>sister woke up in the middle of me shaving her crotch
>dad's been beating the shit out of me all morning
>agreed to give me a 10-minute break before he "returns for more"
Should I call for help? I'm just glad neither of them found out about the pubic stash.
You deserve it, cuntbag
My only concern is how old she is
>sister woke up in the middle of me shaving her crotch
Why tf would you do that user ?
That reminds me of the time my brother found the semen sphere I had hidden under my bed
I cringe just thinking about it
You deserve to be beaten for your degenerate behaviour.
>dad found the hairy hoedown
SAVE ME ROBOTS
>semen sphere
what the fuck is a semen sphere
kek. Why were you doing this sort of thing?
>mom found my crustacean masturbation station
fuck.
save me
please just run. if you dont have any friends go on soc and ask to stay with someone. it's dangerous but safer than your situation right now.
hey wait i just reread your greentext and realized you shaved your sister's crotch. i thought you shaved your own and she found you. thats disgusting faggot, my advice still stands but you dont deserve it
you should be killed ya discusting degenerate
If you're still alive after next round please do green.
pretending to reread a comment midway through posting. you've usurped the title of faggot from op nice.
You fucking retard this is when you beat the shit out of your father and claim his daughter/your sister as your property now.
Be honest user, this didn't happen did it...
>Daughter dug the dick deposit
Fun begins now
This thread is fake and gay, who the hell shaves his sisters crotch while she's sleeping
A-user, do you realize which part of the internet this is
Why though?
I guess you're being beaten right now.
Be real though. What actually happened?
>Internet
a...user...my Internet is switched off...you mean to say
R9k is not a simulation?
>momma seized my semen serum
NOW IM GOING INTO WITHDRAWALS
Well, I'm not try to be the moralist here, everyone hates moralists, nor I'm here to say you're right, but by law your dad can call the police for aggression, since that's your case
But tell me user, just out of curiosity, why were you shaving your sister while she was asleep?
Fuck, I'm high now and I wrote this shit wrong
YOU can call the police to arrest your dad, since agression is a crime, but on the other hand he will be in the jail for like, 1 day or so, 3 months if you're very very very lucky, but this ain't good, cause when he leaves he'll beat you even more for makeing the poilice arrest him
>sibling confounded by the crotch cleaning
>parent has pursued the Anonymous poster
It's a new era... this call cannot go unheeded.
thats my ig bio now
>mom found the 1TB external hard drive containing degenerate jap piss porn
>no problem since it's all encrypted with multiple layers of security
HES ONTO US LADS WE NEEDA SHUT IT DOWN
go back to plebbit you fucking idiot
IF I DON'T GET A BIG TIDDY BRITISH INTELLECTUAL GOTH MOMMY GF WHO LOVES ANIME GAMING COOKING AND SEX WITHIN THE NEXT 30 DAYS I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT
Livestream, you better deliver
I'm with If you don't stream your cuicide your mom will die in her sleep
I'm not OP, but I was shaved against my will since the sweat accumulated in my private hair and I smelled bad.
No roleplay, people offer to let me move in with them when I tell the story.
*Which obviously doesn't work out, since I'm still living in the same house where I was forcibly shaved
sounds gay adnulzxnfjdaj
This is the future Moot wanted
you deserve it faggot, thats fucking nasty.
I think you mean semen orb user, no one's been able to make a sphere yet
post injuries with time stamp or you're a larping faggot
>namefag
>ig
Go back normalfag
>dad found the cumunculus multi dimensional dream leech creature
IT'S NOT FAIR BROS
i think its a ball full of semen
>sister saw my sack attack
I lost the initiative
Fucking proove it you degenerate faggot
Fuck off ricebot
Damn bro. That's worse than that time
>gramama found the foreskin fondue
get a kitchen knife
>what the fuck is a semen sphere
normalfag detected
How fucking old are you
Act like a grown man and do something doesn't fucking matter who it is if they press you their wig needs to be split
Stop being a bitch and sock and lock that boomer fuck
okay big herc
Who? I may be a pathetic robot in every regard but at least I stand up for myself
Normies will treat you with as little respect as you let them get away with
Don't give these cunts any slack because none will be given to you
Post a pic of your sister
>sister solved the piss paradox
oh fuck guys what do?
>Lokimiscuis Located the interdimensional Piss Portal
Not yet? i feel this is my time to make the sphere a reality
I may as well get the pine box now.
>dad gave the green light to the semen homunculus launching
i didnt stand a chance after all
>mother found the answer to the jizz-sapiens problem
phew, that was a close one
>chadbro roommate undid the underwear matrix
fucking normalfags wonder why we hate them
>uncle has now entered the fifth-layer of planet spermausur
get ready for a real war bros
>Wall-e found the wicked walls of worthless willies
>Mommy found the mountainous mounds of muff moths I've been collecting
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH