>If you have ever had sex you're not a robot >If you have ever had a gf you're not a robot >If you have a social life many friends and go to bars clubs and other activities you're not a robot >If you're not a KHV you're not a robot >If you're not a Neet Hikikomori or Wage Slave you're not a robot >If you aren't a Male you're not a robot >If you aren't autistic or mentally ill in any way you're not a robot >If you are not fat or a small skinny manlet you're not a robot >If you aren't sexually attracted to 2D anime girls you're not a robot >If you're not a pedophile you're not a robot >If you are married and have kids you're not a robot >If you are not poor and have a lot of money you're not a robot >If you are not ugly or average looking you're not a robot
NORMALFAGS GET OUUUTT NOOOOWWWWW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!.
>if you are something I don't identify with then get out!
What an autistic sperg, the point of this website is to be ANONYMOUS. Who you are or what your circumstances are is IRRELEVANT. Go on reddit/tumblr if you want to go make a whiny echo chamber about the pathetic things that you think make you YOU.
Zachary Gutierrez
No they are not, they don't derserve to be robots, they derserve to be called "Prisoners" of a North Korean Labour Camp
Joseph Rivera
Had one girlfriend who turned out to just be using me for entertainment and I'm not a pedo. Other than that I'm basically all of these things.
sue me for trying once and not wanting to fuck kids lmao
Hunter Fisher
>Today I discovered that my three friends from high school who's always share everything and talk almost every day already had sex
>, the point of this website is to be ANONYMOUS. Who you are or what your circumstances are is IRRELEVANT.
You do realize in the old days of Jow Forums most of the user base was losers and fuck ups unlike now where its all normal people and Jow Forums was created by a weeaboo it originally was a site for anime fans nerds and social outcast
Isaiah Lewis
That's a lot of criteria to check off. Can we pick and choose or does it have to be all of that?
Samuel Evans
>eye's
Autocorrect was a mistake.
Dylan Nelson
Hahahaha bro you're so mad, just chill bro, no need to get upset, here just look at this meme i got off of reddit, haha its that loss joke remember? Haha bro i laugh at that joke every time, its so funny, and only a real robot would understand it
>Pedos are true robots. I feel like if you're not ugly but a pedo you're still a robot
This
Kayden Carter
Hikikomori do not have girlfriends they are completely isolated and never go outside you faggot you're just an introverted Neet also get out.
Caleb Wilson
Fuck off you pedo scum, you are the reason why us Robots are rejected by normie society
Asher Fisher
>you are the reason why us Robots are rejected by normie society
Are you sure it's not because of your own shortcomings? LOL.
Dylan Perez
>you have to go outside to have a gf and have her come to you haha you're an actual retard posting that on the internet
Camden Morris
wait, im still KHV, and pass the other items in the list, but i've had many hugs with girls, do hugs count for anything?
does sexual abuse count for anything? i got abused in high school by one girl and she pretty much ruined my confidence and trust in people, especially girls
Landon Collins
>Virgin Check >TFW no GF Check >Shut in Almost. I have one freind and they occasionally invite me out. >K, H, and V Minus the H >Modern day slavery Check but I manage with part time because no life means limited expenses. >Penis Check >Brain problems Check >Unhealthy body Check >Masturbate to cartoons Check >Want to diddle children U wut m8? This isn't circa 2006 /b/ and never has been. I think you might be a little confused. >Ball and chain + accessories Why even include this when virgin and no GF is already on the list? >Poorfag Check >Fell out of ugly tree I really don't know on that one, other people's perspective are nessesary to gauge your own attractiveness and I don't socialize.
Matthew Russell
If I recall the media is fired up because of the incel shit. Most pedos are volcel. Pedos don't hate adult women because we don't feel anything from them, not even a twitch.
Online relationships aren't real get your head out of your ass satou.
Christopher Ortiz
>Pedos don't hate adult women because we don't feel anything from them, not even a twitch.
Non-exclusive pedos are attracted to both kids and adults.
Leo Smith
If its a hug from a random girl it counts but a female family member doesn't count nor does being molested unless you liked it.
Ian Davis
non-exclusives can live perfectly happy lives as long as they don't have any kids, if they know they're pedos but they still have kids they're pretty retarded.
>U wut m8? This isn't circa 2006 /b/ and never has been. I think you might be a little confused.
You mad?
Benjamin Sanchez
a girl in middle school hugged me but then she went to a different school and I've never done anything since
Am I a normie?
Jack Brooks
Your amusing display of impotent rage is one of the reasons I come here in the first place.
Alexander Gomez
>if they know they're pedos but they still have kids they're pretty retarded.
Not if they learn to control themselves.
Jaxson Cook
>Am I a normie?
