Be me, security guard

>>I say "yeah, wouldn't it be weird if you were talking to someone and then a few days later you found out they killed theirself"

My sides have been obliterated

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this can not be originally true.

Moral of the story is...

If you're gonna kill yourself make sure you actually die

please tell me you're making this shit up.

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www1.odcr.com/detail?court=051-&casekey=051-PO 1800215

Holy fuck OP how can you be so stupid to dox yourself?

idk if OP is being honest but the system treats you like a fucking criminal

Im sorry, rusty shakelford.

wtf you cant get a restraining order for one fucking call

>doxes himself to prove he isnt lying
nice

You can get a restraining order for anything so long as it's a female filing it

No fucking way.
Did you threaten to burn her house down or kill her family or something, Rusty?

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oh shit nigger what in the fuck are you doing

There's no way she wins this case
im sure shes trying to scare OP or some shit
what a CUNT

I admire your commitment to proving people right when they question your honesty. That's the exact kind of egotistical self centered shit I'd do.

Well the US legal system is completely fucked and bias towards men in these situations so I wouldnt be surprised if she wins this

All she has to do is say he's a crazy person who tried to kill himself and said that "it would be funny if I died" on her records and she'll win no problem

>tyler
Is this you?

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This. Wheb they show up scream youve got a gun then reach in your pocket. Your family will feel fucking dumb.

I legit only asked her to help me get the incident off my record. She asked who I was, I told her and she immediately hung up

that's tyler1. im tyler2

This is what happens when a roastie decides to become a therapist
They don't help anybody, they only hurt
In the best timeline this dumb slut would have been a housewife, not causing harm to innocent people

Why would you want this evil bitch to procreate?

This is her btw originoli

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she has a very VERY punchable face

I concur. She is also a fatty but she cropped her body out so it's harder to tell

Sometimes you can't
it doesnt pay well too, prettt dumb job

I made $10 an hour. Better pay and less work than McDonald's for example.

>becomes therapist
>is a modern woman
>is a fucking psychopath
Man, its really a fucking crapshoot, interacting with women. They tell me that I just gotta "go for it", but that's just because they're giving me advice from their life.
Like the one time my "Chad" friend told me to "just go dance next to a girl and if she looks at you, make out with her".
I wish that the world would melt

Don't worry she'll likely end up as a career focused single woman well into her 30's in this timeline, destined to be a cat lady or "dog mom"

You can't live off that
i cant live off 14 here, a real shitty apartment is 80% of my income

>They call cops to come get me

Sounds your family wants you dead.

I was sharing an apartment with my brother, his girlfriend, and her two year old. After I lost my job they moved away because we couldn't afford to pay the bills anymore and I had to move in with my mom.

looks the type to do that

My mom was calling me psychotic the other day, saying she read about it online and I fit the description. What a stupid bitch. I hate her so much.

It's one thing to get bullied by the world, but when even your own family treats you like shit it sucks ass

That cat looks cool and good

OP you have to delete this thread
you posted contact info and if anyone contacts her you could be in deep shit

I only posted the court case. Why would I get in trouble for that?

anything can be used as evidence, and ALL the posts here could be used against you

My mom constantly says that she knows I have autism yet when I do something autistic she says it has nothing to do with it at all and Im just making excuses. Women are literally nothing but toxic to the mind of a man, and their own mothers are always the ones that do the most damage.

Just kill your brother, the therapist, the yourself. They've already fucked you, there's no escape. May as well give them what they want.

at this point i honestly can't see a happy ending, dude

m.facekike.com/katielynnvc Is this the bitch youre talking about OP?

*replace kike with book obviously

nah that's not her. she's more overweight XD

Because both are flammable?

I'm too autistic / socially awkward to do anything else. I had been doing security almost 2 years. I just wanted to go back to security ;(

Guess I'm gonna have to bust out the ol' charcoal grill

i mean that wasn't a suggestion to commit, maybe you should skip town desu- it sounds like your family are assholes anyway. steal everything you can from mommy and nope the fuck out

actually sounds like a good idea. but where would I go?

So much this.
Get as much money as you can and start fresh.

anywhere seems like it'd be better than there, idk man, a smaller town/village or a big city are your best bets

now now wagie, don't go around threatening to suicide, you're a governments property after all.

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I understand your reluctance to address my post honestly since you doxed yourself already. . .
Your options are "man on fire" go out with glory. Or
Steal as much shit you can from your Mom to get on your feet and skip town.

Both options are going to give you some excitement and probably get you out of your depression.

this also, adrenaline is a hell of a drug to keep you going when your family isnt

You can't be a security guard anymore. Sorry but it is what it is. I wouldn't hire one that had to have an emergency protective order either.

If I am going to start fresh I would like to go to a different country. Don't know how I would do that though...

Dude, you just got free NEETbux, what the fuck are you complaining about? You don't have to work anymore! Getting admitted is the best case scenario.

How did you get your lonely guard job? Sounds like the ideal life to me.

Holy shit you just doxed yourself
Way to go retard

how do I get them?

What is anybody going to do with an autistic neet's information?

