/r9gay/ - #400

>just added someone from here
that's your first obvious mistake
I don't participate in gay threads on r9k. I hide all /r9gay/ generals instantly. Just saw an opportunity to post on the number 400 because it looked cool. If you're looking for a boyfriend in one of these discord circle jerks or any place made so gays can stand out for each other you will forever be disappointed. Learn from your mistakes if you're still young. If you're old and you're still doing this then just embrace this type of life, man. doesn't seem like you're bothered by it

To think I just made an edit to the pic. You really don't give a guy any room to breathe, do you?

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okay thanks, being a slut is fun

i want a LTR with a kinky and loyal boi
that entails holding hands, cuddling, vidya and lewding
intruder#6102

Happy 400th
perfect bf would be
shorter,slender,kind,cuddly
someone clingy and possessive would be nice
i soak up affection like a sponge

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>"hey user, we're from the Interdimmensional BF program. Sorry for the delay. We've processed your request for a bf and found you fit to receive one (1) free lifelong commitment true love bf with compatible personality. Unfortunately, there's only one bf currently available (see pic related) and your request expires at midnight. Do you accept?"

What would you do?

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I meant stand out from* each other

i want a cute yandere boy from the uk '-'

To think I would actually let you make that the picture be the lead in to thread 400.

i was hoping for someone closer to my age

I think you either added or missed a couple of words user, can you revise?

I don't know where to find a bf with similar interests, everyone outside are just normies

Out of 400 of these threads has there even been one person you guys have found attractive? And I'm not just talking about ass or body physique, I mean the face as well. I imagine it's rare.

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no him but take out the first "the"
who cropped this?

Spend the day with him to see if we are compatible and make my decision just before midnight accordingly
Good thing it's 8am here

can you masturbate on cam for me next time? thx

That picture no be start to thread 400. Me stop you. Ugg.

ok sure but my penor is not very big

>someone that prefers freedom to safety
>around my age
>likes nerd stuff
>at least a 4/10 im not really picky
>clingy
>some kind of verse, whether it be top verse or bottom verse
>likes to rant about things
>vidya
>likes strategy tabletop ect.

Thanks grug

Thanks user, brainlets like me need a hand to hold sometimes

smol penises are cute too

that's fine
how not very big is it?

loyal
introverted to a degree
considerate
not fat
not too hairy

No.

5 and a half inches :DDDD

UK? I'm 21. What do you like in a bf?

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i posted this same pic last thread, filename and all, you didn't need to edit it.

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that's not small at all! you're a whole inch ahead of me...

The bf from the interdimmensional bf program meets all those criteria. Why would you refuse him?

maybe I've crossed paths with my ideal bf without knowing because I keep to myself

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did you honestly even try, tho?

But that was why I edited it user

two people can simultaneously be small, user

feels fucking bad man
>tfw penorlet

i like short boys because i'm very short, myself.

>But that was why I edited it user
but what was why? unless you meant wasn't?

no because posting pictures of yourself here is illegal so nobody does it
>inb4 imgur
they ban for that too

I'm like 5'7. Not fat before you ask. Just short.

No, it's because I wasn't sure if you can post the same image on the same board in another thread (I'd thought not) and figured I'd just edit it to skip the confusion entirely.

Yes else I wouldn't be here hoping and trying as last resort

Cause he's black, you dummy. Some things are just no-go.

sincerely kill yourself fucking normie, you make me nauseous

I'm a little shorter than you. Tell me a bit more about yourself, user?

>tfw not quite the twink I want to be yet but have gone from morbidly obese to something people have started calling "skinny" in some clothes
Actually genuinely gonna make it lads
It's a good feel.

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not ban per se, but the post is deleted. when i made a post to show what my hair looked like they deleted the post but i didn't even get a warning
i told you you could. that's where you failed

Body and face and all that, it's easy. Personality is much harder. There are tons of cute guys. It's rare to find someone with a good personality.

I didn't trust you user, I'm sorry.

Explain the logic behind me being a normie, please. I'm honestly curious as to why you think so.

400 threads of crying any way my ideal bf is the one i finally fall for

probably because your taste is 6'1, blonde haired, blue eyed, fit, outgoing chads

FUUUUCK
FUCK YOU OP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
I WANTED TO MAKE 400
500 WON'T COME FOR ANOTHER FUCKING HALF AN YEAR YOU STOLE THIS FROM ME

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I'm not going to explain a single thing to you fucking normie, just leave this board and never show up again or I'm gonna puke all over your disgusting face.

