/britfeel/

Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall; but those who hope in the Lord will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint edition.

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first for morph and cha(d)s

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First for the hobbit pub is designated basedboycore

ignore this thread ill make a better one

>lgnore this thread ill make a better one

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The time has come to confess and repent your sins my children. What ales you in these weary times?

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nth for problem glasses
you wear them to look at the problem balls before they fit in the problem hole

love morph

simple as

>lgnore this thread iIl make a better one

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Lads, I don't understand why are mutts so fucking unfunny

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thoughst

But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Against such things there is no law.

This is making the soibois go mental

i do gay stuff on discord

t. mr k dilkington

r9k is shit with the 2mb limit and other bollocks, why can we not go somewhere else?

Stunning lack of self awareness and autism. At least our autists are funny, like Ebin

I need to be more patient with people around me and my parents. I have a habit of being rude or dismissive.

8ch exists desu, /britishfeels/
obviously dead at the minute

>why can we not go somewhere else?
other chans have a smaller limit, unless you want to make a thinnly veiled britfeel thread on /gif/ and called it britgif or something

The Dilkington bit had me in stitches for some reason, it's so dumb though
>cranbrilly
>boswallocks
>scrimpton

im so fucking bored lads its too warm to go outside and im bored shitless with games and TV what do?

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christ, de berg!

>download photoshop
>open image
>save as .jpg
>choose a lower quality
>???
>profit

Lads there's some event thing in my town which includes a parade
They've been playing music for hours but it's just stopped and now there's just an occasional vuvuzela
It's honestly like being in War of the Worlds, quite spooky

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No temptation has seized you except what is common to man. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out, so that you can stand up under it.

>what do?
have a little nap, read a book, edge for a few hours or shitpost on other boards

Thought you lads might appreciate this
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Why is the Bible so beautiful?

I managed to get a gf and we've been together for a year and a half now. But she's been away on a long holiday travelling Africa for the last 5 weeks. We managed to have a phone chat just now but despite having made the big jump and getting a gf I am still fucking CRIPPLINGLY AUTISTIC and could barely talk to her on the phone, to the extent that I have probably upset her loads. Because I'm in the army I will nto be seeing her much even after our summer holiday and so I am fearing for our relationship because I am so fucking terrible at maintaining it when we are apart and I can't fix this in myself, and after this trainwreck of a phone conversation I am afraid that I've planted the seeds of doubt in her over our relationship.

So now I'm depressed, as I so often am. The worst thing is that I know I can't tell her, because women are disgusted by weakness and neediness, and if I tell her my problems it will only drive her away.

just google image compressor and there are online tools for free which reduce your image size

>wearing makeup
>fruity clothes
>dancing
fucking basedboy
youtube.com/watch?v=VEyDNTLlRgU

>this genuinely makes me happy
fuck I can see how people get obsessed with religion

so lads

how's your comeback august coming along?

Playin some blues jammies
wat you all up to tonight

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shit, beyond shit actually, worst couple of days of the year so far

Good effort larp except autists disappear in the military.

Nice playing son. What guitar are you using? A strat like a typical bloosman?

Evening lads.

Just got back from my daily trip to the shop for an energy drink. Gonna order a pizza in about half an hour or so.

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MY GUITAR IS GETTING REPAIRED
FUCK ME

Lay that pistol down, oh, lay that pistol down
Pistol packing mamma
lay that pistol down

Autists cannot serve in the military.

Where abouts are you fren?

Good evening /britfeel/

Across
1. Missing, not present (6)
5. Mongol warlord (4)
6. Japanese city (4)
8. Verboten (9)
10. Overly fussy (4)
11. Soft French cheese (4)
12. Rowling's crying bathroom-dweller (6)

Down
1. Liberal Democrat leader (7)
2. Wrongdoing (3)
3. Nude (5)
4. Latin greeting (3)
7. Straight, as the crow flies (7)
9. Rockstar game, also released as Canis Canem Edit (5)
10. American President or Japanese Prime Minister (3)
11. Gamble (3)

When complete, the highlighted squares will spell out a British town. Be the first to send that town to [email protected] for a nice prize maybe?

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There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear, because fear has to do with punishment. The one who fears is not made perfect in love. We love because He first loved us

Telecaster lod
pretty versatile guitar plus I think it was the strat predecessor so bound to be similar

Lads who can into modding
I want to add a few new radio stations to New Vegas. They don't alter any in game scripts or assets AFAIK so I can see no reason why they'd effect saves I've already got going.
Am I going to corrupt my save file by adding them?

Fucking hell did you catch cholera in there?

She/Her please, mortal

>what is compressjpg.com and png2jpg.com

you know that pretending to be God is an offence right?

