This is the cutest god damn shit

Is there more to it?

I don't remember a girl with black hair in Scooby Doo. Also all Scooby Doo porn comics must feature Velma in her orange sweater. That is the law

Women live life on such ultra easy mode. Fucking hate women

Those comics are always off.

I wish I knew, she's super cute

>bitch gonna interrupt game time for some attention
Fucking roasties

It's madden, it's not like it matters. This isn't Bloodborne

but velma has brown hair

Yeah except it never works out.
Tried this once, my bf raised his eyebrows and said "oh..nice.......did you...need somthing?" I said "yeah...you" and he made this little whine and just kept playing so i changed back and cried in the shower for a while.
Girls, dont do this. Dont bother him while hes gaming. You have no idea WHERE he can save, if hes in a boss fight or anything. Wait till he gets a snack or somthing. It hurts the soul to dress up all sexy then get well, rejected.
(im the fembot that tosses out his pee bottle for him, forgot to share pics yesterday my bad.)

you dating a neet?

I really doubt you're real but if you are then you shouldn't be with him. Find someone who actually likes you more than a video game about sports.

Yeah i was here day before yesterday. He has realllly bad ainxity so he doesnt leave the room to pee unless its nighttime. So he deposits him pee bottles in a box, i take them out to the woods every other day and pour em out for him. I dont judge him, id do the same for anyone i loved who was sick and needed support.
Actually it was final fantasy 15.
I love him too much. Hes the bees knees but i DO wish he would be more sexual. I dont press it tho, its easy enough to rub one out in the shower.

I will aslo add hes very vocal about thinking he might be asexual. Which i doubt, he just doesnt know how to project he cant just have a boner when i want it. So its a mixed up back of shit. Great in bed when i get it tho, not big or anything he just put ALL his focus on me...so you give a little a get a little.
Abyway, were off track. Ladies ,just pick your moments. Dont bust in on a random point. Watch for a second and make sure they arent too deep in THEN pounce.

Dump him. I'd immediately drop my controller and barely contain tears of joy if someone did something so affectionate. Then I'd get dumped for almost showing emotion.

depression effects your sex drive that is if he is depressed but you should go find someone like yourself instead if he doesn't reciprocate your feelings

Not being a white knight or an orbiter or anything but honestly that sounds like you're overexerting yourself for someone who doesn't even like you.

Awh thats sweet.
Real life can surprise you tho.
I wouldve loved to have what your describe happen but people have hobbies and id be kinda annoyed if he tried to fuck me while im knittinng or painting, so, even tho it hurt, i cried and got over it cuz its understandable..
You deserve a girl tho, you seem nice user.

>You deserve a girl tho, you seem nice user.
You think that but in reality he wouldn't do a word of what he said.

Dude needs to back away from that fucking TV. Guy got a 52inch and is sitting fucking 1 foot away from it.

I don't even know why she doesn't work the courage to go in.

Fucking Shaggy...

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Guys guys, he needs me and i get off on being his carer. Its a simple trade off with lots of frilly feelings on it. He cant go anywhere without me, so its understandable to turn down a girl when you litterally see her every waking moment. He sleeps while im at work so he can wake up when i get home. Hes always happy to see me and if sex is lacking frequency because hes sad, i get it. I can sacrifice sex for somone genuinly lighting up when i open the bedroom door.

I think you should watch welcome to the NHK

I'm in the same type of relationship, except I'm the guy. I wish she was more understanding like you and less about herself. I would love to be came onto like that or even just made to feel like she wants me. Instead I just have to initiate sex out of obligation, make her cum and move on otherwise she gets in her own head and thinks I'm not attracted to her. Those two in combination along with her bad living habits that get under my skin actually increasingly make me less and less attracted to her. A self fulfilling prophecy really.

Your guy is lucky. You're sweet.

Wtf her using sex as a weapon is so bad for your health man. She should get over herself, you guys are supposed to be a team.
Lets not think i dont have my own issues tho. Ill admit i dont cook as much as i should, im a bit lazy there. Ill make soups and stuff you can reheat but i feel so guilty i dont have the energy to feed him every day. And i can be jealpus, i shouldnt cuz the guy cant go anywhere without me but hes a cute guy and girls do stare at him and ill get quite and snippy. Im working on those things...its not like hes gonna leave me but hes MY baby. :(

Bish fat as hell

>not from Russian with lard
Come on now

My oneitis is just like Velma, I approve this message

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This made a question pop in my head.
Guys, if you were playing a game, how would you feel if your gf started giving you a handjob? I like the idea of making it difficult for a man while playing, but I think it might just be annoying.

>video game about sports
>implying other videogame types are more worth it
What a fucking retard.

Now thats somthing he has let me do. He loves it. Its no work for him so he gets to keep playing, youre not really interupting, hopefully he will see it as an enhancement to the gaming activity. I usually only do it if were cuddleing while hes gaming . Just reach in and grab that noodle.

>Quantum of Sausage

Okay, I lost my shit on that one.

i blow my boyfriend all the time while he is playing comp in siege.
>tfw he trys to make a callout and grunts as i deep throat

Oh, thank you! I hope I'll get to actually try it because it sounds like a lot of fun. Does he make little grunts and cute noises?

meh, just don't interrupt if i'm in the middle of a ranked/competitive game and we're all good

>it's another "landwhale's wish fulfilment" art

A guy once showed this to me saying it could be us. I can't fathom a cute, skinny man genuinely liking me though, so I went full autist. How do fat girls have the courage and confidence to even date someone? I don't get it.

