/britfeel/

I didn't wash for 4 days and damn, my room smells like shit. I showered but my room smells how I used to smell.

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thread theme tbqwy me lads

Worried I have some sort of problem with my dick. I piss my bladder empty but it still feels like I need a piss.

moved onto reading The Two Towers

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Cats just done the biggest shit ever in its litter tray. Why does it smell so bad I thought the whole point of the litter tray so to mask the smell. We've had this cat 3 years and it's never once shat inside it's always lets you know when it needs bathroom and you just open the door. Decides not to when I'm the only one home.

My dad is freaking out in a happy way that I might be getting a job very soon.

He might only be excited to snatch away quarter of my wages though just to "pay bills" when its probably gonna go to his retirement funds..along with my Cinderella stepmother

solution: dont do that

Adulting is hard lod.

How dare they ask you contribute to the household that has fed you and housed you and given you everything.

>Adulting
REDDIT >>> IS THAT WAY MY DUDE

Ah yes the old urinary tract infection

>along with my Cinderella stepmother
She makes you do all the chores while she does nothing? Must be hard on you.

>REDDIT >>> IS THAT WAY MY DUDE

Adulting is hard lod.

Ah lad. Good books.
Might give them a reread soon.

Fuck off boomer

Old shit

I'm not complaining, I understand why they would do that. A quarter of my wage to the house is reasonable.

What I do find stupid is that they expect me to have another quarter split for new clothes, even though everything fits me or is too big for me and I got enough clothes to last me a good few years.

Will I have to show a doctor my dick?

Most people pay their parents board when they're over 18 lad it's normal. I pay my parents 100 bong a month, that includes everything which I think is a fair deal. Your parents don't get any money off the goverment anymore for you so they're paying for you out of their own pocket lad

No will just have to piss in a tube

I call her that because she's actually a huge fucking bitch. She belittles me for trying to speak my opinion on anything. She actually takes immense pleasure in belittling me when my dad isn't around.

unironically started lurking. already been convinced to start a business

Losing him was blue like I'd never known
Missing him was dark grey all alone
Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met
But loving him was red
Loving him was red

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I understand completely, I've said to Another user that quarter wages is reasonable.

My mates WoW game time is 440 days

I quit a few years ago and was over that. I racked up about 2 years play time in 5 years. You ever seen that South Park episode? Pretty much me.

Jesus, my WoW gametime was only 100 days back in the day. Runescape was almost 350 though

48 y/o has been crossposting, lads.

Yeah boomers are more interested in what they can get from their children rather than what they can give them.

Wish I could check my game time, but my subscription ran out and I can't log into my high level toons any more (I think that's how it works). I haven't played in like 2 years.

How do I meet cute art hoes lads? All the art hoes I know are stacys but I'm more after a more cute in a weird way kind of lass

Done fuck all at work today. Actually did nothing, the only person I spoke to was the cleaner.
I was just there listening to old XFM and watching youtube videos.
Totally pointless me being there, and this is the third day in the row it's been like that.
My manager is on holiday too so I can't even pester her for work.

>tfw not a NEET
>tfw don't have the time to pump literally years into a video game
Feel like a big normie whenever I look at the playtimes on games I've played in my life. Think the longest I've ever played a single game before was about 500-600 hours which isn't even a month

>Vocal ability
>Lead singer

>Vocal range
>Alto

classic timmy

why would you want to waste so much time on a game? well, its your life, i guess. But i think its rather silly. i regret wasting so many hours on video games

being in a relationship isn't all its cracked up to be
I have no social life now, my weekends are taken up by her

What you doing in the club on a Thursday?
She say she only here for her girl birthday
They ordered champagne but still look thirsty
Rock Forever 21 but just turned thirty
I know I got a bad reputation
Walking around, always mad reputation
Leave a pretty girl sad reputation
Start a Fight Club, Brad re-pitt-ation

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Sounds comfy lad, basically getting paid to do nothing. I do fuck all most days too but there's always people around so I don't get to do stuff like listen to or watch things. Wish I could play vidya at work too.

is your cleaner fit

Nah I don't. I was the top tank on my server. I was respected and adored.

It was worth it.