I dunno, bit of a shut in, play video games, reads books etc. I have long black hair. I'm not good at listing my attributes in case you couldn't tell... you?

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It's even more unlikely that you will find someone worthwhile in here than in the real life, so you shouldn't treat it as last resort before giving up. Instead stop wasting your time with self-abosrved and desperate people that are latching on anything due to not having an identity and try your best to approach people in real life

there was like a good 7 minutes between the 500th post and the new thread link

be faster

>Tfw 6'1" and hairy
>just want to be smol and hairless

At least I can wax, right my dudes?? Hahahaha *sobs*

Tfw will never be the little spoon

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Wow it's almost like someone who's short, has brown hair and eyes, isn't fit, and is introverted wants someone that isn't fucking boring.

Kill yourself instead you insufferable retard because I'm not going anywhere

why do you guys always get upset because you can't self insert into these roles you've seen in porn or media?
just be urself

when 500 comes I swear to g*d if any of you faggots even TOUCH your keyboard I am gonna delete this end this general right there

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the only one of those traits that i could reasonably say counts as not being boring is outgoing, maybe fit at a great stretch due to the positive mental health link

you should just admit you like hot chads user, it's ok

I'm a bit of a shut in, i play video games, i sometimes read books, i have medium-length brown hair... I'm not particularly good at listing mine, either.

Encouraging but I do not want someone who doesn't like the stuff I like. I am not hoping the bf to just appear but I want someone whom is more likely to have similar interests.

Because many things are decided by RNG and it's frustrating?

i'm gonna steal the 500th thread and make it about slutposting!

If you were lurking around last thread and said you've been waiting to make this one, then I would've gladly let you do it.

>tfw starting to develop a fetish for black guys

YAMETTEEEEEEEEEEE

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Well, what do I want in a bf, just a guy I can lean on and hug I guess. I'm not that picky really. I'm a dom if you're interested in that, but really I'm not looking for sex, just comfy stuff. Personality is more important. Oh and I live in the south east.

low probability here, but did anyone save that picture of when i wrote shit all over my arm in marker?

i know, but i have character developed past the point of wanting to be a "smol" bottom and i want the same for you guys.

You sounds really nice, user... but I don't live in the south east desu. I live kinda near Birmingham.

There's plenty of people otuside that may share similar taste with you. Even in here there's a hivemind and a small fraction of people who try to escape it. The everyday life ie just the same, maybe just the other side of the coin. Is it really important that he shares your interests to the core tho? Maybe I say this because I look for somebody that is the opposite of me even in the color of the hair (blonde/dark) cause I always found bizarre how some couples look alike from each other. Of course this is just my personal interest tho, I can respect that you prefer those options. for me just enjoying video games would be enough of a similar trait. Again we should try our best to follow what we want to do in life and enjoy those relationships and possible opportunities that we find along the way, this is normie advice but that's what I learned from hunterxhunter. Ok this was a nice trade. I'm hiding the thread now but best of luck in finding the type of person that you want by your side

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>tfw nobody from the west south central states
life truly sucks

>user fell for the bbc
cute cute

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>tfw no long hair deidara bf to give me art and call me his man

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Texanons please stand up

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search the archives?
if you know what text you posted with or to its really easy to find

I travelled to Birmingham to get my puppy, that's cool :p

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god is thread 400 just gonna be soc? i mean...more so than usual.
i don't know. i guess i'm gonna have to write on my arm all over again.
please don't use my Fucking image for something so trivial. especially while using an emoticon, holy shit.

Where's the syrian user?

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Here you go user, I specifically remembered this post so it was pretty quick to find.

>tfw no bf who uses me as his portable urinal
why live?

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Am I automatically hated here if I like boys and girls? I've never been in this thread before but I honestly want a guy to cuddle in bed and listen to pretentious music with.

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Yes, but if you want to avoid that just don't mention girls.

Hey I live there

In an original way, of course.

It's alright where I am, but I kinda really hate Birmingham. I'm not all that into sex stuff myself, either. i'm a virgin btw

>tfw dream about having some latent health problem that kills me in my sleep peacefully
it would be so nice

danke. i can always count on you.

I wonder if you could drink piss long term without some kinda health problems

I know it's sterile but there's still other shit in it

I told my psychologist that I wouldn't mind dying in my sleep. It was a mistake.

where are all the cute hairy guys who will push me down and make me swallow a load

hmph

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Yeah I'm a virgin too, I'm not out looking for sex or anything, just a relationship. And yeah, it's a shithole desu, but my town isn't much better. Mainly why I don't like going out except to walk my dog. Looking for anything specific in a bf?

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How hairy? What color hair?