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Tanks vice

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thanks, fuck

reeeeeeeeee

thankfully these attention seekers on here that try to make a name for themselves and participate in "incel chat groups", as they name it, are a minority and we don't need to feel discouraged by them

"This guy is shitting his pants, Jesus fucking christ man :D ha ha ha ha ha"

Okay, this is epic

Pretty fair reporting desu

Imagine having a journalist sitting where you jerk off and looking over your shoulder while you watch a man shit himself on your computer which is presumably full of pornography.
He didn't even make his bed.
She could probably smell his cum.

the smoking probably covers up the cum smell

Is he from that r9k deathcult shit

wow she is a horrible narrator

the only journalist that can cover this type of subject the right way is louis theroux. i'm surprised he hasn't done it yet.

>incel community

How fucking cringy
These guys actually video chat in a group about being sexually unwanted, what a bunch of faggots. Why don't they just fuck each other already?

>social rejects bonding with each other is a bad thing
What does she think would happen if they didn't? People with shit lives are going to kill themselves regardless, at least bonding with other sufferers makes it all bearable. I hate normalfags so god damn much.

the guy on the video could've easily made a life for himself instead of becoming this cringy "robot" personification who laughs uncontrolably at his epic friend shitting in front of le femanon while the others spam "nigga" and pepe the frog.
by his current looks he's probably nearing his late 20s and reaching a point where it is too late to make a significant change
he's not even anxious while on camera despite chainsmoking. he traded that just so he could have a name in an incel community

Ugh I really hope we get sent back to the Neolithic style of life soon

>implying it just doesn't smells like somebody out some cigarettes out in a puddle of jizz

he is hot as fuck .. i would love a bf like him (gay)

This guy actually looks really good.
How the fuck is he an incel? Are women's standards just that insane nowadays?

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Yes they really are. It's incredible easy for a male to be a sexless pariah.

It's probably an actor.

Only forgot to add the image of anime grill blushing or anime catboy pretending to be lost in thought to it. Nobody cares that you're gay like 40% of Jow Forums nigger

>videocatting with strangers
Why?

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oh, if I could count the ammount of times I heard women gossiping in college
>he's pretty hot but there's something off about him
I'd say social retards are better off being ugly but when they are they think is because they're not chad lol

Yep. Was called hot yet weird so you're fucked and alone

why bother make incels look good physically?
I thought the media was on the hate dont bother to understand just generalized all incels as one person/thing

That's because he is a fucking mentalcel. Literally the only bad thing about his face is his ears.

Fake video. Incels can not be that good looking. Women only want good looking men and in realy all the thots are probably offering themselves to that guy when he roams the streets.

>Vice
>Elle Reeve

Oh good, I can't wait for an ideologically motivated hit piece.

This piece was very sympathetic to incels. They want to spin it as an entitled, toxic mental thing, not as a bunch of super ugly and gross nerds.

and they are definitely cute to some

this
but I don't necessarily think he's an actor
He's a failed normie. He mentions some mental conditions so I think he doesn't even try becauseo f that. He rathers be in this comfort zone and then willingly give in to the hivemind and habits of the most advanced robots in here. He's a 6 maybe 7/10 when he takes care of himself who's aging (you can see his face started loosing the sharpness of your early adult years) and is way too into (maybe addicted) to robot culture that he wants it to be his identity forever.
There's a lot of good looking mlaes in here who would do well in society if it weren't for small traits of the tism and other conditions. They could still manage to do that but they probably don't wanna try anymore

Really makes you think. I wonder why didn't (((they))) take for the video an actually ugly guy, who actually tied to meet girls and failed and instead chose white, average looking neet, who praises ER. What could possibly be the motivation behind this?

3 things:

-that guy is really fucking hot
-it wasn't an inaccurate or dishonest report
-what pisses me off about incels is that they define themselves by their inability to have sex. what's so unattractive about these guys is that they think sex means everything. there's more in this world than sex.

>there's more in this world than sex
like what?

>never leaves the house
>women won't sleep with me REEEEEEEEEEEE!!

What did incels mean by this?

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this guy they reported on runs an r9k themed tinychat and has been on omegle for years lol

Just think, the mere existence of people women dislike is offensive to them.

>there's more in this world than sex.
Why are women so invested in convincing everyone that this is true.

just doing things you enjoy. for example im a 24 year old virgin but i don't really care, that's not what defines my life. i just spend my days sitting in my room playing a 13 year old MMO and making music.

>sex isn't even that big of a deal bro!