No you are an incel
Anthony Johnson
>Your amusing display of impotent rage is one of the reasons I come here in the first place.
GEEET OOOUUTTTT NORMAL PERSON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
reading comprehension apparently isn't your strong point either.
Noah Johnson
>reading comprehension apparently isn't your strong point either.
Regardless hikikomori do not have girlfriends they don't leave their rooms do not talk to anyone they piss in their rooms they eat in their rooms they collect garbage ect unless it's an online relationship hikikomori do not have girlfriends there is no such thing as misaki faggot.
>no friends+bars/clubs? Check. Only 1 friend(my cat)
>KHV? Yes.
>NEET? Yep.
>Male? Yep. I have a dong.
>mentally ill? Depressed and anxious.
>skinny? 6'0 and 125 lbs.
>anime waifus? Yes.
>pedo? Yes. 14 and above.
>married? Hah. Never even had a gf.
>poor? Rn in my country i have 12 lei to my name.
>average looking? A max 5/10
I hate myself
Aiden Morales
>I hate myself
Same
Benjamin Diaz
Guys I've hugged twice by this one girl in 10th grade, do I still check off?
Liam Cook
>Guys I've hugged twice by this one girl in 10th grade, do I still check off?
No
Lincoln Foster
Nah dude thats bullshit, she's the one who hugged me dude and she friended me because of my akwardness and we both did rotc. Plus I felt weird hugging her and didnt know how hard I should hug her because I didnt know if it was weird to hug her tits. I never really talked to her at all about anything, yet she stuck around with me and sat by me at lunch plus I'm a pedo so thats should give me like an auto robot reassessment
Nolan Reed
>Yes. 14 and above.
Every man is an Ephebophile user.
Julian James
>plus I'm a pedo so thats should give me like an auto robot reassessment
True
Eli Brown
yes im not robot i cyborg im cant find my place in world where i belong too normal for robot too robot for normal
John Moore
I almost fit all of those categories except for the pedo one
Elijah Bennett
I have a girlfriend but I don't love her does that count
Owen White
why did he take off his shirt tho
Ian Watson
>does that count
Yes and that's not even a girlfriend that is a fuck buddy.
Angel Fisher
>I almost fit all of those categories except for the pedo one
While I don't disagree with you there is only one robot on the planet and its you OP. But that kinda poses a problem. If you are one of a kind then you are special and if you are special in any way how in hell can you be a robot?
Sebastian Fisher
Most robots who came here four years ago have since got girlfriends and had sex. Theyre still robots. Most people lose their virginity at around 19, so a robot who came here at 18 could have easily had sex since, its virtually certain that most of us have had sex.
The adult virgin thing is a meme like bane posting on /tv/. Its not real its just funny.
Benjamin Flores
I am not one of a kind you faggot i am just the only real robot left all of the real robots besides me left.
Asher Price
>Uggghh its just a joke guies it isn't a real thing
newfag
Gavin Sullivan
Its true though. How many of the pathetic virgin stories do you think are legit? Do you also believe tendie posting is real?
Julian Howard
>The adult virgin thing is a meme I'm 31 and a virgin, what now?
Carter Long
Unless youre in a wheelchair or some shit I seriously doubt that.
Jonathan Parker
>How many of the pathetic virgin stories do you think are legit?
A good porschen.
>Do you also believe tendie posting is real?
Maybe some but not all normalfags who larp as robots are cancer.
Jonathan Gomez
>I seriously doubt that kek, you're at fucking Jow Forums
Bull fucking shit, there is no fucking way that it is similar for women Fuck off
William Myers
A place where people pretend to be virgins because its funny, with maybe a handful of actual incels thrown in not getting the joke.
Kevin Thomas
Had a GOOD long laugh, thanks OP. >if you never ate shit that you pooped you're not a robot Here, helping you out.
Camden Williams
Either way, I'm 31 and a virgin, fite me
Alexander Roberts
Men tend to have more sex, and be more promiscuous than women. Thats why the hurr all women are whores meme is funny, its the exact opposite of reality.
Are you an actual adult virgin or are you a very good troll?
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FUKING SAY IT? INCEL MEANS A Person who is not in a relationship nor has had sex in a significant amount of time, despite numerous attempts YOU DUMBASSES . NOT ALL INCELS ARE VIRGINS HOWEVER TO BE A ROBOT YOU HAVE TO BE A VIRGIN THIS WAS DISCUSSED ON HERE LONG AGO.
Sure you are kiddo, does your dad also work at Nintendo?
Oliver Walker
To be a robot all you have to do is pretend to be a virgin. Sometimes.
Because its funny.
