Post your weird sexual preferences/fetishes and how difficult it is to indulge them

>tall blonde indian women
no such thing

I've had a fetish for childbirth (just the thought of it, and mostly the thought of other women doing it; would never want to give birth myself) for a long time. I don't like it, and I wish I had a different main fetish. Recently though, I started masturbating to other stuff again with some success and *thank almighty Zeus* for that.

that's why they're all bulletined separately user.but if you ever find one send her my way

>shitload of fetishes
Really they aren't fetishes though. I just don't care about stuff that I should care about, so if a guy fucks his daughter or a nigger eats a sleeping girl out, I really don't care if the participants are very goodlooking, assuming that means nobody is done evil to.

Necrophilia , but i am mostly into manga and maybe anime stuff , I dont DIG actual corpses. heh

Exact same thing, pregnancy and childbirth, without ever wanting to experience either. But I'm not sure I would actually want to sit in for someone's labor and delivery, although I did masturbate after seeing pregnant women on the street sometimes.

Only one scene in a closet where he's small and she's normal sized

and nothing with the villain?

she just phases through stuff so not really
Has a good design too though

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Lactation, but not in a "mommy give milkies" way. Not really a fan of that. I just find the natural purpose of breasts to be beautiful, and want to be in a romantic relationship with a woman that feels the same way.

As for indulging that fetish, good fucking luck. Never found anyone interested in my area, and believe me when I say I've looked. Internet will have to do, unless I get REALLY lucky.

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Incest. Sisters, mothers, aunts, daughters, grandmothers, nieces and cousins.
How attractive a woman is to me is proportional to how closely we are related. If they aren't then I imagine that they are a close relative in my fantasies.
Easy to indulge in when it comes to masturbation, nearly impossible to actually do it for multiple reason.

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hmm this is an unhealthy attitude, user. hmmm

I know an Asian dude whos girlfriend with the daughter of a Duke. But his dad is like the trade minister of China or sth.

Not even.
I'm a Jap hapa who drives a pick truck with a Bonnie blue flag on it.
There is more pregnant Anne posters than you think my lad.

I was going to say tentacles but then i realized that on the internet no one really thinks that's all that weird anymore so i guess hypnosis would be the weirdest thing now? It's actually obtainable I've been able to go under a few times listening to audio recordings.

Holy shit, fuck same bro.

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>t.Nathan Bedford Forrest
>implying Nathan Bedford Forrest browses Jow Forums

He unironically wants us Jow Forums posters all permabanned for shitting up Jow Forums.

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You're gonna love this.

Gather 'round anons. It's story time.

When I was twelve we read Anne Frank's uncensored diary in history class. It was pretty boring at first but when we got to the part she fantasizes about a baby coming out of her tight vagina, I got the biggest hard-on of my life. Literally made my dick diamonds. Luckily this was at the very end of the school day so I managed to keep my boner up long enough to get home and hop into bed. Spent the whole weekend masturbating to the thought of Anne Frank pregnant and giving birth. Best nut of my life.

I'm almost 24 so that means I've been masturbating to pregnant Anne Frank fantasies literally half of my life.

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Only when they think its a larp. The girl trying to fuck her dad has caught a lot of hate.

apparently a lot of high ranking chinese officials are marrying Siberian Russians

DD/lg is my main fetish, but i have some other milder ones (and some not so mild). its near impossible to implement IRL since i dont know how to get into the local kink circuit, and being middle aged without also being rich, younger girls wont give me the time of day. a few people online will chat with me, but thats just larping, and its not fulfilling or rewarding at all, from my point of view.

