Where can I find a girl that will let me pay them to sit on my face for a while and let out a few farts?

I post BRAPP shit ironically. But don't put it past people to like it unironically. I mean look how many unironic cuckholds there are. I think that's a lot more revolting than farts.

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I like fart videos because it is dirty and forbidden. I dont like actual farts because of the smell. Some people actually do though

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There are a shitload of people who get off to farts. But I'm like

what about fart-cuckolding. like she makes another man smell her farts

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Sure. Where can I message you? Kik? Discord?

i want to do this but what if i shit in your mouth instead by accident

That would be even better. But you will have to piss in my mouth then too so I can swallow it all down easily

I didn't until you faggots started spamming BRAAAPPP over pictures of thicc asses

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I unironically get turned on to the the wet juicy ones.

>you think you're worthy of sniffing my juicy farts, user?
>too bad, my farts are only for superior faces hahaha
>just sit in the corner jerking off while I fart on a SUPERIOR MAN'S face maybe if you're lucky you'll catch a whiff

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>tfw dick twitched while reading that
p-phew

And they say porn isn't a slippery slope
>tfw basically at the bottom of the slope

well since my dick is already in my hand tell me what that entails user