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i like to imagine he's in every part of history

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Lods I've takken a wrong turn somewhere and now the only way I can get aroused is to dig into my thigh with a piece of wood or knitting needle then drip some burning liquid or caustic in there. My legs are an absolute mess and I keep edging ever closer to my crotch. One of these days I know the temptation is going to be too great and I'm just going to mutilate my dick with a fury only dreamt of by Jews and progressives combined.

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*pops all the inflatable footballs at poundland*

haha darren u fookin ledge

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earlymorningposting is slow and shit

Can't bare to spend more than 5 minutes on Jow Forums anymore. Think i'm out fellas

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>youtube.com/watch?v=Kvm1Yxk-L08

pretty relatable desu

We can't help being slow in the minds.

Tea 2(3) sugars, milky

I dare not dream that the Pusher is with us once again. I heard he died.

Anyone want to talk about ghosts lads?
Anyone had a genuine paranormal experience?
Any Wiccan/Satinist/0ccult lids?

if that is you lad you have alot of explaining to do

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more relatable desu

youtube.com/watch?v=rIHWuz7_cJ0

You'll be back. There are cooldown periods, but you'l be back. Like a lamb to the slaughter, you'll be back.

Failing for this larp

Ghost mummy lad here, dont know if anyone remembers me. It's been about 2 years, no more ghost mummy as of yet.

You can leave if you want, but we'll remember you. We remember everyone that leaves.
see ya next week~

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back like a tourist comes back to the zoo aye. Not diving back into this shit heap

A man died taking a dump in my house years ago, I used to think it was haunted.

saggers edits have come a long way

>that gadget show segment with pollyanna in japan dancing to that song in a maid outfit

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Saw a banshee once
it unironically reee'd at me

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I don't remember you lad but I'm comfy just about to make some tea (nae sugar jist milk) and I look forward to hearing about ghost MUMMY.

Original op maker was better

saw a ghost once on /nightwalk/ but ive posted about it here before so maybe youve already read it and i dont wanna shit up the thread by telling old stories, considering the amount of supposedly haunted places ive /nightwalk/ through over the years im surprised ive only seen the one ghost

>implying led lads bloated corpse isnt actually posting on /britfeel/ tonight

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find me it and link it lod

That show was so over-hyped back in the mid-late 00's. I used to watch it religiously but its nothing more than a magazine show.

Also my brother was on it once on their liveshow edition.

No pls share /spook night walk user/
I wanted to go into Edinburgh dungeons with mummy a few weekends ago but she said she'd shit herself and have a heart attack

youtube.com/watch?v=CpsEHbyT9m8

couldn't do that nowadays

lads how do i cure death grip syndrome i think i ruined my cock, i cant cum unless i grip it hard as fuck and go fast as, had sex and couldnt even cum a while ago, had to finish myself off on her face, not even circumcised

>went to bed at 8pm
>"can't wait to wake up early feeling refreshed tomorrow"
>wake up at 1am
>wide awake now

FUCK

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I know it's been there for ages but I wish we could get rid of the calendar on the op image, it's kinda pointless and it makes making the op a lot harder.

have light, lubey wankies.

i shit you not it would take me hours to cum, ive tried lad, i cant do it

try not wanking for a few days/weeks. get your sensitivity back

watched this movie '71 about a british army kid that gets lost behind enemy lines in the troubles.

troubles era films are cool

prefer busty suzy but i tuned off before this tasty blonde joined

*clink clink*

50p please matey

Okay, well here's some music for it.

youtube.com/watch?v=R4-RuB2485s

My mummy passed away when I was 16. About 4 years ago I was in a mad depression. Was feeling super sad, at the time I was 21 living on my own. So I prayed late at night (i never pray), asking my mummy to come and give me a sign or anything. It's also the only time in my life I prayed and meant it.
Anyway, I fell asleep. I was having some boring dream I don't quite remember it but at some point in the dream something grabbed my arm. Now it kept grabbing my arm enough to actually wake me up and take me out of the dream, so as Im waking up I notice that the pulling of my arm is still happening. At this point I still got my eyes closed in my bed and the pulling is continuing and I actually can feel a hand around my arm. It's kinda dark but I open one eye. I see a white frail hand wrapped around my arm, I'm pretty much in shock at this point, deer in the headlights moment. I look at the hand and follow it up with my eyes and it's connected to this arm that leads into this very stereotypical black cloaked figure.
I try to make out a face of it but I can't see anything in the center just blackness. I stared at it and it let go of my arm and just faded in front of me.
That's basically it.

Hows everyone tonight? Originally posted

i've always wanted to visit ireland, but my ex-squaddie dad never wants to go there due to the troubles.

tell him he's a fascist and spit in his face lad

patrician

had many a toss to that milf

it's got that cunt from skins and i can't stand him but the crying game and bloody sunday are good

Same except 10pm, I can never sleep much anymore. Big day for me today as well

Not him but what troubles? Is the IRA still about

YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED /BRITFEEL/

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A man really did die on the shitter in the upstairs bathroom.

