You dont need a gf

you dont need a gf to be happy
>can watch whatever anime or show you want without being judged or have to adjust to her taste
>can play vidya all day
>dont have to buy her gifts
>can have a questionable amount of waifu pillows
>basically free
>tfw no gf and happy

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wish i could free myself 100% of my desires but no matter what the loneliness comes back

>no hugs
>no cuddles
>no kisses
>no hand holding
>no con-vur-say-shuns
>no boob squeezing
>no ass grabbing
>no head pats
>no tummy rubbing
>no dick sucking
>no pussy eating
>no ass eating
>no secks
>no dates
>no marriage
>no kids
>no affairs
>no divorce
>no destitution
>no suicide

Fuck this shit

Yeah. People with normalfag brains get lonely if they try to do that though because loneliness terrifies them. Feels good to genuinely be happier alone.

>almost all can be fulfilled by escorts or sex dolls

I need a bf not a gf
>tfw no small bf to cuddle and watch anime

>imagining life with husbando
>create scenario where he rejects me
>try to erase it from my mind
>can't do it, it's final
>pain is real

i can't believe my mind would do this to me

Whether or not I need kids is the only part that makes me question my lack of a gf
There's pretty much no other reason.

fuck off, ive had some of this shit and it doesnt compare

How big are you?

Originalio

>implying tummy rubbing doesn't feel good coming from a prostitute

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implying money to spend on hookers

>implying hookers can't be bought with fucking chuck e cheese tokens

J.bbb bh yyyy

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Zj zjdj dudi

>can watch whatever anime or show you want without being judged or have to adjust to her taste
He and I watch anime together if it's something he likes since my tastes are more general. I'll never force him to watch eva or madoka.
>can play vidya all day
I either sleep while he plays or watch if it's interesting enough
>dont have to buy her gifts
I don't ask for anything
>can have a questionable amount of waifu pillows
There's no such thing as a questionable amount of waifu pillows
>basically free
Freedom is subjective, user
>tfw no gf and happy
I'm glad you're happy
fucking cuck

Too bad I live in freedum land where searching for a prostitute will put you in jail. Any good websites left for us burgerstans?

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>implying you cant buy some ass to eat with some Zimbabwean fun bucks

>Not havnig something

UH WOW WIthout it i dont have the flaws that come with the thing i dont have


You are a smart one user aren't you?

I can jerk of my dick but i can't jerk off my heart - user some time ago

Hahaha I need a therapist who is also a prostitute

>this is what zoomers actually believe

see you in 5 years frens

Of course, personally I have no interest in physical contact and would prefer to be isolated. Nonetheless your adorable Tomoko image begs attention and one's insipid need to squeeze your cheeks and poke your sides given how cute you come off, eheh!

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