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We are a group of soliders in the height of the vietnam war during it's height in 1969
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Isaac Rodriguez
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Brayden Russell
>Riding on a helicopter
>It Ain't Me starts to play
Connor Cooper
>*it ain't me starts playing*
organic
Carson Cruz
"I fucking hate this song."
Lincoln Cooper
*turns on the radio*
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So, any you boys goin into the city tonight? Might go and find me one of them Gook hookers.
Adam Morales
Lmao guys don't feel down about killing those fuckers, if you don't think they aren't people because they are subhuman apes then keep in mind that they aren't human because they're dirty commies
Matthew Adams
>Be trap
ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME SUCKY SUCKY
Luke Reed
You know how I am, can't do it if I wanted to
Nathan Watson
*frags you on a patrol*
Jace Howard
"Whenever the napalm starts dropping, I like to close my eyes, and just pretend all the burning foliage is actually a coal grill like momma used to cook beef franks back stateside,"
Logan Scott
>Shoots trap (full of hot cum)
Andrew Thompson
The fuck is an L-Mao? I dig where thats comin from but its not like most of us didint already think so.
Ahh, always a softy. How the hell did a wimp like you end up here anyway?
Daniel Parker
I get that man, you ever question what we're doing here?
Easton Gray
Drafted, but I'm not here for physical feat. I was always smarter than stronger
Connor Sullivan
DS told me they had tendies innajungle, why did DS lie to me? Was he also lying when he said it'd all be over before my 19th?
Liam Lewis
>Latrine cleaning duty again
>Latrine is literally just a bucket over a hole
>CO want's it so clean he can eat off the dirt
>Shovel rotting shit beside CO's tent
>CO now thinks charlie sneaks into the camp at night and shits beside his tent
>But three days later he was impaled by a Vietcong pitfall that was full of charlies raw rotting shit
Adrian Campbell
"You going to tell if i rape one of the girls in the next village? Long as i get her ass you can have the left overs tell anyone and i'll slit your throat. "
Jeremiah Flores
>Shoots the drill instructor
Xavier Price
Nossir, I find it's easier to not think about the why's; the moment you figure out the answer to that question is the moment you may as well toss in your rifle. The more gooks you kill the faster we get home, this life can be simple as that, and it's easier that way.
Dylan Williams
I guess that explains why you look like a nigger.
Noah Jenkins
Inside every GOOK there is a ROBOT waiting to be set free
Juan Gray
We're all niggers 'round here feller.
Julian Rodriguez
Well you're not wrong I guess
Jacob Baker
>tfw not even daily bombings can distract me from the fact that my mosquito bites won't stop itching
Ian Morales
Who gives a fuck we might as well enjoy ourselves while were here it's like the wild west
Benjamin Torres
I heard the airforce get to eat tendies
Hunter Garcia
I kill anything that moves its either them or me and it sure as fuck isnt going to be me
Ian Morgan
god damn jungle monkeys, these charlies keep ruining my downtime back at base listening to this totally groovy new Hendrix record because they just always have carry out an attack on outpost Miller on hill 41. Those fucking wet behind the ears greens cant even hold their own!
And if that aint enough, just got a letter from my girl back home that she and her professor are fucking now and she went off to some hippie festival with him, FUUUUUCKKK!
On top of all that I got the clap from a village gook bitch, fuck my life.
semper fi
Christopher Walker
Where the hell'd you get a record or player?
Carson White
My mom doest burn coal and eat weiners..
Jordan Butler
Thank God for the sickle cell.
Originalicious.
Charles Adams
>track down the Charlie who said GI go home because she's my home
Ryder Hall
>tfw I can hear them in the trees
Levi Hernandez
My folks care packed it to me.
Michael Edwards
You're lucky man, you got a good set of folks behind ya'
Owen Williams
Well, I'm excited to ship out because maybe I can find me a Vietnam ladyboy in town
Juan Jones
Dudes, this place is awesome, they have weird shit called LadyBoys... FUCKING A
Matthew Young
>they expect us to clean up ARVNs mess again
Asher Campbell
I can always count on dear ol dad, when he aint drinkin he is a pretty swell guy
Charles Ortiz
I guess if you can get over the bugs, humidity, gunfire, and constant moving of vehicles
Sebastian Wright
Wanna tell some stories, seems like we'll be here for a while
Hudson Ward
eh, I would rather take a real one
Jordan Jones
Oy guys.
I got like 3 hits of acid off some Asshat Before i shipped out.
anyone wanna do it with me?
