Hi, Jow Forums --
I'm a 16 year old Zoomer on summer-break. I heard Jow Forums is full of wisdom with respect to women. Could you give me some advice on this matter? Thanks in advance.
Sincerely,
A 16 year old Zoomer
Hi, Jow Forums --
Jack Smith
Benjamin Reed
Underage b&
In an original fashion
Kevin Stewart
phoneposting was and is a mistake
Luke Turner
this is a joke post
its not even bait and you still fell for it somehow
Caleb Phillips
this is 99% reddit
Ryan Adams
>fell for it
>not bumping it to guarantee the ban
dumb robot
Ayden Taylor
>implying this is a ban-worthy post.
Jayden Hughes
Any reply is swallowing bait
Josiah Turner
I'm phoneposting right NOW and there's NOTHING you can do about it
Julian Richardson
I believe phones was the downfall of the internet
facebook and social media sites are another issue that just happened at the same time
Grayson Murphy
I dont need to imply shit you bald balled little cunt, if you read the fuck rules you would know exactly how long OP will be banned for as well. but youre too busy shitposting and being a drain on resources in the real and virtual worlds to know fucking anything
>not eating free food
pff
Kevin Murphy
glad we agree user-kun
William Bell
>being this mad at a Zoomer
Zoomers are the most powerful race in the world.
Robert Young
rule violation fool
Nicholas Edwards
did the math on that one huh user?
Owen Russell
This isn't a rule violation.
This is writing, not mathematics. Even a Zoomer knows this.
Gabriel Harris
so admitting being 16 means a two year ban right?
please please please
Bentley Lewis
Jannies probs heating a pocket or somefin, ill be bumpin it for a while. jus report it and go back to ur trap thread
Jaxson Anderson
Yeah join one of the thousand zoomer discords here, it'll be cliquey as hell just like your highschool cafeteria so you'll be right at home!
Angel Lopez
i feel like the day this board goes blue is the day it dies
Justin Hernandez
Zoomers will rule the world, faggots.
ZOOMERS UNITE.
Xavier Harris
keeping stuff on page 1 just wouldnt be as fun
Nathan Cruz
>nd go back to ur trap thread
I'm not a faggot?
Kevin Scott
You NEETs are so butt-hurt right now. Feels so good.
t. Zoomer
Connor Harris
never said that user, ur straight as an arrow bud
Connor Lee
I wish I was 16 again. Fuck that was almost half of my lifespan ago.
Jaxson Roberts
if ur still in ur twenties it literally doesnt matter what age you are. go do whatever the fuck
Tyler Gonzalez
in any case its important not to give up on your dreams, always keep on pushing forward and the like
David Brown
pasta and red sauce is a marvel of this world i tell ya what