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>tfw in the midwest
>tfw no gf
>tfw literally went out to the cornfields with my friend just to shoot a 30 second long clip
I had a bunch of weird shit in my camera and made something out of it.
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>tfw in the midwest
>tfw no goth gf to watch children of the corn with
Who else /COLTS/ here
How old are you my dude, that looks like a high school project
Fuck you. SKOL Vikings, Andrew Luck is Trash.
>tfw in midwest and no chance of finding gf from Jow Forums bcuz no one here lives within 40 miles of me
spent a week in Colorado, now im back and I hate it more than ever before
Colorado's not in the Midwest..
Western Colorado might as well be eastern Kansas
Think about it
I feel like he's saying he's from the Midwest, went to Colorado, and got a reminder as to why he hates the Midwest when he returned.
Nah. Colorado is the hippie pot state.
>netherlands feels
Saw the corn, have a heatwave out of nowhere
Corn is really really short in the fields
I am not a farmer so i dont know if is bad or not
But usually at this time of year the corn is longer.
>pic related
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It wasnt my best effort desu. I had a bunch of clips and I wanted to use them.
Still learning, but it might be a while before I produce something of value.
>tfw live in Indy
Fuck Indy desu
You mean Eastern Colorado might as well be Western Kansas. Flat as fuck and threat of tornadoes.
You right
The Education system in Kansas not too goodly
Hey user, if you get tornadoes there just because it is flat? What are your temperatures like when they tend to form? Asking because our climate here is getting hotter and it is also famously flat >_> we dont ever have tornadoes except really really tiny little ones that turn over caravans maybe once every 5 years or so.
Michigan fag reporting in
If Colorado isn't Midwest then I never want to go there. I already live in a shitty town with 2000 people full of cows and corn.
Kansas City here.
>tfw no gf or friends
Pic related is OC, central IL fag
>caravan
Assuming you're in england you don't have warm enough waters combined with thousands of km of land to make the weather less stable than living near the coast in any direction.
Next post will be a century old book I found exploring abandoned places
>tfw pennsyltucky
>tfw no friends because every house is like a mile apart and no licence
>tfw 99% white town
>tfw surrounded by cornfields
>tfw everyone is redneck and drives trucks
Can I be part of the cool kids now, it's so fucking boring here
>tfw I'm getting so desperate Will who works in the steel yard is starting to look like he could put a couple cute kids in me
I need to escape this place
What part of KC? If it's any of the Suburbs on the Kansas side outside of the Dotte
Meant to have "then you deserve your fate" at the end of that but I guess the heat is making me retarded
Finally found book wjll post more pics if anyone has interest.
Outside of south KC.
Another book I found from 45 years later (1938) apparently imaginary numbers existed way before calculators could you imagine doing that shit
>Ohio feels
>tfw live in the most irrelevant part of the entire world.
>will never experience true culture
>will never live in a real city
>will never be able to go downtown and have fun with friends
Should I just end it?
>tfw Omaha
Tell me a less interesting city, I dare you.
Interesting. You should post this in the next creative robots general.
You can think of "imaginary" numbers (the proper name is "complex numbers") as being a number line that exists perpendicular to the "normal" number line. It's more complicated than that, but doing maths with them isn't very hard to do on pen and paper.
never been to any of these Midwestern cities, but I'll take a stab and say maybe Des Moines?
Who here /Kansas/? Original
kansasfag reporting, living in the middle of fucking nowhere even for kansas...
Why is the Midwest even a region? I don't see anything those states have in common becides geography and farming/industry.
honestly surprised some of you guys have internet access based on where you supposedly live
St Claresville, Ohio. When I asked how far west the Appalachians ending and driving would get easier the guy I talked to fucking asked me which way West is.
What regions my dudes? Douglas County here
Why would you be surprised that most of the population in the US has access to the Internet? Even the people who live out on the range in places like Montana have access to fixed wireless, cellular, satellite, and even DSL or cable in many cases.
broadbandmap.gov
The only places that aren't covered by some form of broadband are areas in the rocky mountains.
Morris county here.
I'm in manhattan
Well, there and Alaska.
Heh cool, I drive there now and then.
>Tfw pretty much the only business thats not a farm in your town is the walmart
>Tfw everyone goes to hang out at the Walmart for fun
Lived in west michigan for 2 years, enjoyed it. Would move back if I could.
Iowafag reporting in
Fuck this state desu, nothing here but corn, boomers, and existential dread
>tfw fat hicks with dip perpetually stuck in their mouths can get qts but I can't
>midwest
>not even in the midway to the west
Fuck off, north-easterners
/Kansas/ feels
>tfw no gf to walk with in the empty expanse that is Kansas
It may be boring, but it's also very comfy in the right places. I used to live in Decatur IL, and I have plenty of memories of seeking around the massive rail yard with my friends as a kid. Man those were the days.
South Dakota reporting in.
Come to Lawrence
Sure most of the girls are mindless Stacies but there are also some townie art hoes
They even claim to watch anime and play video games! And they hate Stacy
They're just like us!
