Parliament of Jow Forums 4.0

new parliament edition

>To join in, simply write your name and choose a party as well as a secure tripcode: Jow Forums.org/faq#sectrip

Format: name [party] ##tripcode
DO NOT SHARE YOUR TRIPCODE WITH ANYONE.

>Anyone may join as an independent
>Two people are needed to create a party
>Once you create a party, it is recommended to add a page to the wiki detailing your beliefs and platform
>Any MP may propose a bill to be voted on
>Speaker is elected by simple majority once there are at least 15 MPs
>Speaker can decide which bills will be voted and is responsible for keeping track of discussion and votes
I will be responsible for this while a Speaker has not been elected.

Our wiki: parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_Jow Forums_2_Wikia
Guide for newfags: parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
Some bills that previous parliaments have voted on: parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Passed_Bills

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Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-libertarianism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-capitalism
parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_R9K_National-Socialist_Party
parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Template:Party
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Also, tell me which style of seating chart you guys prefer...

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Where are my NEETs?

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everyone on Jow Forums should be a neet

Congrats on being the first to join in fren.

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Fuck that, unless Bano comes back I'm not doing that shit again.

Let's do this boys sieg heil

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>origininininananainannainainaial

You need to choose a party. Or are you independent?

Round looks better, square looks more professional. Go for the more autistic option.

To be honest I prefer the Westminster style because it allows you to see which parties are in coalition and which holds the position of Speaker, but arch style is more traditional and was used by all previous iterations of the parliament.

Come on faggots, I need someone so we can start The Great R9K National-Socialist Party.

I promise you that we will make R9K a better place.

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Sounds good.
Can i be the minister of propaganda?

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Sure. You are now the Minister of Propaganda of The Great R9K National-Socialist Party.

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Tradition is pure autism. Great

National-Socialist is the first official party.

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I'm the Supreme Turd of NEETs

Yes lads. National sozialismus.

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I guess we're going with arch, for now.

Use a secure tripcode so you can join our party. Maybe you can become Heinrich Himmler.

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We are going to take control of this board in no time.
Submit or die robots.

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*forever
never change

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>unless Bano comes back
Highly unlikely. Hasn't been active for 2 years.

Does this one work?

Origi

yes plase can we dance like dancers in potatofield

Yes. Now you are the Reichsfuhrer of the SS.

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You still need a name and party affiliation

You still need a tripcode so people can't pretend to be you (see the form in OP)

Earth First!

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damn.... that's perfect newfaggotry

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Right-libertarianism

Actually you're not in yet.
As said, use two '#'s instead of one.
Example: name [party] ## password

Anyone wanna start a Liberal Party with me?

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someone wanna join in, goys?
who doesn't like anarcho-capitalism, making the poor even poorer and the rich even richer?

Anyone up for conservative party?

>Two people are needed to create a party
You may create one, I'm going to allow single-member parties to start with. I'll start enforcing that rule when we reach a high enough number of MPs.

I would like having my own warlord territory in your "anarchist" state.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anarcho-capitalism
"In an anarcho-capitalist society, law enforcement, courts and all other security services would be operated by privately funded competitors selected by consumers rather than centrally through confiscatory taxation. "
You can try if you dare

nobody can stop me enslaving people, right?

>Earth First
>Right-Wing Libertarian Party

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Well, not really. Yet the employers would have way more rights and could make you wageslaves.

Nice. Heil

Yeah I'm a newfag. Only been here for a year and I was told tripcodes are bad so that's why I don't know anything.

I'll just pick up some shit like mushrooms, get initial funds, start hiring assaultmen and get some slaves, let them work on my mushroom fields, sell drugs and delicacies everywhere, build my keep and huge defenses. Anarchy leads to the establishment of tyrannies

You used just one '#' again.

Are we voting on legislation? I want a law that every robot citizen who loses his virginity must give full details to the court of how it happened. Followed by excommunication.