Jayden Morgan
>be me
>9
>summer of 57
>me and my pops and bro are at the lake finishin
>pops lets us have a beer
>says dont tell mom or she will rip his nuts off
>me and bro laugh
>first time hearing dad say something like that
>bro is only 2/3rds through his beer
>already barfs all over himself
>we have to stop by corner store to get new shirt
>he says: tell mom your shirt got torn by a hook so we got a new one
>on way out of shop some drunk guy is giving the clerk shit
>dad says: there a problem here?
>drunk starts giving dad shit
>dad decks the guy and flattened him out in one hit
based pops
Joshua Sanders
I don't got too many stories, I didn't go outside much
Grayson Watson
Hooah solider now get back on that m-60 we got slant eyes inbound
Eli Moore
Wait, where?
Jacob Reed
Left flank son fire!
Evan Smith
*he gets on the minigun and watches as the bullets shred everything* Holy shit
Benjamin Collins
Howdy high, fellow American comrades take look of this crazy mickey mouse shirt I have. Boy I plum forgot my orders, can a fellow soldier help me? God bless allegiance flag!
Jaxson Johnson
Put on psywar op make it loud
Jason Hill
Did I hit anything?
Nicholas Powell
GUYS
THE GOOK HOOKER HAD A GUN IN HER SNATCH
JOHNNY'S SHOT
Sebastian Fisher
"user stop ruining the mood and get ready for some commie killing."
Grayson Allen
SET THEM FREEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHHHHH
Luis Gray
looks like we got ourselves a spy here boys.
David Turner
"I left a boy, I came back a monster."
Chase Rivera
You crazy, I'm Joe Wayne from Austin Texas, Yeehaw! Definitely 100% American like Apple Pie.
Nathan Rogers
*trades with the Vietcong for drugs, money, guns, gold, and uranium*
None of you grunts saw jack shit.
Isaac Brown
>fighting a limited war when limited wars had long since been made obsolete
Yeah, don't count me in.
Bentley Johnson
>grits teeth like clint eastwood
"I got my eye on you"
>has an eyepatch
>faint giggles from the back of the platoon
Jeremiah Sanchez
Fuck you gimme your Lucky Strikes
Alexander Bennett
Fuck off joker I only have one left I swear!
John Lewis
Alright boys, you did a good job clearing out those yellows in the hole, but CIA is taking over. Get back to camp. You'll hear more about this op in the morning when we take credit for it
Jackson Lopez
Sell me some of that sticky shit.
Asher Fisher
Hisss~~~~~
This is some strong shit, man.
Christian Morgan
You're gonna be in the shit if you don't get your ass back to camp ASAFP
Isaac Gonzalez
This nam son, we got drafted, it was join or go to jail.
Angel Myers
We're here to protect the gookers from communism, just like in Korea
John Lopez
Fuck is acid? Hippie slang or something?
Ayden Adams
>minigun
God damn it son you think you're air force or something? Get your shit together or you'll be cleaning the head for a week!
Sebastian Ortiz
*fucking kills three gis from a building because they're too retarded to stop going after their guys without smoke or covering fire*
wow the capitalists really are as retarded as papa ho chi minh said
Evan Sullivan
Ill be fucked if i know. Some blonde australian sold it to me said it makes the world a whole lot better
Josiah Roberts
>australian
do we shoot them too or no?
Bentley Jackson
*fucking gets killed by a jumped up photographer and has body molested by group of 19 year old college boys only to have a McDonald's in Hanoi 20 years later*
Wow these gooks really are as bad at target prioritisation and relocation as papa Patton said
Jacob Myers
They're on our side you dumb faggot
Robert Hall
>writes "make love not war" helmet
>lights a cigarette
i can really use a drink right now, instead i serve as the prime bar for these fucking mosquitos
Angel Sanders
even the women?
Isaiah Barnes
ITT: bone chilling sentences
>"user, why do you just hide behind cover and never move during firefights?"
Angel Hernandez
Man those fucks have it so much better jackin off in their planes why we have to roll around in this shit. Fuck em
Ian Harris
>*ratatatatatatatatatatatta*
>*ratata*
>*ratatatatatata*
Man this never gets old...
Nicholas Wright
Eheheheheh ive infiltrated their ranks.... time to plant some traps eheheheh
Dylan Perez
"Hah! I got the fucker right in the head! You boys see that?!"
Wyatt Morris
>I was always smarter than stronger