Fuck the OP, he doxxed his therapist and opened up the oppurtunity for any of us to contact her and start fucking with her. We're all friends here, and we wouldn't do that, but who knows...

honestly, this sounds a bit odd to me, so I'm not gonna call

to be honest the therapist sounds like a bitch anyway

Just apply
securitasinc.com/

this is all public info, stop being a pussy, you triple nigger
not surprised

I would only have had to stay there for a week, but she filed a petition to the court so that I would have to stay longer and have it on my record.
If she didn't do that I could have gone home and enjoyed my job. But she did it, on purpose too. She did it specifically to fuck my life up because she said herself that she didn't even think I was suicidal and that I was just trying to get attention. She was also trying to convince my mom to put me in a homeless shelter. So fuck her.

sorry to hear it, m8
having been committed myself AND needled, these people deserve made things
also, you might find this interesting: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosenhan_experiment
TL;DR: the mad literally run the mad house, and the committed are literally better at treating patients than the doctors
you've more control than i

>made
bad*
damnable auto

"this is true", the user agreed in an originally worded statement

why the fuck would you tell them you are going to kys
just deny it retard
>my brother is crazy, hes just really stressed for some reason. I think its his job
>no ive never wanted to kms
>no I didnt hang myself i dont know why the marks are there, maybe I slept in the wrong position?
took me literally 20 seconds to come up with those lies
also disown your brother for ruining your life

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Now this is Jow Forums I know and love. I have a very similar story OP, except I'm not a retard. This happened over the last 7-14 days, hard to remember exact dates.
>work deadend job
>rarely speak to another human
>decide to kms
>quit my job and just get high as fuck all day every day until my money runs out
>the day comes where I'm out of money
>get drunk and high as all fuck
>apparently I destroyed my brothers car by kicking in the windshield and smashing in the sunroof during a drunken rage
>passed out sleep in my room afterwards
>brother gets home and starts freaking out
>his gf starts freaking out
>they call my mom and sister over and they start freaking out
>they don't wanna listen to me and just call the cops
>I walk out, brother tries to restrain me
>I push him back and leave, get on subway and ride across the city
>there's a spot where you can see trains coming but they can't see you
>wait there
>put head on rails
>feel train coming and pussy out
>end up going home at like 7am next day
>mom takes me to get "food"
>end up driving to a hospital where security guards run up to the car and strong arm me inside
>they have guards posted outside when I go to take a piss they won't even let me close the door
Here's where our stories differ:
>they ask me questions
>I absolutely refuse to acknowledge that I am or ever was suicidal
>I deny using any drugs
>I deny having any problems
>I insist I'm perfectly fine and healthy mentally
>after 4 hours of this they're finally convinced and let me go

The trick is to comply but also avoid giving them any way to imply you're a threat to yourself or others. Trying to run away was my immediate reaction as well but if I did they'd have commited me.

I'm still suicidal as fuck, but at least I have my freedom.

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"Rosenhan agreed and in the following weeks out of 250 new patients the staff identified 41 as potential pseudopatients, with 2 of these receiving suspicion from at least one psychiatrist and one other staff member. In fact, Rosenhan had sent no pseudopatients to the hospital."

Such a troll lmao

Yeah dude they're not your friends, despite what they say. I'm this anonAnd I could tell they had bad intentions for me, they thought I was too smug and I could see in their eyes they wanted to commit me. It's hard to describe but you can read people, beneath the surface I could see the lady in there just thinking "wait until we have you commited". I displayed way too much independence and awareness, and I didn't let them have authority over me, I would stand up because I'm tall and just sort of physically impose my presence on them every time they tried to talk down on me. They kept trying to push me into the role of a victim and then use that role as an excuse to legitimize their power and assert their will on me, but I played the game and gave them nothing. I could see them getting angry and they kept trying to use little tricks to get me to slip-up
I said I didn't remember the exact time things happened so they tried to write down that I had blank spots in my memory and was delirious. I shot them down and explained articulately that my memory was in perfect condition, and that while I couldn't immediately say whether something happened at 3pm or 4pm, I still had complete memory of the events in chronological order. They tried to say I blacked out and wasn't in control of my actions, which I again refuted and explained that I was entirely coherent.

Those people act like they're doing their jobs out of empathy and kindness but they're actually sociopaths who love using the system to abuse and degrade people. Like most things, it's a power trip and whether they're conscious of if or not, they get pleasure out of humiliating and incarcerating people. See how happy they were to ruin your life even further.

I just don't like lying but I guess in that case it was necessary...

I don't like outright lying myself, but I think it's justified in these type of circumstances. If you are honest with them, they'll distort your words and paint a false narrative, then use that narrative to oppress and incarcerate you. Once they have certain keywords in the system, you're pretty much fucked. They try to emphasize certain things so they can check off the write boxes.
>suicidal
>drug dependent
>intent to hurt self or others
>delirious/delusional
>paranoid
There's others. Even if you are experiencing those problems, the system is incredibly flawed and may or may not help you. I think getting commited is an awful thing and probably makes things worse for most people. Your freedom is valuable, don't let them take that from you just because you value honesty.

youtube.com/watch?v=r8ngDnWwFBI

>As usual they don't want to discuss the things that are depressing me, just call me crazy and say I need to be taken somewhere
I feel this, too real.

yep. one of the main things was that I was 22 and still not driving. I had been asking to drive since I was 16 but my family is simply too lazy to take me driving Once I got out of the mental hospital my mom still refused to let me drive, telling me I suck at driving etc.

Poor OP. This really pisses me off. I hope you get sorted out somehow. Best of luck

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Well played origin anal comment

best of fucking luck amigo

Thanks user
I'm 21 and same thing, never learned to drive.

She looks like a mega giant cunt.
Why do women ruin everything and one.

Kill the woman first at least

>says they care about your mental help
>holds you hostage for a week

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>Shakelford
badass last name btw
clearly to solve the problem, you need to end it where it began, your brother....

shoot them fucking up or someshit

why the fuck are these autistic dumbfuck bitchniggers care so much

>all of those various fines
Burgerland is a nightmare

Sad... Do your best you can still recover