Someone post the study that was spammed around a week ago

What do incels have to do with this video, though?

i can imagine sex feels nice and all, but i get by just fine with masturbation. fuck off pathetic porn addicts.

i was expecting you to be a woman and write some basic bitch thing like "travelling!" but that sounds equally fucking stupid

>j-just d-don't think about sex, w-works for me!
digest.bps.org.uk/2018/07/20/three-week-diary-study-sex-today-increases-sense-of-meaning-in-life-tomorrow/

why do you consider sex an important thing with so much more to seek for in life?
really, think about it
you cum and that's it. you want to place some quick pleasure that holds no meaning at the top of your priority list and you fail to see how you've been memed by society and never outgrew this teenage idea that hedonism is everything there is to this life
You are trapping yourself in this cursed mentality that only diminishes you in every other way

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calling my post stupid is not exactly convincing

>just get a hooker lmao
>115 upboats

lol seriously go ahead and make a list of things that are more important than fucking so i can laugh at your dumb ass dweeb hobbies

he said he was a mentalcel with agoraphobia and social anxiety and that he doesn't leave his house for days at a time

>he thinks there is anything that holds objective "meaning" in this world

Get a load of this nigger. Take a second to think it over.

I hope you can actually believe in those strawmans you are writing, since it's either cope or rope and you seem to stick to first option.

I stand with you 100% percent, user. Don't be discouraged by these people. I could probably get myself an easy fuck if I showered and went outside at night but I know too well that I'll regret this shallow relationship driven by hedonism and the pathetic route that I'm choosing in life that same night. It's not even that these people don't understand, they simply don't want to. Don't allow yourself to be persuaded by any of them just cause they're the vast and loud majority

if you could get ass if you tried you wouldn't be here, fuck off

incels can't even make irl friends. the underlying causes go way deeper but people cope the way they can

>really, think about it
>you cum and that's it.
You are legit bad at sex.

if you have an hbo subscription there's a bonus scene on hbogo where he goes to a grocery store with the reporter and it's hard to watch he's so uncomfortable and tries flirting with the fem reporter

>if it weren't for small traits of the tism and other conditions
Thats the sad thing instead of being given help or sympathy over small things, they are blasted with negativety about it ,

which stops them from wanting to try anymore then you have media potraying them even worst light, why even bother at that point be what they want you to be kind of thing

whenever I see reasonably attractive men like that I always find it hard to argue with the lads that push the 80/20 thing, it also highlights the sort of warped stardards or to be nicer different dating preferences of women (not looks matching etc or considering looks matching as lowering their standards)

>tfw you think the guy from the video and the reporter would make a nice couple.

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He's more attractive than she is, but I guarantee you she thinks she's 1000x better than him.

I won't. why would I make a list of things that I find more important that you a hundred percent consider a big joke and reason to mock me. I could talk spiritually with you and even say shit like "seeking your dream and making friends that you can count on along the way" and you would refute me and laugh at me the same way. It doesn't matter to me at the end of the day. I won't stop believing the shit that I do because of some hardships and the lack ofconstant pleasure. I just wish you would make an attempt before you decided for good that life has no meaning and nothing matters.

I'm going to write a comment saying "we need to kill them all" and see how much normalfags agree. It might just reveal their true nature.

>you are bad at something you just said you don't care about
I hope you realise the stupidity of what you just said

>anxious, social phobic, and agoraphobic
>still I can talk to this hipster girl vice reporter 6 inches away from my face

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>MUH DREAMS
oh dear
>muh friends
had them, don't need them anymore

i have never seen eyes that far apart

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How do I get involved in these online chat rooms? Seems fun

I rather just let time deal with your stubborn mind

It isn't stupid.
The implication is that sex is more than you think it is if you know how to do it right.

watch the bonus video he basically has a panic attack

where is the bonus video

There's a bonus meme?

Oh for sure. I bet she has a boyfriend several times above her level who she thinks is lucky to have her.

its not on youtube you have to have hbogo

Okay, I will spend a bonus fifteen minutes next time I have the opportunity to do it and see if it will open my eyes
Most of you don't even care for having sex with a person that you love and want to spend eternity together and a one nighter would be enough, yet you want me to understand the importance that sex carries

They don't exist. It was made up for this movie

he's already done autism

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Its not about having sex.
Its about failing to attract women. And yep that's actually a very big deal. Evolutionary speaking that's the only purpose for a man.

>not cumming on hand and smearing it all over hand and shaking hand of (((reporter))) when she shows up
>not having piss bottles out, caps off
>not tending the cumrag mushroom garden for the (((reporter)))
>not showering beforehand, built up 4-5 days worth of reek
>not ashing cigarettes on desk/floor, casually forget reporter is there and ash on her
>not blowing smoke in her face
>not drinking heavily as she is there, "accidentally" grope her
>not rubbing genitals, commenting on the vinegar ball sweat fragrance
>not having a onahole on desk display
>not taking (((reporter))) out on your monthly cigarette and food excursion outside and show her how you interact with wageslaves
>not forgetting wallet or being short on cash, make her pay for alcohol
>using a mac instead of a full desktop with autism light displays
>video chat on CIAnigger spyware, not irc with VPN
>not being casually racist in conversation
Guess how I know this guy is a casual normalnigger

probably some millennial hipster faggot intern, that's all vice seems to have on staff.

hard to find unattractive actors

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Not gonna lie, I find her really attractive

>not using riced loli linux
>not being nude and wrapped in a bed sheet
>not asking her if she know what a bussy is
>not using a nicotine stained model m
>not causally leaving the cum tribute you made of in the wastepaper basket
>not asking her racial background beforehand
>not showing her your Jow Forums infographics
>not sitting on garden furniture
>not showing her where you punched a hole in the wall

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>tfw no braindead sloth vice gf

>Elle
It seems like she's been assigned to cover everything even remotely related to Jow Forums.

wouldn't be surprised if she posts here

notice me Elle senpai

>tfw you fantasize about the reporter lady sadistically destroying this young man's life by forcing him to have dirty sex with her.