Zachary Hall
All the fembots here claim to be that way because they havent had sex in months, most guys here havent period. I know plenty of guys who are virgins, i know hardly any women that are virgins Also guys cant be whores dumbass
Xavier Gomez
>Self-reports >Nowadays boys are supposed to be fuckbois and girls to be virgins >The legitimacy of this """"study""""
And then this faggot says:"it's just to be funny no one here is a virgin" :)
Jesus I swear you're a next level kind of cancer
Isaiah Walker
>i know plenty of guys who are virgins
Youre either underaged or lying. Its virtually impossible to be a virgin after 20.
Robert Hernandez
>INVOLUNTARY >CELIBATE C E L I B A T E and it's ok if he had sex? Retard. What you described may be a robot, a failed normie, a cyborg, whatever. Not incel.
Hudson Sanders
I know a a couple of guys who are virigins after twenty. I dont know any girls
Luis Phillips
But it is jist to be funny, and statistically its almost impossible for a person past 20 to be a virgin.
Scroll through the catalogue and see how many threads you see about girlfriends or people talking about sexual experiences. These same people will be pretending to be virgins in the next tendie thread. Because pretending to be a parhetic virgin is the point of Jow Forums. Thats why its funny.
Gavin Perry
They in wheelchairs?
Noah Cox
Celibate just means a person who abstains from marriage and sexual relations it doesn't mean being a virgin even MGTOW can be considered celibates because they are going their own way in life regardless of whether or not they had sex..
Jace Phillips
>tfw 21 and a virgin while not being ugly or in a wheelchair
H-heh
Robert Morales
>phoneposter get out
unsurprisingly unoriginal
Aiden Bennett
>its almost impossible for a person past 20 to be a virgin.
Are you fucking stupid? jesus christ this has to be bait have you ever heard of Elliot Rodger?
Well obviously if 3% of men are virgins after 21 there will be some (although most of them will be actually disabled and in wheelchairs and shit) if you take a large enough sample size, but the point it its very, very unlikely.
Jace Ross
>pretending to be a parhetic virgin is the point of Jow Forums. Thats why its funny.
Obviously you were not here during the beta uprising era yeah our fellow robot Chris Mercer was totally a normalfag larping when he posted that he was gonna shoot up his school and then actually did it right? BULLSHIT.
>If you have ever had sex you're not a robot >If you have ever had a gf you're not a robot Full-tier manwhore due to unlimited (and unreflected) self confidence until 17-ish, even including a lucky FFM. Good times. >If you have a social life many friends and go to bars clubs and other activities you're not a robot 2-3 good bros from youth left. Meet every 1-2 months and get drunk, that is it. >If you're not a KHV you're not a robot see above >If you're not a Neet Hikikomori or Wage Slave you're not a robot 8 years of hiki living to the point of panicattacks over buying groceries. Improving in the last 3 years >If you aren't a Male you're not a robot suck my grower cock, bitch >If you aren't autistic or mentally ill in any way you're not a robot Avoidant, ocd and probably more. Fuck therapists and diagnoses though. They do not treat you toward being happy or content, just to let you function. Not paying or opening myself up for that shit. If I can't fix it on my own somehow, the fault stays >If you are not fat or a small skinny manlet you're not a robot Worked it back from a 115 kg blob back to 75 kg >If you aren't sexually attracted to 2D anime girls you're not a robot Do not touch or doubt my waifu >If you're not a pedophile you're not a robot Feared for a bit I was, staying on imageboards too long. Turns out I am actually disgusted by 3d lolis. They simply smell wrong, shit was a relief to know I tell you. >If you are married and have kids you're not a robot Voluntary self enslavement or findom are not part of my kinks, no. >If you are not poor and have a lot of money you're not a robot NEET, might find IT shit to wageslave >If you are not ugly or average looking you're not a robot cutesy babyface, to the point of often being assumed gay. Too bad I hate males even far more than females. Age should hopefully make it less prominent
Xavier Butler
what meme is the kid in the blue shirt supposed to be doing in the third panel (the one with the dab)
Gabriel Wilson
>there is no such thing as misaki ouch, you didn't have to go that far user...
Chase Richardson
No he was an actual virgin who believed he was in company and acted like a retard. But thats even funnier. Beta uprising is a meme. Adult virginity is a meme.
Colton Martinez
Thanks for giving me hope user. I was watching eggy videos and i was becoming pretty blackpilled until i saw this
Chase Phillips
Do you have anymore white pilled images?
Cameron Perez
I was being sarcastic you fucking idiot and back in 2015 most of the real robots were still here so he was in company.
Tyler Moore
Theres no such thing as a real robot. Its always only ever been normal people pretending to be virgins because it was funny.
Asher Garcia
Ya i know, but it would be torture to be attracted to your own daughter everyday knowing you can't do shit. For me that would be torture atlest