-give yourself tasks. pick a cupboard to start with and organise everything in the office alphabetically
fix the photocopier
test all office chairs to see which is the fastest over 9m
buy an office goldfish

>listening to the second side of the OST
utter shit compared to the first side
youtube.com/watch?v=cNxrN56FuBI

Are you literally a teenager?
Your parents telling you you need to spend quarter your wage on new clothes in ridiculous.
Well done. Great contribution.

Because I'd rather spend time on games rather than most of the other things I'm having to do right now, like working.

Our cleaner is a 60 year old man nicknamed Burger.
What do you do instead? I was just drifting in and out of sleep waiting for an email with something to do.

Fuck that, tell them to fuck off and you'll spend your money however you want.

Love Tay Tay.

I rip my fingernail off

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Nope, I'm 18 coming along 19 soon, I just lost weight thanks to being too depressed to eat much.

His parents wanted children so why is he under any obligation to pay them?
They are responsible for his life, they need to care for him indefinitely.

Actually considering my birthday is 9 months after my dads birthday..I'm probably the result of birthday sex.

I read this in a russian accent

I don't think you understood me user, is he fit? xD

Nah but he sounds like a bro.

Browse the chans, slope off to the toilets, go get another drink, eat a snack (I'm kinda tubby), check normiebook, check my personal emails, go internet shopping, talk to my girlfriend, etc. I would listen to music too but I'm not sure if I'd be allowed because we have to answer phones and shit

>Mfw my sleeping schedule is even more fucked then Autumn
Why does Summer have to exist?

Wonder if DM will post the chatlogs and prove the accusers wrong itt

By choosing to have unprotected sex they chose to bring a life into the world.

"Alright Ron, just this once, since it's your birthday, give us a cummy fanny"

DM is still a nonce though if he talked to a weak mentally ill tranny

Who here /christmassexbaby/

Fair enough. I can see the attraction if you're the best. I know lads that have essentially given up their social life to play games, i dont understand why they could not do both. And now they are suffering from depression and regret it because reality has hit them and they have no real life skills

What do you respond with when you get asked what your monthly budget it? (renting property). Like I work part-time so I can't exactly determine how much money surplus to toy around with every month, its anywhere between 400 - 800 quid. What should I say?

How are you guys doing by the way? Glad the heat-wave seems to have cooled off.

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i was november sex, my birthday is on the weekend

Love being woken up by the sun at 4am every morning (not)

I eat my baked beans with spinach and broccoli
I'm a healthy boy

Your parents got a little frisky on Bonfire Night did they?

OK this is the best fucking thing I read all day
Probably true, but who's to say that they were totally expecting to have a kid out of it?

My four cousins are all mid-november children of valentines day

I can't sleep at night and always browse /britfeel/, early mornings are the worst because the threads stay quiet until 6-7AMM

>has unprotected sex
>missus gets preggers
>"oh no how could this have happened?!"

Eh, there's always the chance that doesn't happen

>you're on a comfy autumn walk
>suddenly you see this, what do you do?

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Well someone's got to keep the threads going in the early hours I guess. Keep doing what you do, insomnia bro

dunno sounds hot tho
>ywn fuck your gf under the stars on bonfire night

Woah.. epic lads...

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tap it with my foot to see if its still alive and fuck it regardless

Everybody report in

TONBRIDGE

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Is this a girl or a cute femboy?

I may or may not have a chance at doing that since mine and my gf's anniversary is on bonfire night

was there a time when the troll face was the equivalent to pepe?

Plow the fields

Yes a magical time known as 2008

there was a time when teens were going around with that trollface on tshirts from hot topic

>tfw you will never fuck your mum on bonfire night
why go on

I completely forgot about trollface. You never see it anymore. Funny that...

Not a very big chance though lets be honest

Unless you pulled out or something

Because you gotta catch them all.

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are you the lad single-handedly making all that incest porn appear in the trending in the uk category on pornhub?

Remember lolcats? Ahh those were the days

People used to have a much less cynical attitude on here yes

I don't browse pornhub, but i haven't looked at any porn today

There's a reason he's left /britfeel/ rather than post the chatlogs and that reason is he's a nonce.

the dude has a beard in his other videos not hard to find out lad