/britfeel/

Having type 3 right now lads. What type have you done today? Someone should chart the most popular type daily to find out how healthy britfeel is

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make me get my dong out.

Ladsssss how do I make scars hurt less?

Getting a very noncey vibe off this lad

got a gf who i love very much and keeps me very sexually satisfied yet i still yearn to fuck other girls
whats wrong with me?

don't get em in first place

you already asked in the last thread

Oh, great. We've got yet another fucking tranny

>Listen, I like porno as much as the next guy. I probably like it a hundred times as much as the next guy... but I have been watching, and this is amazing because porno is my favourite type of movie to watch and yet, I've seen some porno lately that my buddies have shown me; have you seen these ones with all male casts?

>Gay pornos they're called. These things are horrible. And there's thousands of them and they haven't made ONE good one. And I'll tell you what the problem with them is, quite seriously the problem with these gay pornos: every one is guys having sex with each other. Who the hell wants to see that?

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thats normal lad, every lad is like that

you're a human

theyre for sure the panties of his victims

>tfw single, straight and dont even want to shag anyone

>Gay pornos they're called. These things are horrible. And there's thousands of them and they haven't made ONE good one

sfmtbhfam

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very cute
ever caught a lad looking up ur skirt? gis us a greentext.

glad to know its normal
next question is should i try to cheat on her?

>>tfw single, straight and dont even want to shag anyone
LOL. Good one laddie, tell us another.

if you love her why do you want to cheat

>gone from wanking to chubby granny and barely passable tranny porn to pictures of women in bikinis

mental how the mind works lads

I see this girl on the canal when I ride my bike, shes so really cute, like 5'4, blonde and a bit thicc but it's good, saw her with an older bloke, probably her dad, she looked my age as well, how could you approach her

I think I fancy her

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Of course lad, thats based unlike women who cheat which is disgusting

>if you love her why do you want to cheat
Why not?

because i have the urge to fuck other girls and shit impulse control

>Venom
>Chaos

howling, sounds like the roster of a fighting game

>she wears cute printed panties
waifu material

i dont have any friends and dont want any either

>Alright love, fancy a shag

Works every time

hey look one of the other girls is posting. on my way to slimming world to give my mum and sister moral support, being a size 6-8 already x

Hello Sierra Emily Beckett

Len stop! I thought you were past this

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ride up and ding ding ding her
get off and say 'hello'
have some chit chat
ask her for her number

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Creasing, lad. Absolutely creasing.

LADS LADS LADS am i right?

Anyone do steroids? Might be nice to have a steroid life.

I'm partial to the Untouchable Brothers

I did a type 6 this morning, happens every weekday because of work. I can make a strawpoll and collate all the data of /britfeeler/'s poos daily

t. poo lad

COME ON,
EILEEN TO-LOO-RYE-AY
COME ON

did anyone watch blackpool?

When are you back to school lad?

where does she live lad?
pls dont laugh at my life ;_;

>did anyone watch blackpool?
Full of chavs.

g-get it out please
WHERE?!
Prove you're a lad
get your dick out lass

Norm's the king
youtube.com/watch?v=iX_gUQeZcB8

>>she

ffs, lad...

no
Who's len?
That sounds good on paper but I think would be awful irl, or would it? never done this before and if I fuck it up I can no longer ride along the canal for fear of seeing her. Also I ride toward her, not from behind

I used to but stopped when I settled down with my wife and had our children. I also saw what prolonged use did to some of the lads at my proper roid gym and it put me off. One of the lads was on them for almost 20 years and he quit but he has to take testorone for the rest of his life because his body cannot produce it anymore, it was a real eye opener. But if you're deadset on taking it, do injections. Never pill form. That fucks you up much more.

ah i remember when i sang that for yous

i mean the show with david tennant lid

>how could you approach her
either don't
or be the creepy guy that hassles women on the street

i heard him and saku chipped in and got a barge and now travel the country's canals searching for victims

Some flamingo ones

Wore these yesterday and haven't been able to get them washed yet

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>he wears cute printed panties
keep him

you 'women' have no spine.

>or be the creepy guy that hassles women on the street

literally how i got my first gf

Mate this is what people do
If she's horrible to you then that's her business

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If I did viagra with a normal functioning dick how much bigger do you reckon it would be? with viagra do you become diamond hard and thus grow bigger as you are harder than you could ever be?

Essex bruv. Waheyyyy.

Anyone got any edits of that female wojak in the Greggs? I really think those pics are cute. Wanna fap to them, lads.

post ur discharge stains

So how do I do it riding towards her? also what do I say or talk about?

ooh ill post my dirty ones later too. lads all post your knickers lol

Show us the whole bedroom Legoanon.

sorry lass what else would you suggest calling a girl?
xhe?
>tfw no invertebrate gf
Exception to the rule I'd say but credit where credit is due I guess. I once took a girl home off the street but she approached me, dunno how you'd go up to someone like that desu

You know how sometimes you have erections that are bigger than others depending on the day and that. I took viagra once just to try it and it was the biggest I had ever saw it. Not like a humungous difference but it was definitely about a inch or so bigger. Hard as a rock too

British men are walkin around wearing these. Quint

I did not know that, and pills were what I was more likely to do for so thanks for the heads up. Pretty sad anyway. But nah I don't really have the time or the money to be other than a work out wagie.

fuuuuuuck but she's so attractive, the only girl in a long while thats made me want to approach her.

I'm a 22 year old man working for a law firm. I'm just very interested in poos

strawpoll.me/16185509

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Same thing we do every-night, pinky lad
shitpost on the internet

'lasses' can't give me a reason to get my pocket sausage out

if a girl called me daddy in bed id think it was proper weird desu

if norf FC was here hed get his dick out

nah were different girls lad.

I mean you don't know her at all lad, you're seeing her as an object rather than a person and she'll suss that out as soon as you speak to her. Why do you think you'd be good together when you know nothing at all about her?
whack it out you daft cunt don't make me pin you down and ask nicely

holy fuck, why don't people do viagra all the time then? that sounds great.

thats because no women ever has or will want to see your tiny little dick

It literally doesn't matter in the slightest mon ami
she'll either find you attractive or not

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September then. Year 9 is it?

id think it would be weird as fuck to have a girl in my bed lol

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cheers lad its decided

>hope its yummers for my tummers

I should rephrase that didn't add an inch to my dick, it just brought out it's maximum potential

Interesting. I don't think I've been rock hard in ages. Even fucking my gf.
I think I want too much. And porn addiction.
Interesting to see how Viagra would work.

daft 'girls' in here want me to prove i'm male by wapping out my noodle

i'm not getting it out

is it possible to shit quietly?

my flats bathroom is right next to two girls' rooms and i don't want them to hear me fart and shit in the morning

I don't know, she just looks like she would, she just has that feel about her, she gets me actually excited and I don't know why, I see attractive people daily and don't give them a second thought

Today's bra

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shit in a pringles can in your room then you clown

make sure its nice and spicy tho lad

please get out of your sisters room

Kek I was in your situation for so long and yes lad, I'm going to let you in on an old family secret of mine. Wack some toilet roll into your bowl you're shitting on a nice pillow and not plonking into the water