>tfw you cant even tie your own shoes
who else here too dumb to live
Tfw you cant even tie your own shoes
Connor Allen
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Liam Diaz
just buy slip ons
Aaron Brown
I hope you're not a dude
Asher Russell
If you're a girl it doesn't matter you can get nice shoes with no laces
Joseph Cooper
That's so cute, I want to fuck you in the ass.
Jackson Smith
i already do but they don't look as good as normal shoes
im not a girl!
Carter Ortiz
You wanna learn how to tie your shoe?
It's a very easy thing to do.
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop...
What's that? It's called the loop-de-loop.
You put your laces in each hand,
go under and over again, take your loop-de-loop and pull,
and your shoes are looking cool.
You go over and back, left to right, loop-de-loop and hold 'em tight.
Like the bunny ears or a Christmas bow, lace 'em up and you're ready to go!
Take your loop-de-loop and pull, and your shoes are lookin' cool.
>oreoginal
Noah Martinez
Just learn OP, the only reason you can't and the rest of us can is because we learned young and got a head start
Henry Morgan
LMAO!!! too dumb!!!
Colton Gomez
I'm 28 years old and still can't tie my own shoes. But I figured out a way that works for me. I figured out an alternate way to tie them that's good enough anyways.
Landon Powell
Looks like YOU need a lesson! Watch this!
Thomas Young
it's just learning certain steps, user
I didn't learn until I was 16
for me it was mostly from lack of trying
I hope it's like that for you too, otherwise you are dumb
Nicholas Gonzalez
>im not a girl!
aw fuck and this was a cute thread
Eli Butler
ive tried a bunch but the knots always undo immediately or it looks weird.. when i tie off a plastic bag or something with a knot it ties fine though. it's really frustrating!
Jonathan Williams
StiIl is
Nicholas Ortiz
>tfw the school psychologist had to teach you how to tie your shoes when you were 7
I don't think my parents had a lot of faith in me to be a normal person.
Jaxon Scott
Off yourself you retarded faggot
Michael Parker
youtube.com
Do you know how to tie an overhand knot?
First tie an overhand knot.
Then make it like pic related.
Then tie another overhand knot.
Secret technique that looks right even though it's not the "correct" way.
Benjamin Hernandez
OP is cute, I would like to teach you stuff like how to ride a bike, tie a windsor knot, how to tell the time, and then I would gently fuck you in the ass, to be desu.
Michael Green
>can't swim
>can't ride a bike
>can't tie my shoelaces
is there any hope for me
Gabriel Taylor
Yes, become qt twink hubbies.
Logan Butler
I can't tie trash bags unless it has the draw strings.
Nathan Russell
i might try this one later... thank you!!
same, the landlords always yell because trash starts to spill out but there's nothing i can do
Noah Martinez
Come on dude you have no excuse, there are ton of YouTube tutorials. When I was a kid I was such a brainlet I invented my own way of doing it because I couldn't understand it the way other people were showing me.
Gavin Rogers
I really really hope you understand this.
My mom showed me how to do this and I didn't learn the correct way until I was 12 from my father screaming in my face to get it right. Also I work really hard to explain things so people can understand it because I believe the ideal teacher can teach anything to anyone and that other teachers are just not resourceful enough in finding a method that works for their students.
Brandon Adams
Just get ones with velcro and things similar
William Ortiz
Yeah, I've had that problem too. When I lived in an apartment it wasn't too bad as I just threw it in a dumpster which didn't matter.
However, I also suck at a lot of things as well like driving a car which I can't understand for the life of me. I don't think I'll ever end up being able to get my license. I wonder what makes us adults now days struggle to adapt in today's society and world as far as basic shit. Yet we have other intelligent features that far extend past that of normies. It infuriates me that literal normie tier brainlets can just live life with no problems yet someone with an above average IQ and understanding has so much trouble adapting to basic aspects of life as well as basic motor skills.
Adam Torres
google it you dumb fucking nigger
I can't believe how mad this post actually made me
Carson Cooper
>bullied in high school for wearing velcro shoes
n-no thank you
Colton Clark
I was bullied in middle school for wearing them.
Robert Morgan
you deserved it for being a faggot
Jordan Allen
This is a better picture to explain that step. Please excuse my autism
Jackson Ross
looks like lady parts to me desu
Landon Smith
In the most non-homo way I can say this, I unironically find shit like this to be cute & endearing. I would gladly teach you how to tie your shoes, OP, if I were with there with you. Though I'm not, so just keep practicing and watch some youtube tutorials.
Brandon Bell
why is this thread so gay? like literally gayest thread on earth, get a life you stupid desu using fags OwO
Kevin Wood
>tfw you post dumb shit like this on a mongolian basket weaving forum to try and get attention
Noah Morales
i didn't even make this thread with gay intentions uwu
Joseph Cooper
another secret
learn tap dancing to learn how to ride a bike
do united taps tutorials until you can do good pullbacks/staggered pullbacks (practicing on carpet with socks helps, the friction makes you drag in bursts instead of slide)
then riding a bike is as simple as
1. knowing how the breaks work
2. sitting down
3. pushing off with both feet
4. getting your feet on the pedals
because you know how to move your feet while in the air, positioning your feet quickly enough after you push off will also be easy
Adrian Carter
you obviously did you lying faggot piece of shit
if you didnt why would you use an anime image huh dumb cunt? fuck off or ill kiss you
Jackson Cook
Fuck off right now or I'll hold you down in front of the entire thread and kiss your tummy.
Ethan Morales
Yeah same. I still don't understand the bunny and tree (or whatever the fuck they call it) method everyone else seems to know. I just tie a square knot with a bow inside it so it can be undone.
Justin Hernandez
>be me
>23
>still not potty trained
Liam Sullivan
Let's be dumb together user! I just dived in tmy pool with my phone and now it's beyond repair. Being useless is cute!
Dylan James
is that not the right way? thats how I always did it.