No, we just suffer endlessly. Thanks for that ray of sunshine though...

fuck off god you fucking nonce, the hunters are on to you

>Across
>1. Missing, not present (6)
absent
>5. Mongol warlord (4)
khan
>6. Japanese city (4)
kobe
>8. Verboten (9)
>10. Overly fussy (4)
>11. Soft French cheese (4)
edam
>12. Rowling's crying bathroom-dweller (6)

Stop before I get old testament on you lad

Nice one. I was thinking of getting a tele and replacing my ibanez but a guy near me is selling a strat so I might get that instead.

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how the fuck do you afford to order pizza/takeaway every day
something's off about your lifestyle
>NEET living on his own getting takeaway every night

Like, a criminal offense?

For false messiahs and false prophets will appear and perform great signs and wonders to deceive, if possible, even the elect.

12 is myrtle

'ate luv hearts
'ate fruit pastilles
'ate starburst
'ate haribo
'ate jelly babies
'ate jelly tots
'ate drumsticks
'ate wham bars '
'ate strawberry laces
'ate parma violets
'ate allsorts
'ate millions
'ate skittles
'ate jelly beans
'ate chewits
'ate polos
'ate winegums
'ate flying saucers
'ate hubba bubba
'ate bracelets
'ate refreshers
'ate chupa chups
'ate randoms

luv dip dabs

simple as

I never thought much about it at the time just went with what was popular but I think newer builds are probably even better but fender styles have a certain sound

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based crossword poster but I'm shit at these
>3.
Naked
>10.
Abe
>11.
Bet

no. but about 4 years ago at that lake i forgot my food bowl and had to wash out a maggot tub to eat from. suprised i didn't catch anything then

Yes but much worse. And in some countries actually.

>Down
>1. Liberal Democrat leader (7)
ed davey
>2. Wrongdoing (3)
>3. Nude (5)
naked
>4. Latin greeting (3)
ave
>7. Straight, as the crow flies (7)
beeline
>9. Rockstar game, also released as Canis Canem Edit (5)
bully
>10. American President or Japanese Prime Minister (3)
abe
>11. Gamble (3)
bet

Rent is cheap and I don't have many bills other than internet/phone so I have a lot of disposable income.

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Yeah. Last time it happened the jews convinced the romans to pin the criminal to a cross.

>luv dip dabs
based, what the fuck do you think that sherbert is though

Het, everyone - Matthew is a nonce! Says he isn't but he still hasn't released those apocryphal texts has he?

starteda drinking, now I'm sad, no real reason why, actually had quite a good day

I'm I get this too. No reason to be sad sometimes but I do feel it. Why??? I hate it. I hate being made to feel sad and depressed and lonely when actually, sometimes, I'm not.

bloody hate it when i get a knock on the front door. nearly answered it then thought naaaa

Is the town Bakewell lad? Don't want to email, don't want to get doxxed tbqh

You on ESA, how much a month?
There are very few NEETs who can afford to live on their own without being in poverty and scrounging around eating tins of beans all week

whomst is the biggest lad, dazza or deano?

The yappy screeching dog is not stopping. Can hear its owners are in their back garden talking, completely ignoring the dog, not even telling it to shut up. I want to kill them all

neither, it's Gazza

actually lads its mozza

*bangs or your letterbox*
*looks in the front window to see if your home*

Where have you been ? ofjefhozhod

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fuck off TV licensing we don't watch tv!

>tfw too thick to do the wiring on my summer car

comfy game ruined for me

I got high on mdma, saw a gang and basically became their mascot for the night. I also creeped on a girl and got shooed away by her friend.

>Tempted to /nightwalk/ in a rough part of town

My ibanez plays well but I want a guitar with single coils. I'm not interested in metal anymore so I want better clean tones.

>saw a gang and basically became their mascot for the night.
Lol how'd you manage that

sorry you have to deal with that lad, Im entering the navy fairly soon, never had luck with women so it's one less thing I have to worry about leaving, Dont even have any friends to leave either

*stands behind closed curtains flicking the V's*

ESA and PIP, about 970 a month I think. I posted my balance in brit/pol/ last night.

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yea I noticed ibanez seemed to be used by metal players, has kind of a cold sound

les pauls and SGs sound great, I love them with heavy distortion on songs but it's not as versatile.
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>comfy game ruined for me
wat game

fuck off back there you apu nonce

Look lads! I painted these :-D

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da fuq is this do people literally just post memes online now

my summer car lad

Any of you lids playing the BO4 beta tomorrow?

I just got my access code.

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Hate getting quads tbqh

phew thank god I didn't get them

That's almost as much as I get for full time waging lmao. You don't seem mentally ill though