Any Wichitafags around?
I used to be sweet on a girl from Wichita but she cared for Jesus more than she did for me
I wasn't very good to her either...
Good times
Rock chalk my dude
t. Chad
Brown county reppin
i live in a black ghetto, my school is in a Muslim area, streets are full of litter like in india, and I'm literally the only white kid in a fucking 3 mile radius.... god I wish I could live on a fucking ranch in the middle of nowhere
Maybe you should act like them.
The fuck haven't you moved?
Nice place, I went to a wedding there a while back
Shit tier
This guy gets it
How is it living in actual bumfuck nowhere?
>tfw I like living in the country in Iowa, but no woman will ever want to live with me here
Like it matters anyways, there's no single females here. Pic related, a bunch of wind turbines went up and ruined my view recently.
You in 'ELL EFF KAY'?
Do you like to party?
I am, but I don't like to party
>le St. Louis cityboi
>live in shitty ass small town in the midwest
>not even a normal small town close to civilization like hours and hours away from anything
>the people here are so crazy weird and poor it's worse than hanging out alone
>try to leave and I get arrested and stuck here even more
>cant meet any girls pretty much stuck in a jail cell with an xbox
>cant even legally leave my hillbilly town and there's literally nothing to do
>dont even have one resource I can access without it being illegal
>have a pile of money I was going to use to go to the city that has no purpose now
>just want to move to the big city
>every time I try I just get cock blocked and stuck even further
>have literally no friends here at all and even if I find someone to talk to no one has a car or anything
>literally the only thing to do is walk back and forth my empty town and see the same 2 buildings all day
I fucking hate my life id rather be homeless then live here
>live in shitty ass small town in the Midwest feels
>not even a normal small town close to civilization like hours and hours away from anything
>the people here are so crazy weird and poor it's worse than hanging out alone
>try to leave and I get arrested and stuck here even more
>cant meet any girls pretty much stuck in a jail cell with an xbox
>cant even legally leave my hillbilly town and there's literally nothing to do
>dont even have one resource I can access without it being illegal
>have a pile of money I was going to use to go to the city that has no purpose now
>just want to move to the big city
>every time I try I just get cock blocked and stuck even further
>have literally no friends here at all and even if I find someone to talk to no one has a car or anything
>literally the only thing to do is walk back and forth my empty town and see the same 2 buildings all day
I fucking hate my life id rather be homeless then live here
is there anyone here from Missouri besides me?
see this user kdjlsjbasboriginaltextkjdnsajenfj
What's the opinion here on MN?
hardmode: don't mention Somalis
sup? im thanks. hadnt read through it yet. i just did a ctrl-f
>tfw i always wondered the appeal of that movie and i just realize it's for midwesterners
it was still a terrible ass movie
Too fucking poor to move, I'm a student
I was just doing a bit; I'm no Chad
Did you grow up here? I'm something of a townie myself
Tfw your condos are in Chicago and Detroit so you don't have to eat corn and fuck chickens
Doing fine - just wasting away as usual. I mean, I don't like this state, but it's more like I just don't like America in general. It's also not like I'm some crazy anti america liberal, it's just really tiring wasting away here
Cool book user.
Netherlands where its flat and wet most of the time except now because there is a drought.
The dutch are infamous for their caravan holidays.
Here is some corn from near my back yard
>dont like this state
i could do without the insane humidity, but i love it here. this is home. its easy to waste away if you let yourself.
Grew up on the outskirts, near Midland, but I live in town now
come to Bloomington
Chicago?
t.peoria
not him but im in chicago. i hate it so much i wanna move to like wyoming or some shit
In the two citys there, in a small town, or in the strait up wilderness?
No, but I have a great granny that live in the north east.
I know there is a nickname for that region but I can't think of it.
id like to be straight up wilderness but that would quite the new experience for me. ive just really grown to detest the city
i live in southeast. if there's a nickname for the northeast part of the state im not aware of it
Posting from Shitcinnati.
Chicago niggers ww@
Right here desu.
Not a real nig though but whatever.
What neighborhood? White as fuck Lincoln Park
Whats up my best state dudes
I can attest. Been in Omaha for two years and the people are bland as fuck here. At least lots of anime films get played at the movies around here and there's some comic shops. I have a feeling Omaha would be better if you were actually adept at making friends, which being on Jow Forums shows I'm not.
>Quite literally the most underachieving franchise of all time
>Got assraped by Indy at home last time they played
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Fuck off traitor
316 whatsup senpai? Gonna jump into the Arkansas river if I lose my job so check the news
I'm surprised there's no hoosierfags yet.
>Middle of fucking NOWHERE here
You're not a true robot unless you live somewhere with no neighbors in reasonable walking distance.
Michigan user here, I love drinking towneclub
I knew some folks from Eudora and Vinland growing up so I know how Lawrence pulls people in
This city isn't like the rest of Kansas for better or worse