My fetishes and how hard it is to achieve them
>pissing in a girl's ass
not too difficult so far. I find that once a girl likes you she'll be willing to do anal and once a girl is willing to do anal she'll probably let you piss in her ass
>choking
really easy. basically all girls who like sex like having a hand gripping their neck
>choking out
about as tricky as pissing in a girl's ass. quite a few girls are a bit scared and don't like the discomfort
>race play
hard. only found a couple of girls who were into that. usually they find it offensive or it makes them feel weird. I'm not saying it because I've tried it on a bunch and afterwards they said they found it offensive, I mean that I've tiptoed around it a little during dirty talk e.g. "yeah I love this brown ass" or something and generally found no positive response or slight negative. Except for a couple who were freaks
>muslim-kuffar /muslim-coloniser race play
proprotionately, I've had more luck with this than straight race play. I think muslim girls already often have such a "forbidden fruit" and taboo psychology from having premarital dating forbidden that it can sexualise the racial or religious difference more frequently than say black girls would.
>hair jobs, where I wrap their hair around my cock and jerk off
easy as long as don't cum in their hair. no one whose hair I've wanted to fuck has ever refused me.
>rape
easy. Only one girl hasn't liked me acting rapey in bed
>dirty talk about fucking a girl to death
girls seem not to mind it or find it kind of hot
>threesomes with other girls
Hard in my experience. the girls who indicate that they're up for it are often flakey and change their minds. I think it happens more often if you meet girls who already know each other and people get drunk and things happen, e.g. at university or on some trip or holiday. I meet girls through tinder and so they don't know each other and even if they say they're up for a threesome it's never happened for me.

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I really like tomboys and traps,practically only thing i attracted to.I fucked up all my chances every cute tomboy i knew and my country isn't most gay friendly country on earth so no cute traps for me

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>ephebophilia/hebephilia
very hard. I'm 27 so too old to hit on teenagers in public and I don't have any way of meeting them. sucks man. I want some prime, 14/15 year old pussy.
>facefucking /throat fucking
easy to get girls to try it, hard to find a girl who can do it. most girls seem willing until and will put up with some discomfort but even then most can't take it balls deep down their throat, or if they can then they can only do it once and you won't be able to fuck their face/throat until you feel like cumming.
>beating up a girl
hard. I want to punch a girl really hard in the gut so she is winded and can't breath then bend her over and start fucking her at the same time. hard both because not that many would be into it but also it's scary because it's kind of a significant threshold to seriously hit a girl and IDK if I want that in a relationship with a girl I'm taking seriously. I have lightly donkey punched a girl though.
>holding a loaded gun to her head
probably not that hard to convince a submissive girl to do but I haven't gotten round to it because handguns are illegal here.

Hypnosis is best fetish. But as hypnotist, not being hypnotized. Pity it's hard to find subjects irl.

>hair jobs, where I wrap their hair around my cock and jerk off
elaborate

How does hypnosis work anyway?

Tell me more, user!

futacockballsoriginal

Find the fembot thread from yesterday, and find the thread she made Friday or Saturday asking for advice on how to start being sexual with him. In general, there was one or two people trying to offer realistic advice, while the other 10 people were telling her to kill herself, saying she's gutter trash, etc.

But why only Anne Frank?

Thanks user, my jollies were made jolly

>Ladyboys

Just curios what it would be like. Not easy since I am halfway around the earth from asia and no luck finding that here

>rimming a girl out

My area is pretty conservative and most girls are not inclined to kinky stuff

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Well thats it. I want to do that when I see long, pretty hair. The best girl I did it to was Indian and had long, straight black hair down to her back dimples. She found it amusing.
Also I like smelling her hair while I do it.
I like it because it is pretty and it feels quite nice and also because I like being able to use a girls body however I like for my pleasure and I like the gratification of knowing that a girl desires me enough that she is willing to let me do things to her.
That Indian girl did not let me do a lot of other stuff though. She was not that submissive but still liked sex a lot.

Got a few, but right now I wanna thicc girl to fuck in doggy, pull her ear and tell her to "squeal like a pig". The the thought of her red, big, round, sweaty bum cheeks rippling and bouncing as she goes "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEE! EEEEEEEEEEEE!" as I hit it from the back's giving me a boner as I type this.

Because Rutka Laskier doesn't talk about masturbating in her diary. I still wank to her though

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He hates Jow Forums tho

It's like a very focused state of mind. Not unlike guided meditation. Where you let your conscious mind take a little back seat.

>aristocratic looking white girls
holy shit i thought i was the only one

Are you Asian too? Also post what you have.

looks too photoshopped, what a whore

Asian mommy gf

Hard since I live in America

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>it's another "user thinks his fetish is difficult despite it being actually possible in reality" episode
try harder, plebs

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