>had many a toss to that milf

me too

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>be me, /nightwalk/user
>1am or so
>walking down pic related
>its in a very nice, quiet area, not the kind of place youd expect there to be any chavs or smackheads
>the path is near enough arrow straight about 200 yards, downhill slighlty the way im walking
>overgrown with bushes and trees from gardens at either side
>at the far end of the alley notice what looks like a chav in all white baggy clothes, looks like he has his hood up aswell
>realise hes probably seem me so act like i dont give a fuck and keep walking down
>just past half way down there are some patches of mud and puddles, look down to make sure im stepping over/around them
>look back up and hes just about disappearing, walking to his left straight through a fence
>there are some gates to back gardens down there but none where he was
>didnt hear any gates open or close anyway
>carry on walking down and slowly looking around with a "wtf" look all over my face
>pass where he was and theres nothing there, no gate, cant make out any footprints or anything like that at all
>it then dawns on me just how bright his clothes looked, down there it would have either looked dark if he was in the shadows or tinted orange from the streetlights but his clothes looked very bright white, thats why i noticed him so far away
>walk out onto the road at the end feeling paranoid as fuck all night

its worth saying that ive been down there dozens, probably hundreds of times since than and i havent seen or heard anything strange

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For me it's worrying and thus not sleeping.

Yeah, course the IRA is still about lad. They tried bombing Gerry Adams last month

the "Real IRA" (that's their name) still exist and do riots every now and then. brexit might fuck it up and make them more powerful

You're worse than those avatar fags who'd attach an anime picture to every post

everyone else > blick women on social media

aaah yer killing me lad

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didn't she have a magazine shoot in like a catsuit outfit one time?

I don't believe in ghosts but my dad had some pretty spooky stuff happen back in the day.
>1970s so everyone on the street knows each other
>my gran and grandad, his mum and dad have left him home alone for a few days
>at some point in the night the phone rings
>it's the woman who lives across the street
>asks my dad if he's okay
>says he's fine
>"Oh okay, I was a little worried I saw someone go into the house"
>probably his face when
>runs around the house turning all of the lights on
>never found anyone

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YES YES GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS. YOU INCOMPETENT FOOLS HAVE UNDERESTIMATED ME

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Thats the PIRA, the IRA disbanded after the good friday agreement

mate I remember there was some video or picture of her butt... wo
carol vorderman is really hot too

does stoned ape theory have any merit?

ive tried that too lad, nothing works, i think i really have killed me cock

I'm actually pretty worried about this too. I'm way too rough and I think it's cause I've got slightly tight foreskin so I don't get much gentle stimulation

youtube.com/watch?v=vVPWyRqf_jI
This you, Danny lad?

So what did the aristocracy and shit do back in the 19th century when there was nothing to do

now this takes me back lads

maybe, mushrooms really helped me. theyre bretty awesome. thinks aztec people ate them a lot called it the flesh of gods.

Nightwalkers where you at? South West bots also unite

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cor lads proper gasping right now

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That gloucester docks lad? I'm like 2 minutes from there.

makes sex pointless lad its ruining my life, cant even cum without wanking myself off at lightspeed

Walked around a walking room, tried to seem cultured by buying art work, did painting, managed accounts, went to dances, schemed against one another and so on.

Yes but check this
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1182571588

duel and have gay orgies

STAND
FOR THE FIRE DEMON
RISING
INTO AND WITH THE CLOUDS

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Aw lad that is spoopy but sweet. Ever try the Luigi board?

found this, sounds like all hope is not lost

curedeathgrip.com/plan-a.html

Thanks for the rundown mates. Literally live under a rock up here. Any word on just how powerful they are? We talking isolated sects or full blown underground army brewin

sadly fake, lad. they filmed that for a task on the show

perhaps this picture is more to your liking laddo

yea you got me user its me

safe and sound at home in west lancs here lad

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I'm in Truro city :)

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only version I managed to get on like my iphone, but it didn't really work too well. I think I need a proper board, my papa had issues with ghosts when he was younger oddly, he only told me recently.

Lots of police on the yellow brick estate in Peckham tonight, lads. /ourgang/ killed one Walworth road pussyhole and stabbed 2 others tonight

is death grip when your willy "burns" when peeing after wanking? Think I did that other day. Tried being a bit gentler and haven't had it since

Thanks for ghost stories comfy spook anons xoxo

AFAIK not really, he misrepresented a lot of science about the mushrooms and extrapolated on a lot of stuff without anything backing it up.

It was better when he said that christianity was based on psychedelics which makes sense when you read about the "thrones" nonsense

>some fucking lucky lad just got
Lets see what it is!

There's a cat one on Amazon I really want, hopefully channel some neko ghosties

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school hols so seeing lots more armed police. proper comfy it is, lads. Think they'd let me hold their m4 if i ask super nicely, have the safety on and have them right next to me?

>this happens most times for me now

Aahh stop making me paranoid lads!

Guy who lives opposite my window is a neet as well, he literally never closes his blinds so all night I see his tv, either playing video games or watching what looks like wwe. I always wonder who it is that lives there, the house is too nice he obviously lives with parents, do they just let him be a neet? Does he ever go outside? Stuff like that.

Thing is on warm nights I leave my window open as well but make sure my light is off, he just doesn't care. Worrying maybe people can see my laptop screen though.