How can I acquire ultimate girth?

If I watched porn I would hate myself too user

8x6 irl here and am with a girl where we've been our only partners/anythings all our life

after having sex with me she says size most definitely does matter but that how you use it is very important - we use lube if she cant get wet enough, if we go for too long then she can't handle it and has to stop because she gets sore. best length for guys might be something like 7 x 5

Same, I would feel so much better about myself if I had a big dick

If I ever got naked in front of a girl, she would be pleasantly surprised instead of disappointed

The first time I saw my bf's peepee it occurred to me that it was indeed smaller than average (definitely less than 5 inches) but i didn't care because it was mine and mine alone

>size matters a lot to her
>bitch can't even get wet
pathetic hypocrite

There's one girl with that mindset for every 10 guys with small dicks

Looks like two bananas in one peel.

please have more than 5 children
there are too many roasties on this earth

Well they exist so fucking whip it out and start a-lookin'

she gets wet, just not SUPER WET all the time, can't replicate the same wetness if we have sex regularly - with maybe a week of no sex though she gets really fucking wet. and i guess there's the fact that we're the only people who have had sex with each other, so she doesnt know what anything smaller or bigger feels like - but my fingers aren't completely satisfying so that's one example, which makes me feel like all girls as long as they aren't freakishly tight, will enjoy larger dick

There are too many people on this earth period, it's either better to not procreate at all or procreate in smaller quantities if we must. Also we need to sterilize poor people but that's another issue entirely

Femanons, how would you feel about your hypothetical pencil-dicked man wearing one of these?

(It's a fake dick to wear over your real dick)

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who writes this garbage? fuck you. all women want big dick, they say they don't only to not get judged but thats what the yall want. no woman wants a man with a small penis because then women will see him as less of a man, and will of course cheat on him. there is not a good enough gf that will not cheat on a small dicked man

>being anti-natalist
There seems to be plenty of people in terrible conditions who think the opposite.
Why are your genes less important than theirs?
Those people will be imported to your country if you don't step up.

This is why you haven't found a good woman. You sound mean-spirited and bitter; completely devoid of anything that resembles logic and understanding. My boyfriend is kind and loving and as long as he never brings up having a small dick, I won't either. You would never be worthy of a loyal woman with that attitude.

have you ever been in love user? because that shit makes anything appealing and beautiful.
my first gf had these small boobs and brown nipples with hair around them(she was asian) and they were the shit to me.
i know its a meme to say beauty is in the eye of the beholder but when the love chemicals are pumping that shit is true.
personally i dont want to be around dudes with big dick power fantasies and roasties who lust that. there are nice people who are not like that

hoping that the guy you're replying to is just memeing and not actually falling for the "let's hate women!" joke that died out years ago, but what you've said is completely true. love is really weird and just makes you truly adore everything about the opposite person

I grab some of my ballsack when I fap to create the illusion of girth. I can't fap to porn where the guy's dick is as skinny (or short) as mine.

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idiotic children

I can stick a dildo the size of a 1-liter bottle up my vagina so that looks like nothing to me.

My vagina and asshole have been ruined and I've never had actual sex before.

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I'm not anti-natalist. I just don't want 5 kids. I want 2. I have 3 siblings and our house is a huge mess and goddamnit I may be lazy and I barely keep my own room clean but my siblings are 50% of the mess. My parents are 40%. I want a clean house and I don't want to spend all my free time driving kids to soccer practice.

How does this even happen, was it a gradual thing or was it always your goal to be able to give birth in reverse

does it at least still look like an innie?

if you do it regularly just try stopping for a long time and see if it goes back to "normal", vaginas are really weird and do shit like that

Ok ok femanon i hear you, settle for 3. Final offer.

Guys are so weird. Idk. Take a break from porn and read hentai or something. They draw penises smaller unless it's like NTR or rape.

Whatever you say, you crochety old pube

Holy fuck become my gf right now

>8x6
Lol fake and gay. Larping faggot.

I can't stand hentai with smaller dicks either

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pls be my gaper gf
you can have all the dragon dildos you could want but they will be uploaded online

I wish to put my small pee pee inside you.

I started when I was seventeen. Twenty now. I started with basic shit but I got more turned on as I increased the size, and wanted to see how far I could push it.
I deeply regret going this far, but I'm too far in to quit now.
It's a blown out gaping hole. My asshole is even more screwed up because I can fit larger objects up it than my vagina.
You don't want me.

Why? That turns me off so much. It's stupid and ugly-looking. Smaller regular dick in hentai >>>>>> veiny monster cock. Especially if there's a lot of cum. That's what's important - how many potential offspring you can store in one load.

Have you considered suicide? I think you should.

How does she know size matters if she has only had sex with you? Also stop larping

top tier larp, friend

i mean the only thing we have to go off of it is just that my fingers are OK but then she basically begs me to fuck her once she's "finished" (shes never had an orgasm before/cant have an orgasm, SSRIs all her life has fucked her up), then she begs me to go deeper and likes it when i slam into her hard, just so i can go deeper. that's all we have to go off of her saying "after being with you i think size matters"

Not a femanon but I would kill myself out of shame if I wore one of those. I'd rather be a virgin with a tiny dick than a blatant fraud.

>Clearly wants you
>You don't want me
it is an actual woman

>You don't want me.
did you not read my post?
I specifically want you to get off on a large inhuman dildo, all the while I'm either getting the S U C C or at least a handjob with an onahole while I read my doujins
Any solo action I will record and upload online for other perverts to jack off, you may wear a ballroom mask or anything you'd like to conceal your face
>tfw no redeemable pervert gf

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I'd might as well be watching a girl put her pinky in and out of her pussy while pretending to feel anything more than a slight internal breeze

would you ever fuck a normal sized dick? and if you did would you be able to feel/enjoy it?

Why do you even want to fuck her nasty stretched out cunt? You cucks need to stop coddling these worthless whores.

Post pics of your ruined asshole. I'm curious if it's actually ruined or if you're just exaggerating as all women do.

There aren't enough young women to go around as is

>it occurred to me that it was indeed smaller than average
Time to kms

your bf doesnt have a small dick, the rest of it is probably just covered by 50lbs of fat

Actually there are more women in America than men.

You are just desperate trash coddling a vaginally destroyed whore and you probably don't even want kids anyway. You're a fucking retard. Kill yourse

just looking at this caused my pussy to make the windows shut down noise. why would you want this???

Reminded me of this: youtu.be/_CbFAZ2ztlE

I like small dicks and I'm sure I'm not the only girl who does

I like them on fem boys

Show dick pick as proof

that's like a girl with a foot fetish, doesn't exist

I-I don't exist??

I honestly don't have proof anyone ITT exists so don't feel bad

There's a good chance he's larping but it sounds pretty accurate. Most women would truly not be able to handle that kind of size. It's nice to be above average, sure, but there's definitely a limit. Your minds are corrupted from porn and rampant autism and trolling on Jow Forums. 8x6 is fewer than 1 in 1000 so there's no reason to suspect a typical woman to enjoy it anyway. If you have 7x5 most women will think it's 10x7 cause they can't estimate dick size for shit.

>Bananas
You think of a cock when eating a banana?

looks like childbirth is easier then this dick

Yeah if you are passive af and just want a cowgirl

no, just have you ever seen a banana with two..."cores"(?) is that what they're called?
anyway
why'd you bump your gay thread, gaylord