Rigjt when my fingers touch pubes he goes "mmm..hmhmhm" like a hum and a saucy little chuckle. Then lots of nose sighs and slight cusses once hes getting close.

I know a guy whis wife is so fucking huge she rolled onto his arm on a water and broke his fuckin arm.

He deserved it for dating a landwhale.

Water bed*
And i told you that because, thay woman is soooo big, her weight broke a grown mans arm. But they were still married, and he married her just as big as she is now.
Theyre still together and she squirted out three equally chubby banies.

Peebottle fem back.
This, just be aware of what your man is doing. No one liked being pulled out of the zone.
Of course! Thats rampant here in the carolina country. Skinny rednecks LOVE big honkytonk women.

I have a seething hatred for fat women.

I don't understand it. Mainly how a big woman puts herself out there in the first place and can feel comfortable. I even see couples on Youtube with a ginormous (over 400 lbs) woman and an attractive man. It's so weird to me.
I don't really have a chance though since I used to be a massive woman myself and lost most of the weight. My body is a wreck and I still need to lose some more. I'd probably scare men away if they saw me naked because while I look like a fat hourglass in clothes, it's fucked. That was part of the autism on my end when the man showed me this drawing.

The oddest thing is he wasn't even a redneck at all. He was a very charming man from Norway, of all places. A country with some of the most beautiful women.

Based and redpilled boyfriend. Holy shit.

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I fucked a chubby prostitute that looked a lot like this a few months ago.

He sounds like our king or somthing.
He sits in the bedroom all day, pisses in bottles, plays vidya then has some (probably wrecked inside) fembot come in, apprantly pour the piss OUT FOR HIM then she STILL wants to fuck him?
>i feel bad i dont cook everyday
bitch what? You handle his hot pee jugs and you feel BAD?!?!

You're both freaks. Good for him though, you seem obediant and retarded.

I can imagine it can hurt some.
Normally I play games in which suddenly going afk doesn't hurt the play, so I can respond when my gf does similar. However, when I do play games with team mates and quitting leaves them at a serious disadvantage, I acknowledge her presence and what she's trying to do, but it'll have to wait until I'm done with the session.
Same goes the other way around as well. When I try to seduce my gf while she's playing with team mates (which she does more often than I do), I could try anything and she won't act on it either (besides on her turn acknowledge my presence/attempts, luckily).

As you mention , picking your moments is a good idea, it's unreasonable for either party to expect the other to be ready to go 24/7, willing and able to drop whatever he/she's doing for sex. The fact you seem quite grounded and aware of this is great. Your bf sounds like a lucky guy.

I guess it depends on the guy and situation. During games with teamspeak or complete focus it might not be desired by a lot of guys, but other than that I reckon it'd be greatly enjoyed. I know I'd enjoy it tremendously, but I'd probably pause/save/quit the game soon after and take her to the bedroom.

was she good

This thread is cute and wholesome and nobody can make me feel bad about smiling at it!

How about this? Obviously both are cute I'm sure.

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As long as he's put all the effort in to getting prettied up like the girl in the OP then of course it's cute! Although desu all that effort isn't even necessary either but it does make it cuter

>obidiant
Yeah i could see where i appear that way.
>retarded
:(

I'd also find it cute if he took care of himself and tried. Chubby guys can be adorable, too.

Ngl I thought Velma was a boy when I was very young, because she had short hair and was smart.

>I'd also find it cute if he took care of himself and tried
Elaborate

Uhhhh as if he doesnt fucking try what a bitch.
Ladies, if your man does somthing like pic related, hes fuckin trying ok? If my bf did somthing cute and sexy like turn the corner in cute, new boxer briefs, i would know he tried and is so fuckin nervous and id love it.
Fuck you for making these poor mother fuckers , who want nothing but for us to notice and love them(even if they exspress it a little angrily), that they arent trying. Everyones struggle is different, dont you dare say a man trying to seduce a woman isnt sticking his neck out for you.
Fuckin cunt. im so mad .my bf is chubby and if anyone dared to say hes not 'trying' id maul them. Stay single, bitch.

This was either written by a guy or a unicorn.

>chubby guys CAN be adorable
You type that like they arent always.
Fuck you, cunt. Stay cold and alone with no chubby soft bf to squeeze you.

Who is that T H O T in shaggy's house?

Unicorn i guess idgaf im so fuckin mad.
I love my chubby bf and he tells me his struggles with how he feels about his weight because cunts like YOU look at him likes hes fat. Chubby men are the best, theyre only smelly and gross qhen women like you made them feel like they shouldnt try.
"Maybe if he tried"
Maybe he is fucking trying , you fuckin knob.

The drawing looks like the guy has a scraggly neckbeard, but a bigger guy that has a proper beard and grooms it well by washing it, trimming it to match his face and using beard oil will look very handsome. Or shaving works too.

Wearing clothes and boxers that fit properly will also help a lot. From what I've seen, a lot of chubby guys don't put any effort in when they only need to do a few things to be very attractive. Bigger guys are cuddly and if they look and smell nice, it's the best.

What is wrong with you?

The fuck is wrong with you that you gotta act like just cuz a guy is chubby, hes not trying?

>from what ive seen
Youve never had a human dick near you in your fuckin life.

Why is it always a fatso?

Kill yourself you reddit piece of normafag shit.

HAHAHAHA somebody color this