Tell me the most and least normie thing about you user

Name?

Shit cunt piss cunt cocksucker

Most normie thing;
having relationships, but we met online, which means no one ever takes them seriously,
Even though I /actively/ try to close the distance these days, but its complicated even though I do take LDRs seriously

-My first ever gf was rightfully mad that I never said anything to her, but to be fair I was a generic run of the mill shallow person

This is the most normie and least normie thing about me, since as I said before, one of my ex-gfs was rightfully mad that I was unfaithful to her, and I met her irl friend, who told me they joked about their gfs in call and they rated me a 6/10 ? and the irl friend of my ex-gf re-assured me it wasn't anything creepy [I don't remember the exact rating]
Sorry for the long... text. I wanted to explain everything in depth or else something would be misunderstood.

Both most/least normie thing, since no one else considers these "relationships" seriously, and I get in trouble for them irl and online.

I currently have another thing going on with someone I met online, but I'm still upset that I never got to meet my gf and never got to love her properly, so I might hold off until I'm no longer upset, even if it is pathetic

>most normie
non-virgin
>least normie
cant get laid anymore

I have friends.

I'm a 28 year old virgin.

>Most normie:
I have a girlfriend. Pic related.
>Least normie:
I'm a real, diagnosed schizo.

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Most normie: Hate all Japanese shit
Least normie: Haven't had a calm conversation with a non-family member in 7 years.

Im unironically a normie except Im a virgin at 19 and Ive been on and off infatuated with Maylene from Pokemon Diamond

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I regularly go out drinking or to rave parties with friends

I have a waifu

Have a group of friends

Said friends are fucking stalinist tier dictators requiring everyone to go to a certain event/meeting/to the fucking pancake store if there's a majority and they enforce a rule of total obedience to that system and the ability to only ditch 2 times per 3 months unless ofc u have important work

Surely I am not the only one thinking this rule is legit autism, I am fucking confronting them about that after consulting with a helpful user here

I seem to make friends easily.
My life is mostly comprised of playing eroge.

Where the fuck did you find those people? Are they old friends or not?

Yes, known them since 1st grade. Probably gonna get shit on next time we meet cus I didn't want to play football/soccer today since I am average at best and I dislike being in mixed teams.

has had sex, and has had offers since then

too afraid to leave the house

m-mixed RACE? :o

No, didn't phrase that well. Mixed as in my friends + random lads because we weren't enough to make a team today

I never actually understood how schizophrenia works.

Do you actually hear other voices having conversations with you or what?

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>Most Normie
I go out to the nightclub every once in a while to drink and dance

>Least Normie
I go out to the nightclub every once in a while to drink and dance with my lesbian cousin who constantly tries to get me to make out with her

>1st grade
Thats rough, you have any other friends other then these jokers?

No, I have some old classmates with who I am friendly but that's all

i'm in a group of friends in real life.
inb4 reeeeee normie get out

Depends on the type, it's a broad term you know. I for example suffer from F20.1: Disorganized Schizophrenia.

I do have voices in my head, but rarely. It's more like a not identifiable whisper or a demanding shouting. Nothing concrete, it's just there annoying me. This and steps where noone is. But my mind mostly just generates these if I'm tired and calm.

But the worst thing is paranoia and constant fear of other people and your surroundings. Like you have a feeling that plants are stange, alien organisms which don't belong here and there are things beyond your consciousness watching you from hidden corners. Also too many stimuli make me feel strange, everything feels so real that it feels surreal. It feels like sunrays are pushing me backwards and stuff like that.

I know it's bullshit, but my thoughts are not my feelings, you know?

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If you are in Uni, try and find a club to make friends. If you work, try and find people you can talk to and eventually hang out. If neither try and find local game/card places and try and be a regular. For your current friends idk, do they live near you?

>most normie
have friends, job, going to local college and non-virgin

>least normie
on a night-shift schedule so never able to hang out with said friends, and just browse Jow Forums and play vidya because everyone else is asleep

>most normie thing

I am a pretty active volunteer in my community - animal shelter, K of C, Big Brother (no pedo)

>least normie thing

I no joke hold grudges that go back decades, and actively seek out opportunities to harm people who wronged me in the past, even when they long ago forgot whatever the initiating incident was. I also have stalked - no-hyperbole stalked - my first girlfriend for over 15 years, and I can't stop (but have very luckily never been caught).

Thats really interesting. Some of the paranoia symptoms sound like a really bad acid trip desu

Must be rough to live with though, I'm sorry user. I'd probably never leave the house

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>most normie
have fb with like 20 friends
>least normie
am virgin incel hiki

I stay inside for 20+ hours a day.
I possibly have an eating disorder.
Getting "screened" for autism currently, and that's the most un-normie thing you can be.

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I like cats.

I'm a NatSoc

>I have a job with one of the largest employers of the world

>I spend most of my spare time scavenging archived /trash/ threads for rare fart porn

The least normie thing about me is I work in the military

The least normie thing about me is that I am a shut in and an anarcho primitivist

Thanks bro. It gets better, as long as I go out regulary.

ea, it's like a bad LSD trip, used to do the drug. But I already had the disease before I used drugs.

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>most normie
6'1 and not bad looking
>least normie
I cant stop daydreaming. I do it for hours everyday. Also a khv neet with no friends

>most
Have a (small group) of friends
>Least
I have quite a few diagnosed mental disorders (Trichotillomania, ADD, Severe Depression, Generalized Anxiety, etc.) Along with me being a sperg and virgin.

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>most
I have a job I guess
>least
I'm 24 and have never kissed anyone

GOOGLE ISN'T GIVING ME ANYTHING. WHO THE FUCK IS THIS???????