>oh yeah that's right incel boy.
>you thought you could have a cozy life hiding away in your room.
>guess what, suck on them nipples.
>where will you run to now that you're no longer a virgin?
>what will all your incel friends think of you?
>you're all alone now.
>nowhere to run to
>*pounds away with her pussy*
>oh yeah incel boy I want you to cum right between the gap in my eyes.
>you thought I was some feminazi bitch?
>guess what I voted for Trump! Hail Hitler!
>now give me that blue eyed aerian seed
>you thought you would grow the balls one day to become a hero to your community? kill a bunch of Stacies and Chads?
>too bad, all your balls will do is cum away your hopes and dreams in my ass!
>you're nothing but a cum dispenser. Fuck you!
>you think that's the end of it?
>hear that? that's your facebook notification. yeah I set that up for you.
>our little video will make you famous and you'll drown in pussy.
>nothing but sex for you now you asshole traitor!
>how does it feel all alone on the other side with the Chads?
>I want you to remember my face when your friends line you up and shoot you with the rest of them.
>you're dead kid.
>gamers rise up!

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>not making her cum infused brownies from a recipe you got from a meetup posted on a cambodian MRE ration collecting picture forum
>not telling her about the time you got rejected to homecoming dance 12 years ago by stacey and how you have sweaty dreams about it every night
>not asking her to add a woman's touch to your battlestation "cum rags on the left or right? Too close to the moldy food or just right?"
>not showing her how it takes 35 minutes to order a large pizza with specific instructions to leave the pizza at the door after 3 knocks cash will be slid under the door
>not getting up constantly to turn the lights off and close the blinds because the camera guy keeps going MUHH LIGHTING
>not demanding interview be done to accommodate your busy schedule and circadian rhythm... reporter shows up at 4am, your lunch hour
>Do you guys want to play dwarf fortress? Let me show you dwarf fortress. Have you heard of dwarf fortress? I play dwarf fortress.
>not offering the reporter a glass of water out of a glass that has been on your desk for 4 weeks, it's cool you'll wipe it down with your shirt real quick
>not getting agitated by a simple question and knocking over last weeks cereal you forgot to remove
>not apologizing to her for this cereal mess, show her how you dispose of trash out the window
>not firing up ps2 because you have company over "let me show you this game, I got it when I was 14, hasn't gotten old after playing it for over a decade."
>"women hit the wall at 19, by the time they are 21 they are used up grannies."
>"I'm aiming to be arch-mage someday, what is arch-mage you ask? Well you aren't even a wizard so I'd have to kill you with a hex I choose from my tarot deck."

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9/10
I hope to encounter more posta from you/s in the future

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I'm also not too ugly and i even go to the gym

but i'm a 27yo kissless virgin, maybe i'm a mentalcel too, but girls really dont care or look at me, i never noticed in my entire ife

This is fake.

He is an incel with social anxiety + phobia but he is completely ok with having an attractive female interviewing him and a camera team in the back, documenting a video for an extremely popular magazine worldwide.

also he is good looking

>incel
nice nice
when is this buzzword going to go away?

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I'm fairly certain he is a normalnigger actor but if he wasn't I'm guessing he wanted money. His setup is just not accurate for someone who sits at a computer for 2 days straight brooding. He doesn't even have a fucking mouse at his tiny shit tier desk. Anyone who stays inside all day on their computer typically has ghetto rigged or bought a better set up than this.

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There's no way that guy isn't an actor or a humongous faggot trying to get girls to boost his ego

How is he incel? He's above average in attractiveness.

that girl looks absolutely ridiculous with those glasses

>the virgin incel
>the chad robot

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incel: 5'3" balding ethnic man

not incel: tall, slim blue-eyed white guy with poor social skills

looks are everything

which means he's a fucking norm pretending at being one of us? 'kay

yes+
he is a neet, it seems that he lives all alone and judging by his apartment, he has a lot of money...if his parents aren't millionaires who are willing to buy him an apartment, pay his bills, food etc then this is 100% fake

Its not about putting your benis in a bagina. Its about the feeling of social approval you get.

t: lost virginity a month ago

It was actually fairly neutral.

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she looks like a basic hipster scuzzball who thinks she's hot shit cuz pussay powah

Yeah she even snaggle teeth in like my animes

>a solid 7/10
>Incel

No? Incels are buttfuck ugly men that don't get women for stuff out of their control. This guy is a 7, he doesn't even need to approach, at worst girls find him "kinda cute".

yes cause he is an actor