You need to be MP to be allowed to vote on legislation

*castration, since he must have either been a pedo or a rapist, regardless what the story has been about.

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Holy Order of The Prophet Elliot

Ok here.

Fuck my life. I'm going to sleep.

works now

>I was told tripcodes are bad
Don't listen to "oldfags" or moralfags like ever. If someone is talking about so-called rules, he's either memeing, a newfag or an autist.

Good. Now you are officialy the Reichsfuhrer of the SS!

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Isn't it cool?
Uncontrolled markets everywhere!
No state can tell me how I should treat my employees! Fuck them. If they can't work in my company, they can't work anywhere!

Basically, that's going to increase the gaps between the poor and the rich extremely. Also, political instability. Our party would only get votes from the 1% rich.

But Production + waste would be on the high. The poor would work off their asses to produce everything their rich employers would want. The rest would end up as waste or food for the employees.

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Dont forget [PARTYNAME] in front of your name! It can be an acronym like [Elliot] or the full party name.

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Motion to gas the kikes.

ancap sounds like nightmare for robots

let's destroy the state from its insides

Yeah but let's not become completely anarchistic, shall we?
Let's keep a government, but one that only provides a police force, military and courts.
This is paid by very tiny taxes.

>very tiny taxes
>to pay the army and the police
oh boi

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I shall join the ancap partei

Please use a trip in the following format: name [party] ##tripcode

REEEE command markets gtfo

fucking hell it's a newfag army in here

>past bills
>robots must brush and floss twice a day. yay 9 nay 4

when did you turn your back on your government Jow Forums

I'm retarded forgot my trip

>Implying everyone on 4channel is an oldfag


ekek

This is basic shit nigga

I ain't the tard who forgot his trips, nigga

no, I'm just sad to see so many underage people in here. PewDiePie did a shitton of damage I guess

>nigga
swallow my turd

PewDiePie made a video about Jow Forums?

The Great R9K National-Socialist Party finished its own page:
parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/The_Great_R9K_National-Socialist_Party

If you respect the rules and decided to join our party, you are welcome! We will give you a high rank and respect you.

We will make Jow Forums better!

Forgot to add photo.

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>We will make Jow Forums better!
Lets make Jow Forums straight and white again!

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Updated seat chart.

Absolutely autistic.
I like it.

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For months he made videos solely reacting to webms on /wsg/, reading Jow Forums copypastas or reviewing memes. He is an oldfag and confirmed that he's a channer who frequents lolcow in one video, where he moved one of his figurines on purpose

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oh god, that guy?!

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Hallo Bernd, how's it going

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i'm not german
missing krautchan though

Yeah he distanced his content from Jow Forums like two months ago. He is only reviewing reddit memes now.

>not a german
what is this then?

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You realize german is spoken in 4 different countries?

*tips* orugunalia

No one is allowed to join my party. I hate all other parties no exceptions.

Actually inspired me to make a template for new parties to use:
parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Template:Party

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Joining as independent

Or

These threads have been around longer than I remember and they're still just as useless as all the other trash on this board. I'd sage but it'd be too much effort.

Nah, it's better than trap and anime threads

can we get a party that wants to turn all males into traps

Fun things are fun, user

Sure, you can make one

I am here for the Fatherland

>Implying r9k wouldn't choose the seats at the back at least 3 spaces away from the next person

That may be true but isn't saying much.

Keep in mind that you're gonna get executed by the National-Socialist Party for doing that.

One more brave soldier to the NSP! Welcome!

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>Keep in mind that you're gonna get executed
not when we've removed all that poisonous testosterone from you.

Mein Fuhrer, do we have a coalition agreement with any of the parties?

testing muh title

>Sure, you can make one
alright there we go

We need to get rid if all the Normies of this board

The solution is simple. Kill the nazis and lock up all the trannys in sex dungeons.

I can plan our cities, and I guarantee my public buildings will instill a sense of fear and respect. They look good now, but they'll also look good as ruins in 3,000 years.

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