like incel is what normalfags do, larper. also posting 2d all the time is so tryhard. its something you obviously do to reinforce your bad larping

BF4 is a normalfaggots game. sorry dude

>just because your an incel that couldnt get laid.

Calling people real robots just proves you are a fake

>you cant be a robot if youre not third culture
Tbh us third culture folks are ubermench tho yall normies will never understand.

Wow I had sex many years ago as I was lucky.
I actually regret having sex.
"incels" think taht having sex will change anything..mega wrong

>slinging insults like incel is what normalfags do, larper. also posting 2d all the time is so tryhard. its something you obviously do to reinforce your bad larping

How do I larp? I like 2D so tahts why I post it..
dont tell me you fap to roasties like a normal fag.
>implying real robots are incels

what????
I used to be #1 in the world for BF1 kills as well, and then depression took all joy of gaming, so normal fag !!!

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if you haven't spilled piss on your bed before, you're not a Robot
t. doing the laundry

Lmao normie OP btfo by true robots.

Why take pride in being a loser?

Its what nomalfags do, like girls who pretend to have anxiety. OP is a prime example of this

because your plebness offends me

how am I a normie man I dont even go outside holy shit.
I get sick when I talk to people IRL and I cant even check my emails and get afraid of making them if I have to.

>Just prove I am a normie for any reason otehr than not being a virgin
I havent been BTFO at all... you are just a bully

>Why take pride in being a loser?
I dont I just think normal fags should fuck off from R9K.
I want to see only feelz talk and NEET and Hikki discussions here.
you are just a bully man

I don't have too much experience with people doing this. Do they act like failures to their parents as well? How are they not ashamed? Do they think failure makes you special or something?
I'm a shutin, but I'm ashamed of it, not proud. I'm too weak to cope with the outside world and am a burden because of it. I don't see how people romanticize that.

>I'm a shutin, but I'm ashamed of it, not proud.
Same here user... it is embarrassing

Yes, they think it makes them special snowflakes. theyre too self absorbed to feel shame. I dunno if theur parents are aware but they certainly make it known everywhere else.

>I'm too weak to cope with the outside world
i'm too crazy to care
t. KHHV Schizo
>I don't see how people romanticize that.
delusion and or hedonism

dude youre such a tryhard. not going out for a day doesnt make you a hikkineet

so how many years of not going outside?
I have been one for a long time.

why do you keep bullying me

>I like 2D so tahts why I post it..
Everyone knows you only post it to cover up that you are an actual pedophile as well, so stop larping already.

If you don't fap to cp, you're not a robot.

i love consensual penetration

>post anime girls
>get called a pedo

And you call me a normal fag...
>you only post it to cover up that you are an actual pedophile
ahhahahahha,omg man.
if I was an actual pedo I wouldnt tell anyone thats for sure lel, but I am not.

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If you're not an over 21 year old kissless hugless handholdless virgin with no friends then you are not a robot.

ayyy, i'm a Robot
whaddup

>if I was an actual pedo I wouldnt tell anyone thats for sure lel, but I am not.
Everyone also knows you are a retarded larper, so there you go.

like i said, you are a tryhard. its not bullying if its true that you are only pretending to be a robot/hikki

TFW not being virgin gets you bullied by robots...

Who is everyone?
how do I larp and what about.

Just say what I larp about

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How do I pretend to be a hikki man.
I showed you I had #1 in world kills in BF1.
only way to get that is by being a hikki you dumbass

>get more kills than anyone in the world in a huge AAA game
>have to spend every waking hour for over a year and a half to do this.

NOT A HIKKI LEL

its a game for normalfags. literally something a normalfag can do in a week. why do you keep using a normalfag game as a badge of honor lmao, thats tryhard as shit for real

>takes a week to become #1 in world for kills in BF1

how brainlet are you desu?

If he were a brainlet he'd be better at mindless shooters silly.

cope harder, larper.

Does internet friend counts ?

I odnt need to cope for shit
no they dont count butt hey can be friends...my gaming friend I chatted to all day for years ditched me after alt right fags sperged about me being a lolicon and now he doesnt talk to me.

makes me sad

you cant be a robot if
>in some way or another your 100% not a faggot

Me too, my online friend from last year was the most meaningful friendship I've ever felt with another person, and they ditched me, too. Nobody else has ever understood my waifu relationship like them, and being alone again makes me feel more rejected than ever. I'd say online friends really count for something, even if it's much easier for them to just fuck off like that.

online friends do count for something man.
I cried after my fren ditched me as we talked for years and about feelz and stuff.

I have a waifu as well man, if you want maybe you could add me on discord?
we can be frens maybe???
Gunjyguy#4537

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You don't seek pure love, you are normie.

Why would I want to be friends with a normalfaggot?

>having online friends at all
normalfag.

You know you make me very sad when you say this stuff right, why are you so mean.
I am sorry that you feel the need to make people especially robots feel bad.

I am hoping you arent the guy I replied to...
I just want to feel better and you are shitting on me, well I cant say I dont deserve it.

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He's not the user you were replying to, and I do appreciate your reply and like seeing you around. If I'm wary with the discord thing, it's just the anxiety and stuff from bad experiences. It's hard.

That is fine I understand that.
Just remember I am a friendly user and always online and happy to chat.

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I get this
> If I'm wary with the discord thing, it's just the anxiety and stuff from bad experiences.

A lot of mean posters are on discord, I had one guy tease me after I told him I mentioned I fapped with butter before and he was very mean to me.

I think some people just like being mean

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You dont know how much I hate women, I'm too black pilled for my own good

You just take 2D pill bro, I only like anime girls now and I dont even hate woman I just dont care for 3D ones

I dislike anime though, just not my thing

Well it is nice having a Waifu if you are lucky enough.
I hug my pillow at night and think of my Waifu

Patrician. Who's your waifu user?